You know the pen at the bank? Why is it on that damn chain? It drives me insane. They can leave both vaults open; sure, the MONEY, that's unimportant, but GOD FORBID someone should steal the friggin pen. There's only free ones THREE FEET AWAY!
What kind of genius criminal mind walks into a bank, pulls out a gun, and STEALS THE PEN? Correct me if I'm mistaken, but I BELIEVE there are better things to steal in a bank. What's he gonna do, shove it in his trenchcoat, run outside and dive into a getaway car?
What they SHOULD do is tie a bungee cord to it. THEN we'd have a show. Or 500 feet of clear fishing line, so he'd halfway outta town, smug grin on his face.....thinking crime DOES pay....and WHAM!!!
If the pen is the only secure thing in a bank why can't they just hide all the money INSIDE THE PEN?
Am I a lunatic? Comments.
What kind of genius criminal mind walks into a bank, pulls out a gun, and STEALS THE PEN? Correct me if I'm mistaken, but I BELIEVE there are better things to steal in a bank. What's he gonna do, shove it in his trenchcoat, run outside and dive into a getaway car?
What they SHOULD do is tie a bungee cord to it. THEN we'd have a show. Or 500 feet of clear fishing line, so he'd halfway outta town, smug grin on his face.....thinking crime DOES pay....and WHAM!!!
If the pen is the only secure thing in a bank why can't they just hide all the money INSIDE THE PEN?
Am I a lunatic? Comments.

Total agreement about the pens, I think you're on to something.
p.s You ever notice all the cameras are pointing at the pen?
IDk why, guess I just can feel your pain.
Rant about something else.