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So. My neighbor and I are sitting on my porch with the Xmas lights on and we're having our annual Cheesy Dog and Champagne night after playing a round of "toss the ferret" in the kitchen. Do you think we're rednecks?
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (13)
gizzie56 (8681)
2008-07-19 21:28:32
Well Yeah I would think you fall into the category of "red Necks".
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flikr (10636)
2008-07-19 22:00:52
you have to watch nascar and fuck your cousins to be real rednecks

that's one of the advantages of being a redneck, you bone your hot cousins and it's considered normal
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cpg123 (15225)
2008-07-19 22:02:10
yes u are
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nearly (10533)
2008-07-21 03:58:00
But are your wind chimes empty beer cans? THATS the real sogn of a red neck!
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nearly (10533)
2008-07-21 03:58:44
OK, so my keyboard went dyslexic! sogn = sign lmfao
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Orochimaru (9975)
2008-07-21 07:53:52
You are a redneck... You are gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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nearly (10533)
2008-07-21 11:10:27
DONT you DARE use the word 'GAY' in this context you phucking pleb!
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Astinos (11775)
2008-07-23 00:25:36
You must live in a trailer
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Miss_Charlie (17693)
2008-11-14 15:28:08
yes ur a "red neck"
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sperminator (9224)
2008-11-20 05:37:04
get a fucking life trailor trash!
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GreyScale (18039)
2008-11-27 20:18:03
Considering I have no idea what a cheesy dog is and what "tossing the ferret" means...

How amusing.
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Catinthehat (25099)
2009-07-06 04:51:05
Rednecks don't own ferrets or drink champagne. They own one-eyed mongrels and drink whatever is on sale at the Piggly Wiggly.
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lk4me (25298)
2009-07-09 06:57:22
well, the champagne bit is most definitely NOT redneck.
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