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Rule Brittania!
Brittania rule the waves. Brittons never,never,never shall be slaves.
I'm willing to bet most of you Yanks have never even heard that song, have you? That’s not surprising considering the fact I could offer most of you $31,000 and you still wouldn’t be able to point to England on the map (and if I said Wales, 90%% of you would choke on your cheeseburger.)
A country the size of the state of Florida that at the peak of its empire ruled half the world. We gave you great minds such as Dickens, Isaac Newton, Shakespeare and Charles Darwin. We gave you bands such as The Beatles and the Rolling Stones. We've let you have David Beckham. We invented the internal combustion engine, television, toilet paper and light bulbs (no matter what you f**ks say Alexander Graham Bell was born here so that makes him a Brit). We can f**k at 16 and legally drink ourselves to death in bars at 18. The name of our country says it all GREAT Britain. Yet you still show us no respect. We gave you f**kers civilisation and all you b*s***ds can go on about is rotten f**king teeth!!
Now I could go on here to bash America and mention obese, uneducated, redneck, hillbilly b*s***ds. Or I could mention the fact that you are so far up your own arses that you managed to name a national sport the WORLD series but I'm determined not to turn this into a debate about whether or not it’s normal to marry your 12 year old cousin or even f**k your donkey legally. I'm not here to cause trouble or anti-brit feeling I'm sure Posh Spice is going to do plenty of that on her own.
Instead I'm here for your pity. From trolling the internet this last few years I've gotten to know quite a few of my American brothers, and I get to see what you all b**ch and complain about (cos we're whiny fags, huh?) And believe me you haven’t got sh*t all to complain about. A gallon of petrol (its not f**king gas) is $7.20., we get overrun by f**kers from every sh*thole on all 4 corners of the world and then we get the f**king borders opened to Eastern bloc sh*tbags as well. You don’t have to leave your own country to get a suntan because it doesn’t rain every single f**king day. A new games console comes out and its twice the price over here. Human rights activists rule over everything. We lose at every sport we ever invented to the Australians.par
Now I can deal with all that sh*t because I love my country, I've got Made In England stamped on my arse, Cut me and I bleed red white and blue, I came out of my mother singing God Save The Queen. I love my country so much that none of the above bothers me. No the worse thing about Britain, is how far up GWB's arse (thats right ARSE) Tony Blair was, and how he made the whole country look like a bunch of f**king mugs that need to rely on the Yanks for one reason or another.
I'm willing to bet most of you Yanks have never even heard that song, have you? That’s not surprising considering the fact I could offer most of you $31,000 and you still wouldn’t be able to point to England on the map (and if I said Wales, 90%% of you would choke on your cheeseburger.)
A country the size of the state of Florida that at the peak of its empire ruled half the world. We gave you great minds such as Dickens, Isaac Newton, Shakespeare and Charles Darwin. We gave you bands such as The Beatles and the Rolling Stones. We've let you have David Beckham. We invented the internal combustion engine, television, toilet paper and light bulbs (no matter what you f**ks say Alexander Graham Bell was born here so that makes him a Brit). We can f**k at 16 and legally drink ourselves to death in bars at 18. The name of our country says it all GREAT Britain. Yet you still show us no respect. We gave you f**kers civilisation and all you b*s***ds can go on about is rotten f**king teeth!!
Now I could go on here to bash America and mention obese, uneducated, redneck, hillbilly b*s***ds. Or I could mention the fact that you are so far up your own arses that you managed to name a national sport the WORLD series but I'm determined not to turn this into a debate about whether or not it’s normal to marry your 12 year old cousin or even f**k your donkey legally. I'm not here to cause trouble or anti-brit feeling I'm sure Posh Spice is going to do plenty of that on her own.
Instead I'm here for your pity. From trolling the internet this last few years I've gotten to know quite a few of my American brothers, and I get to see what you all b**ch and complain about (cos we're whiny fags, huh?) And believe me you haven’t got sh*t all to complain about. A gallon of petrol (its not f**king gas) is $7.20., we get overrun by f**kers from every sh*thole on all 4 corners of the world and then we get the f**king borders opened to Eastern bloc sh*tbags as well. You don’t have to leave your own country to get a suntan because it doesn’t rain every single f**king day. A new games console comes out and its twice the price over here. Human rights activists rule over everything. We lose at every sport we ever invented to the Australians.par
Now I can deal with all that sh*t because I love my country, I've got Made In England stamped on my arse, Cut me and I bleed red white and blue, I came out of my mother singing God Save The Queen. I love my country so much that none of the above bothers me. No the worse thing about Britain, is how far up GWB's arse (thats right ARSE) Tony Blair was, and how he made the whole country look like a bunch of f**king mugs that need to rely on the Yanks for one reason or another.
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So it looks like you need some learning also.
and yeah britain had its day,its day is over,now its just a lap dog that fauns over the powerful USA.
Bell invented the phone you fuck tard. You had a valid point with the whole post but then you go and make yourself look like a complete penis with the lightbulb comment!!
But AMEN!!
RULE BRITTANIA!!!!!!!
Hello, I'm an American.
I must admit that it hurts a bit to see you say these things.
I understand that some of our governments current policies suck as well as our current president. I can see why a lot of the world community would be angry with the USA.
But the reason why what you have said hurts a bit is that I love the UK. NEVER in my life have I ever spoken an ill word about the UK or it's people. I have always admired the UK for standing by our side.
I am sorry about Bush dragging Tony Blair into this whole mess and I know that the majority of the American people feel the same. We don't like what's going on any more than you do and we're going to change that. The wave has started already.
I know that the UK is famous for rainy days. I'm sorry. The USA didn't make your weather. You have mother nature to blame on that.
Yes, I know. GAS (sorry, that's what we call it) is astronomical abroad as well as many other commodities and material goods. I don't know what to tell you there. It's the same in Canada and they're only a few hours away from where I live. More of a government thing? Money values, etc.? Sorry, I'm not a socio-political wiz.
But it's important to me and many other Americans that you know that we do love you very much. England is our mother country, Canada and Australia our sisters.
Never in my life will I ever percieve a Brit as anything less than the bravest. No other people I would rather have fighting by our side.
I would kiss your ass.
Please, I hope that at some point you will change you mind on how you feel towards Americans.
It's just none of us Americans can, for the life of us, understand WHY!
You Invented toilet paper? Odd, considering you smelly inbred fuckers don't appear to USE it regularly (or flush, come to think of it) and I salute you for being Legally able to drink at Sixteen - (Though MOST of you Start drinking at about the age of seven, when the Shame of Being Britsh starts to get ahole of you.) - It is only natural for your population.
Hell, if I was british, I would drink in excess every single night to try and forget about it myself!
Britian is a Lovely place..which is why even in the Smallest of your pissant towns there are dozens of Travel Agencies...because Brits, as a rule, want to be Someplace (ANYPLACE) other than the stinkhole island where they are (Most of the time going to other countries abroad and trying to make the people There belive that they are Americans.
And the Civic Pride you have! Where to begin? Hmmm, spitting on the sidewalks? Releiving yourselves in public fountains, picking your noses in buffet lines? (Never mind that last, there Are no buffets in the UK, food there goes stale in a matter of hours because none of you filthy bastards has embraced the concept of Hygene...)
And your children, your future generation, are SO wonderful.. When they are not torturing animals, raping women en mass, throwing stones and bottles at firefighters who are trying to put out the car fires that they start or desercrating cemetaries - some of the little angels attend class, and a few go so far as to open a book (Never mind the fact that the illiteracy rate is about 75%% ... In Brition, one Has to know how to spell PUB.
God created the world in Six Days. On the Seventh Day HE rested. On the Afternoon of the Seventh Day, God felt the need to take a tremendous dump, so HE lifted HIS robes, squatted down...and the result is the wretched little island you call home.
Yes, in the (Distant) past the UK DID rule the planet...and when this was happening, most of the known world was about the size of Nebraska.
Wallow in your History, Lord knows your Present isn't anything to speak of!
You know being ignorant as the poster does you no honor.
And as for you Tobra.....
You should be fucking ashamed of yourself!
How the fuck can you call us smelly inbred fuckers? Pretty much the entire population of your deep south are related and this is accepted as normal!
And illiterate LMAO instead of pointing out the spelling mistakes in your post i will just point you in the direction of "The national Assessment of adult literacy" Compiled by your own national office of statistics that states that 20%% of(yes, thats one in 5!!) Americans only have minimum reading skills!!
Heres the proof;
http://nces.ed.gov/NAAL/PDF/2006470_1.PDF
Wheres your proof for the "fact that the illiteracy rate is about 75%% ... In Brition"
God may have done all those wonderful things that you describe in your post, but dont forget , you are the offspring of this "shitty" little island!
you see a lot of americans on the internet complaining because they make up pretty much all of it,
I guess we can't really call it the "North American series" which happens to be the correct term as it's the name of the continent but in my opinion it's not fair for our northern neighbors Canada.
What could we call it?
Wat bout the 51 states series (sorry Canadians lol)
God I could just invent a new sport and declare myself the "world champ" since I'm the only one who knows how to pay it. XD
LIVERPOOL IS THE BEST CITY ON THE PLANET!!!