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ROBOT!
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I found a metal rod and a plastic doll, and i thought of a genius way to make a robot! I could put them both in a bag until they mate (I'll throw in a few scented candles too,) then I'll wait nine months, and when the time is up, I will take them to the hospital and i will get a robot out of this! I'll make sure to keep him away from teddy bears (they are mortal enemies you know!)
I'll let you know how it goes [=
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Comments (8)
cabinet69 (3089)
2006-08-18 02:55:04
Who gives a fuck moron
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Superwang (3310)
2006-08-20 14:53:40
Ehh yeah... Might wanna rethink those scented candles... Unless you want to wake to the smell of burning human flesh.
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Mtokai (3052)
2006-08-24 09:46:03
THAT IS A GOOD IDEA
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Ironsufficient (943)
2006-08-24 10:37:35
Don't eat anything until you get your robot. That'll make it even more special.
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EccentricWeird (3314)
2006-08-26 01:42:41
I don't know much about object sex, but seeing as though I've never heard of metal pole pornography, I couldn't really assume they were capable of copulation...
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EyeAy (3483)
2006-08-29 16:14:34
Stick the pole in the dollys hole........
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DanGlibitz (3484)
2006-08-29 17:09:12
Why not just get them both pissed but mind the rod doesn't go rusty
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Consequence (3660)
2006-09-09 00:31:21
I made a robot by sticking a metal rod down my right thigh and supergluing a strainer on my head. Needless to say I fucking pwnt your dumbass idea.
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