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Sex with myself
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Ever since I was a boy I have fancied myself immensely. Indeed I think that all the girls I have sh*gg*ed are very fortunate. I felt it was time to have the best of both worlds and arrange things so that I could shag myself. So, I bought a male rubber doll and stuck a photo of myself over its face. I now f**k it up the b*m.

Am I conceited?
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (16)
ForInternalUseOnly (6094)
2007-02-22 09:53:10
Are you serious?
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MightOfTheMass (6096)
2007-02-22 10:44:57
You have serious problems and I would recommend you see a Doctor.
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smithee (4389)
2007-02-22 11:17:10
you're not conceited,

You're just really fucked up!



nuff said.....
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roger49 (3711)
2007-02-22 12:18:55
I would say that yes, you are conceited, you're also gay with yourself. I think I will be laughing about this one for the rest of the day, even though I strongly suspect that it's fake.
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CSIlover (6117)
2007-02-23 14:00:46
yes you are conceited, and your in love with yourself...you need to see some serious real help not this sh*t on here...no 1 on here can give you the help you really need...
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master_of_batio (5514)
2007-02-23 16:40:29
your fucked up laddie ---- find a chick.
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Clarky466 (5810)
2007-02-23 17:36:19
Haha. You have got to be the biggest loser on here, you love your self, you need to get over you self :-), i would recommend you see a doctor on "Sucide Pills"
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claro666 (3773)
2007-02-23 23:13:45
I agree ^
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lucyy (4866)
2007-02-24 08:00:32
That is very very unusual. But if you are actually serious i suppose its not your fault if you actually are sexually attracted to yourself. But still you cant get the companionship and love and fun and conversation from yourself that you would get from a women- or another man if you're gay. So i would try to find yourself a g/bfriend eventually and try to be more humble.
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razorlight (6162)
2007-02-25 11:51:27
ewwww thats really wrong sorry but ewwww get a life and are you gay why a male doll ? x
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silknlaced (6231)
2007-02-28 08:45:14
better still tie an elastic band around your balls (you do have those yeah)when u get a stiffy (thats an erection) then put your legs over your shoulder and your cock will pop into your mouth and heyyyy who needs girls when u can have u all to yourself
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mirado123 (2695)
2007-02-28 17:19:05
LMAO UR A FAG JUST HAVE SEX WITH A GUY AND ADMIT U LIKE DI CK
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teen_advisor (6260)
2007-03-01 15:01:13
Can you say narcissistic????? I suggest that you also check under the DSM-IV and study up on it. Although, I wouldn't be too surprised if you fit one more sections.
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Jordan_Ash (6263)
2007-03-01 15:54:59
I've done it before. It's quite fun, especially if you put different pictures on it.
..It adds variety.
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foinaven (6091)
2007-03-03 11:49:30
I am the orinal poster of this story. Well, I have improved the system of shag**ing myself. I have replace the picture with a mirror! I can now see myself. Its especially good when I see my own face as I cum!
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10"c0ck (6333)
2007-03-04 01:59:40
Wtf you are the weirdest person i have ever met. i suggest that you only date guys who look just like you
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