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Shaved my balls at party.
Last year I had a party at my house. I was living with 3 other guys. There were about 40 people at the party and everyone was well hammered. I was chatting this girl up and during conversation she happened to mention liking guys with trimmed pubes. At that point my bush was home to about 74 different species of wildlife.
So I made my excuses and went off upstairs to find the scissors. Because I was wasted I forgot the toilet door didn't have a lock. So off I went, snipping and chopping until my forest was a well looked after bowling green. Luckily nobody came in while I was adressing my 'nob hair problem. So off I went to go find the lucky girl again.
As I was talking to her again and geting close to her, there was a shout from upstairs. One of my flatmates had gone into the upstairs toilet to find a carpet of pubes all over the floor and all over the seat and rim of the pan. Everybody went to have a look and there was enourmous confusion as to who it might be. Obviously everybody other than my flatmates were pissing themselves. I was also shocked that I'd forgotten to clean the f**kers up. After lots of arguing and confusion I managed to convince my flatmates it must have been one of the guys we didn't know too well that left earlier.
Still to this day, nobody has found out the culprit of such a dirty crime. I am very proud of the fact I caused such a myth of a story.
And I managed to bone the girl (she didn't realise my miabs (pubes) were well cut).
Has anybody else performed such an act at a party, or would they? Is it normal to trim my miabs at a party?
So I made my excuses and went off upstairs to find the scissors. Because I was wasted I forgot the toilet door didn't have a lock. So off I went, snipping and chopping until my forest was a well looked after bowling green. Luckily nobody came in while I was adressing my 'nob hair problem. So off I went to go find the lucky girl again.
As I was talking to her again and geting close to her, there was a shout from upstairs. One of my flatmates had gone into the upstairs toilet to find a carpet of pubes all over the floor and all over the seat and rim of the pan. Everybody went to have a look and there was enourmous confusion as to who it might be. Obviously everybody other than my flatmates were pissing themselves. I was also shocked that I'd forgotten to clean the f**kers up. After lots of arguing and confusion I managed to convince my flatmates it must have been one of the guys we didn't know too well that left earlier.
Still to this day, nobody has found out the culprit of such a dirty crime. I am very proud of the fact I caused such a myth of a story.
And I managed to bone the girl (she didn't realise my miabs (pubes) were well cut).
Has anybody else performed such an act at a party, or would they? Is it normal to trim my miabs at a party?
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (8)
ardensyn (3795)
Dude...their are underage girls that give birth at parties! lol. Shaving your pubes at a party is pretty insignificant compared to that wouldn't you agree?
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galeni (2821)
nice story, you did went it the hall of fame with your pals...
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cabinet69 (3089)
At least you got the girl. Good one
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Answerman (4051)
I shave my balls and shaft all the time man except in the summer as I go to the nude beaches and dont want to look silly, but I dont mind in the winter as no one knows except the girls that I get in the sack and sex is mindblowing so much more sensation.
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Fantainfinite (4355)
If you shave your nob, does it get itchy?
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PowerOfWallis (4592)
growing from zero to about 1/8inch iches pretty bad.. after that it's ok.
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dynozark (13950)
Sometimes it gets itchy. I shave it all the time, I just feel it looks more organized and nice
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lk4me (25298)
well if you realized there was a very good chance of shagging that girl that night, and shaved pubes could well prove the difference between this happening or not, then shaving them while you still had the chance was probably the logical thing to do, despite how wankered you may have been. hilarious story by the way. i'm glad it worked out in the end.
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