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sh*t smelling belly button

I have a sh*t smelling belly button! my fingers and everyone elses fingers smell like sh*t when they touch me. I feel really gross. Is sh*t growing in my bellybutton? IS THIS NORMAL?
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (6)
maybe you should take a bath.
or two
You are just a fag.
you need to take a QTIP and put baby oil on it and clean it out. Do this every once in awhile it's just dirty.
Its .smithee that posted this, cuz his Two henchmen got him pregnant after ass raping him, and now he smells like sh*t.
I'm a doctor,

Chris UFC will lick it out for free
Do you have dark debris in your belly button? Then take a Q-tip, some baby oil, and extract the dirt. And if you have a smelly belly button, it's advisable to go to the doctor and check if it isn't malignant.
...and I'm not a doctor. I found it in this website thingy, and it really helps.