So... I had sex for the first time not long ago. Friend came over from California just for the occasion, actually.
I hate sex. First time, it hurt, but after it stopped hurting, it did nothing for me.
We tried all kinds of foreplay, five positions, handplay, oral, anal, and vaginal.
And I hate sex. It does NOTHING for me. I still get horny, I still get turned on at the ideas of sex, but sex itself is useless.
S'that normal?
And practice, practice, it really does get better with age.
relax!!!!!!!!!
i promis it will get a hell of alot betta!!!!!!
All you do is get in the 69 position and both of you have a few farts cocked up. If you do it successfully you will have an air-brushing of poo the shape of Uganda covering both faces.
I'm so good there are even mountains on her.
Besides... some dudes like dead chicks. Just lay there and make odd noises as if gasses were escaping from your body. Oh, and puff out your stomach like you're bloated.
That is SO hot.