sex with blow up dolls

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LoL well you need to get out of that marriage. Unless you enjoy this.

Mel McDaniel recorded a song about a blow up doll.and all was well until he caught her cheating with his best friend, Earl.Good song from old Mel.

Welcome back slackass. I knew you wouldnt last long!

Yeah no doubt in my mind its him.

i was gone 3 weeks.,,,lets see YOU leave for 3 weeks.You stormed out and was back the NEXT day but it was cause you missed ME so I understand.

Nearly I think slackjaw is trying to tell you something about his sexuality..

Why it has not occurred to you to simply stick an ice pick in your plastic fantastic lover is completely beyond me. Perhaps your wife as well. And then get your brain recalibrated for being in this completely absurd situation. Or were you going to get inspiration to write a song about it?

HAVE U EVER THOUGHT THAT YOU ARE BAD IN BED

I think you may need to find a new wife she obviously does not want you.

i have never suggested such before but i think you need to cheat on her if she never lets you have sex with her. i mean she obviously dosent want to have sex with you so why would she even mind.

Maybe your wife records you doing this without your knowledge and shows it to everybody she can to get a jolly ol' laugh out of it while she's out having sex with OTHER men. And by the time you figure it out the entire town and half the world will have seen videos of you humping a blow-up doll and you'll never get sex from a normal girl again???

cheat on her, get laid properly, and if she finds out, tough for her

Yea its normal i have sex with blow up dolls all tha time. just watch out they cheat on you for someone else

This.