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Saturday Night
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So. My neighbor and I are sitting on my porch with the Xmas lights on and we're having our annual Cheesy Dog and Champagne night after playing a round of "toss the ferret" in the kitchen. Do you think we're rednecks?
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (15)
gizzie56
Well Yeah I would think you fall into the category of "red Necks".
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flikr
you have to watch nascar and fuck your cousins to be real rednecks

that's one of the advantages of being a redneck, you bone your hot cousins and it's considered normal
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yes u are
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nearly
But are your wind chimes empty beer cans? THATS the real sogn of a red neck!
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nearly
OK, so my keyboard went dyslexic! sogn = sign lmfao
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Orochimaru
You are a redneck... You are gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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nearly
DONT you DARE use the word 'GAY' in this context you phucking pleb!
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You must live in a trailer
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yes ur a "red neck"
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get a fucking life trailor trash!
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Considering I have no idea what a cheesy dog is and what "tossing the ferret" means...

How amusing.
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Rednecks don't own ferrets or drink champagne. They own one-eyed mongrels and drink whatever is on sale at the Piggly Wiggly.
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well, the champagne bit is most definitely NOT redneck.
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question: what is 'tossing the ferret'?
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Such things doesn't exist.
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