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ive allways wanted to put a hole in a tree and f**k the hell out of it.... is this normal?
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (13)
homersimpson (3466)
2007-01-14 01:59:19
Yes, My yellow spruce bends winward to my luvins when I approach.
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Shavemeslowly (5177)
2007-01-14 02:09:08
Dendrophiliac.




SUPERSTAHR!
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fido00000000000000000000000001 (3645)
2007-01-14 06:02:33
You probably have a splinter dick.
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cabinet70 (4440)
2007-01-14 06:12:38
what will you fuck a pussy willow?
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lucyy (4866)
2007-01-14 09:56:35
lol thats..different! But theres no harm in thinking that.
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smithee (4389)
2007-01-14 20:00:19
don't drill a harmless tree to satisfy your weird fantasies and no its not normal.
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bastian25 (5299)
2007-01-15 19:36:32
lol yea man u should try it :)
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Stargod (5337)
2007-01-16 21:47:48
you are horny. simple as that. Most guys want the fuck the shit out of any hole that fits their dick. Don't do it. I am guessing girls are MUCH better...because...they are girls...and youa re thinking of a TREE....get it? T-R-E-E!
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Shavemeslowly (5177)
2007-01-16 21:50:11
And watch out for splinters
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random_person23 (5407)
2007-01-20 08:38:08
dude just bang ya pillow who the f%^& wonts 2 bang a tree .....ARG splinters
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GW_LOVER_MCR (5341)
2007-01-27 21:30:10
Wow...but wouldn't u get splinters?
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santi (5734)
2007-02-07 01:25:52
try it in a coconut tree
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sishu (5826)
2007-02-10 23:07:41
Whatever wistles your kettle. It's not illigal as long as you don't do it in public but you might not like the feeling of small and sharp wooden bits penetrating your penis flesh.
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