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Reflections about GOD and Satan
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Let's pretend, for a minute, that GOD does exist (I know it's hard for me too...) and so does Satan... God is the good being and Satan is the bad one, the liar etc... If I were GOD, I would take care of everything that is beautiful (the flowers, the trees, the mountains) and Satan everything that is 'evil'... Let's see what kind of tricks that Satan could have in his pockets... Satan says : "Ok, I need disciples and few humans really like what is evil... Ok, from now on, I'll call myself 'GOD', next... I'll use a great human weakness, fear, to my advantage... so, I'll tell them, with an 'inspired' book that if they don't worship or believe in me, they will burn eternally in a place called hell... and if they obey all my commands and believe in me, they will go to a perfect and 'evil-free' place called heaven... yes, that's awesome..." Sadly the success of this operation is beyond imagination, Satan ('GOD') is still recruiting millions of new believers every years... for they are afraid to go in a place called hell... Scary hein?..
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How about I respect your beliefs and you don't attack mine? Because see I react negatively to people trying to convert me. And I may feel the need to respond violently.
Hehe... if thats is true than a good portion of the world's population can look foward to pushing rocks up hills for all eternity mwahahaha
@: roger49
Why getting angry when you have a great opportunity to question the value of your belief... If your belief successfully pass this test (that's a very tough one (if not impossible), I'll admit), he'll get stronger, if not... Well, only fools never change their minds...
interesting... I lost my faith in Christianity when I was 14 and realized that god had to have created satan to make himself good. People give Satan so much crap for being evil, but it's really not his fault. He was just a part of god's wonderful, almighty "plan". I came to the conclusion that a manipulative controlling being like god is not worth worshipping. Amen.
@: wooops
amen to that brother, i stopped beleive in god 2 years ago (14 as well) for nearly the same reason


if he loved us all hed stop so many bastard fucking us all over
I dont get it... =S
I think you are the only one that understands how it all works.
Religion is the creation of "man" and does the work of "the devil". People use forgivness so they can do wrong and have no consequences. People use religion to start wars. People use religion to get what they want and for this - as long as they are holding a bible - is said to be "for god".
Bad people go to church to prove they are good people.
Don't buy it. Osama does what he does for "god" too.
People are what they are and their actions give them away.
@: deric
hey ben, whats up?
Call that scary ? I mean, I read it, but like, so what ?

As my economics teacher would say, what does that have to do with the price of potatoes ?
And reasons like this are why i'm mainly agnostic, pushing atheist.
Dude you`re a comlete dumbass.
stargirl I dont know WTF bible you`re talking about,but it aint the christian one.
If I were God... If I were the Devil...

That is the kind of thing that doesnt fit in our tiny little heads, some tinier than others...

Just think about how you see the monkeys... done? A superior being, would surely see us like monkeys, no doubt about that.

Do you think, that with you monkey brain, you could miracously figure out the auto-generated incognoscible God s thinking?

Besides this, the Bible is a collection of wise men writtings, that is not supposed to be taken literally; like God is just a word men created to describe what we cannot understand, and the Devil is just the same. But the truth is God and the Devil are real, but we cannot understand the meaning of the Universe can we?

Is really pathetic how people can be so arrogant about what they dont understand.
its the old testament, prolly. Try reading it.
im a self proclaimed free thinker and i take everyones ideas and reject them while this is an interesting theory and it is entirely possible by all means if theoritcally there were entities that existed such as god and satan but coming from a realist and a free thinker god does not exist

interesting point
By saying God doesnt exist, you are saying that you understand the Eternity of the Universe and our Souls; please, enlighten us my friend.
for one satan wan an angel and he god gave his children free wills so his angel turn on him and in return was cast out of heaven and to lork harken if god did every thing for us how would we learn if we had a hand to hold through every thing how would we build charecter

dont lose faith in god because of simple thoughts in your mind
O_o

Ooohhhhhhh k.
How many times do I have to state this.... but...

The only true god is THE GREAT WHITE RODENT !
Religion is just another word for hypocrisy
@: Dom101
i agree with u
Very clever you are Yoda but with I am is it be are is well can do.
So you are saying that killing, raping, lieing, cheating, and hating are really GOOD things posed as bad things to trick us into going to hell?
forgive me but even for an excersize of the imagination it is a stretch
i often question my family about that. they call me a satanist and a pagan. dummes.
have u noticed how religious/believers often get way off the subject and avoid answering the question..with a very pathetic and obvious trick "attack" the person who questions himself. maybe if one of u chickens would answer and accept having a discussion about it, we might have believed a long time ago. but they deep down inside dont have the answers for alot of things..so they;r just so afraid to find out that what theyve been living for .. what have been keeping them alive, nice and hopeful is a big fat lie. and thats my theory.
A true God lets us be who we want to be and never forces us to do anything. A true and loving God provide a suggestion as to what can you can do to find happiness but he will not intervening or force it upon you. Other people might do it and other people are going to choose to act evil. God has as too much respect for your right to make your own choices to intervene.

But disregard what we all think. How do you personally, deep in your gut, feel about it? That's what's important.
Face it, how can people be interested in a book written 2000 years ago, not written by god, but by other men.
..I think a few people are forgetting one thing...evolution.see that says we are all freaky monkey men..and then they came from some freaky tadpole thingys or something...so yah no god monkey men ...see how that works
Is anyone else tired of these serious posts about religious beliefs and racism and shit just done to get the most comments? I know I'm contributing to the latter but can't we all just ask if sniffing our earwax is normal? You know, frivolous, light-hearted stuff.
@: cop15
I am going to put this gently and simply so people of your intelligence can understand.

You obviously don't understand evolution. At all. So I suggest you learn about it... before you make yourself look like even MORE of a retard to educated people.
Its one thing to diagree- I have seen arguments against evolution that actually require more than 10 seconds of thought to answer. But that, my friend, was pathetic.

Freaky monkey men? lmao go back to grade school or, if you are over 13, hide yourself back under that rock.
Evil Is An Abstract
You realize that almost every culture throught history has had some kind of god/spirit that protects them and when they die they go somewhere good. And even cultures that don't believe in god believe in the devil or something like him and that they will go to a place of eternal torture when they die.
Its sooo much easier to just blindly believe then to question it.

some kids here wrote that from age 14 they stopped believing, well I am the oposite
I actualy started believing in God since about age 14 abit later I think,
anyway when I didnt believe in god I was so confused trying to understand why so many people are religious it made more sence to me that that god didnt exsist and then I realized.

People believe in God to comfort themself about afterlife and devide it to 2 parts heaven and hell if people die and go to one place what is it diferent from here? so if there is heaven all good go there and dont have to be with the bad people.
People need to believe that evrything is going to be better most people are optimistic therefor religious.

also if a group of smart 100 people are asked a qeustion the majority will answer it right.

also if a group of stupid 100 people are asked the same question the majority will answer ir wrong.

your call do u think the majority of the world (wich are the religious people) are smart or stupid? that question can also be questioned what is the level of inteligance from wich people or smart and below are stupid?

"You realize that almost every culture throught history has had some kind of god/spirit that protects them and when they die they go somewhere good"

despite all those reasons and I say despite because all or most of those reasons If you find them logical will most likly make you think that there is no God,
I do believe in GOD.
faith is either there or its not.
if its not you will never no matter what believe, even if you think that you believe you will always question it till you find something setisfing enough to make you say "God doesn't exsist"