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Sh*t Bucket
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Ok, Since I haven't added a story in a while, I figured nows a good time. While working the other day, I was hit on by a lady I was working for. So I started flirting with her, one thing lead to another, and 3 hours later, after pounding her out, I left her house a releaved man. I locked the door behind me, as she entered the shower (so she could clean up before her husband came home from work), I continued working, but had to take a massive dump. So I sh*t in a bucket behind her bushes, and wiped using napkins from burger king. While taking a sh*t, her husband came home, and was emptying his car. Once I was finished pinching a loaf in the bucket and the husband entered the house, I ran up to his car, opened the door before the alarm set, and proceeded to turn the bucket upside down and leave a present in his car for the next morning. I finished up working and went to the next job site. The thing is, the next day the women called my work number, and said she thought wat I did was hysterical, and wants to me come over and f*ck her brains out again, and leave another nasty sh*t in her husbands car. Is that normal for her to want me to sh*t in a bucket and dump it in her husbands car ? And is it normal for me to want to do it ?
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (10)
viado (4039)
2006-10-17 15:14:45
lol
yes. the thought of him discovering the shit bucket is so amazing :D
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x.princess.x (3703)
2006-10-17 16:06:29
that's lovley
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donkeyspuzz (3277)
2006-10-17 16:44:56
Haha, you should stick things in the poo. He must have CD's in the gun-box. Put one of those in it.
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roger49 (3711)
2006-10-17 16:48:26
What a wonderful idea. It inspires me to take action about these women in long-distance relationships I keep asking out.
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paulii (4043)
2006-10-17 22:48:47
lol
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galeni (2821)
2006-10-18 05:47:28
what if you fuck their cat too?? what would you leave behind as a present??
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CrazyMoFo (1953)
2006-10-18 21:32:47
Donkey thats a good idea i'll try that next time, i go f*ck her brains out. and No Ambassador Galeni, I dont like animals, although I'd probably cover the cat with the entire bucket. By the way, Thanx for the comments.
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fuctifiknow (4006)
2006-10-20 21:57:57
yes everything your doing is completly normal .. thumbs up
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Johno (4085)
2006-10-24 19:02:44
you keep shitting in the bucket & I will go & hump her
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slackjawedyokel (6678)
2007-04-01 12:44:51
fake story.the car alarm doesnt need any time to set and why would he leave it unlocked but with the alarm set?
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