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Shall i do it or shall i not?
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I have this bottle of peroni. For the peeps who dont know what peroni is... its a really nice lager from Italy... we get lots of nice beer from all over the world in the UK... Anyway... i am diverting to what iam wafling on about,,,,

Ok i have this bottle of peroni its 22:22 ... iam in the computer room listing to next doors music blasting out.... iam a very nice guy normally but i have this urge to go next door and smak my EMPTY bottle accross the guys head... i normally dont mind load music but ... i am not a country n western fan... infact it make me a little ill listing to it..its kinda like when you get travle sickness ...stuffy and just crappy...

hmmm ok where was i?... so what do you think? ... wack this country freeek in the temple or just ask the guy to switch to some nice RnB/Soul?pop etc...? maybe even some nice classical with a rapper in the background.... its kinda nice when you get a twist in cultures hey?...

We have lots of indians (asians) some are a paint but others have brought great things over here ...food is one of em...you cant beat a dam good curry in the UK,,,, its the ducks nuts...

right so next door... shall i do it shall i not?


regards the poppycok man
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x.princess.x (3703)
2006-11-08 17:56:33
HaHa why not ask him and see what he says if hes a moody bastard hit him but not in the temple...try not to kill him
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leobutrkurnel (810)
2006-11-08 18:26:50
Thank goodness you specified it was empty, I was worried for a minute.
I don't mind load music either but when the 'Wakka wow wakka wow wakka wow' interrupts the girl's screaming I feel inclined to object.
I know what Peroni is; pepperoni, although with less pep.
By 22:22 do you mean IV:XX? If so, your story just became quite interesting.
'Some Asians are a paint'? That's okay, just put it on your fence to fill in the chinks.
You should definitely whack him in the temple, but make sure none of the monks see you.
What you NEED to do is fight crappy music with crappy music. Opera is just rap but slower. Punk rock songs always end with 'Vive la pot.'
I like to promote supporting the fine arts (AKA shooting a rapper) so, for your convenience, I have posted an appropriate song for you. Play it loud, and set it on 'Repeat.'

http://www.sendspace.com/file/xe8luk
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Freedomofspeech (3655)
2006-11-10 15:22:17
Hell, I'm in Texas and can't abide country music. Bop that redneck bastard on his thick-assed skull. Still, be prepared for someone to appear and bop YOU if you start playing that rapcrap.
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wtfisthat (5696)
2007-02-05 20:42:57
just tell him to turn the f**king music down if he says no then smack up-side the head with the bottle
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ManchesterMike (5846)
2007-02-15 08:16:58
THERE is nothing better than listening to some country music before a good night of fisting. I find that if I eat a lot of snack food and beer my farts act as lubricant
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mischiefairy (7321)
2007-04-10 00:04:30
cut his power
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LFC_999 (8542)
2007-05-29 14:13:22
do it already what ever its.

To long got board sorry
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aSaGee (11856)
2007-11-22 10:24:12
Just ask if he'll turn it down a little if he doesn't dont hit him with a bottle just hit him with your fist
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ithinktoomuch (12184)
2007-12-11 15:52:37
use a phone book they arnt supposed to leave identifiable marks
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