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See a man about a mule
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When i go out for some beers i can drink about two or three without having to pee but after i pee for the first time, i need to go every 2 minutes, is that normal?
Do you think it's normal?
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yes, the is a chemical reaction that take place from drinking alcohol.

it counteracts ADH in the kiddneys, so you do not retain water, so you feel like you need to pee more often
The expression Ive heard is see a man about a horse
I wonder if your kidneys and bladder work right. Alcohol is a duiretic,,meaning it dehydrates you, and makes you go. Fortunately for me,, I stay drunk, and piss in the chair, days at a time,until I have to crawl to the store for more beer,,,,,,,,,,,
umm yea.. means your bladder is full of BEER..
dur.
As long as you are not peeing your pants you'll be fine.
Remember the song, "The grass is always greener when you water it with your wiener outside."
I wish i had a wiener, it is so much better to be able to stand and pee especially at a bar.
That's very common for women.
Yes, I call it 'breaking the seal'. Once you pop, you just can't stop
yep. absolutely normal. non stop is weird if you aren't drinking after those two beers, but if you have like 5 or so in a night, after 2 is about how it goes *note: this is based on how fast you drink the beer
OMG U HAVE AN INFECTION...
Yeah, its normal. The expression I've always heard is "breaking the seal", which someone else said earlier in the thread.
It's called breaking the seal, and yes its normal!
it is indeed called breaking the seal and that's why everyone has shots when they go to town because your not really going to be that popular with the opposite sex if your jumping up and down for a piss every 5 minutes