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Remember Kids
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Kids, there are some things that you should know and you should always remember. They will get you very far in life and you will always remember them. Abide by these rules and you will have a wonderful life.

Here is one of those rules:
Remember kids, every time you don't use a condom, someone grabs a baby kitten by the neck, shaves off its fur, cuts off its arms, legs, and tail, ties a 20 pound weight to it's back and tosses it into a river.
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Comments (5)
niggawitmoney (9329)
2007-09-03 21:39:17
I fucking hate cats so im going to stop wearing condoms
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Footfan90 (5641)
2007-09-04 05:05:46
other way around. if you DO wear a condom, then the Vatican grabs a baby kitten by the neck, shaves off its fur, cuts off its arms, legs, and tail, ties a 20 pound weight to it's back and tosses it into a river.
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justincase858 (5372)
2007-09-04 17:55:37
cats suck. protection sucks. god sucks.

firepokers rule
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Souseiki (11326)
2007-10-29 15:36:52
Damn. Im twelve. I have a kitten. And I luffles him... Damn. Im twelve. Im in highschool. Girls..... -drools- Well at least my cat might be dead before im not a minor xD
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kgm1996 (7281)
2007-12-14 12:50:15
you guys are fucking messed up some people love kats and by the way this is fucking stupid
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