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Sex sucks.
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So... I had sex for the first time not long ago. Friend came over from California just for the occasion, actually.

I hate sex. First time, it hurt, but after it stopped hurting, it did nothing for me.

We tried all kinds of foreplay, five positions, handplay, oral, anal, and vaginal.

And I hate sex. It does NOTHING for me. I still get horny, I still get turned on at the ideas of sex, but sex itself is useless.

S'that normal?
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (15)
Yes normal. For the first time I didn't feel anything too, but turn on the whole time. hehe do it a few times then you will know how it feel when you cum.
i wouldnt know
Try it a few more times youll be more relaxed and it will feel better
As Cab says relaxing does help. Don't force all those silly positions yet. And don't forget to use lubrication, spit k-y or whatever. It also helps to do it with someone you really care for . . .

And practice, practice, it really does get better with age.
1st time always sucks!!!!!!!
relax!!!!!!!!!
i promis it will get a hell of alot betta!!!!!!
I had sex for 4 years with one partner..never did shit for me. I just recently got a new boyfriend...and the sex has been wonderful. I thought I hated sex too, but man when you have the right partner it makes all the difference.
It is definitely not normal to hate sex. You really need to do it a lot more to be the judge of that. If you continue to have sex for the next couple of months and still do not like it, your partner sucks, or maybe you are just not normal.
it will probably get better dont worry bout it
Yes you are a weirdo. Sex is brilliant.
Next time try the Mudabi Mudbath. It is an awesome African thing.

All you do is get in the 69 position and both of you have a few farts cocked up. If you do it successfully you will have an air-brushing of poo the shape of Uganda covering both faces.

I'm so good there are even mountains on her.
Yep it's normal! The best sex is the sex you shouldn't be doing! Try sex with someone else, maybe there's just not enough attraction!
Hi there, it sounds to me that you are definitly with the wrong person, you would not feel like this is you had the right one, sex would be wonderful then, sometimes we can be attracted and turned on by someones looks or personality but when it comes down to the sex part it turns out to be absolutely no good, if I was you I would nip this relationship in the bud..
if you stop haveing sex i'll be out of businness, so dont stoP!!!
did you at least pretend to like it? if not you are a cold heartless b*t%$
Take it for the team, then. Even if you don't enjoy it, you can still provide quickies just for the pleasure of others.

Besides... some dudes like dead chicks. Just lay there and make odd noises as if gasses were escaping from your body. Oh, and puff out your stomach like you're bloated.

That is SO hot.