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Reading on the Toilet
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Whenever I go to take a shit on the toilet I will run and find random objects to read the directions of while I am pooping. It can be anything from shampoo to bathroom cleaner. I will sit there and read through the directions, to the indications, and the warnings. Sometimes I will even read the ingrediants. I always do this when pooping. Does anyone else do this?
Do you think it's normal?
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Anonymous
2005-07-10 19:15:47
I'll read anything when I poop. Anything. Something about my arse being four inches from water makes me want to read. You're normal.
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METHOSjr. (83)
2005-07-12 15:08:47
Do Not Read Porn, you'll be sorry!!--> Try pooping in the Tank instead of the bowl. It is a gift that keeps on giving.
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windolickr (267)
2005-07-14 01:01:03
I do this as well!!, I have the back of the Lubriderm Lotion bottle memorized: "specialemnt formulee pour les peaux sensibles pendant 24 heures"
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windolickr (267)
2005-07-14 01:02:05
and I also like to read the ingredients to myself, especially if they're all-natural, then you get fun and easy stuff that ends with "herbalis".
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DJ_Slone (697)
2005-08-14 15:12:31
I like reading movie and video game cases/instruction booklets.
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bourbonised_aussie (612)
2005-08-16 06:23:29
i like eating and sometimes preparing food while im takin a dump, peeling potatoes,carrots things like that, can flush the scraps down the toilet when finished
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Paka1 (764)
2005-08-26 17:48:42
@: Anonymous
Hahahaha thats so funny. Its almost asif im writing that post. I actually only just recently started doing this but i never thought it was out of the ordinary. Anyways, when im outa things to read near by sometimes i take things from the medicine cabinet and put them on the counter so i can get to them when the time comes and im once again on the crapper. I am wierd.
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pie1985 (720)
2005-08-31 07:53:37
Yes it is normal, i do the same thing with reading the bottles, even at other peoples houses, in my own i prefer magazines to sit and peruse through, while on the pan
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Toaster (2643)
2006-07-21 06:41:07
MmmmHmmmmm
Toaster does it too!
She will even pour two bathroom cleaners or shampoo brands together to see what happens.

Toaster<3
the Bathroom chemist =D
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lalala12345 (23481)
2009-05-26 13:04:45
reading on the toilet causes hemroids!!
watch out bbs!

xoxo
kitty
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