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She smells like pickles ALL the time!
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I recently met up, for the first time, with a girl that I've known on-line for quite some time now. We hugged and I immediately noticed a faint "pickle-y" smell on her. Since I hate pickles, it was an instant turn off. But I soldiered through it and watched the movie. When I was leaving to go home, we hugged again, and sure enough she still smelled like pickles. We were at her house that night, and the house didn't have any strange smells, so I just figured maybe she spilled a jar of pickle juice and hadn't managed to get it all off of her. So I agreed to see her again. And once more, she smelled like friggin pickles! What the hell? Is this normal? I know it isn't! But maybe someone knows a polite way to ask her to wash her clothes without the pickle juice? Or is there a medical condition that makes people reek of pickles?
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maybe her mum is half pickle? lol
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@: teehee
that made me laugh. lol.
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Thanks for the laugh
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She's well preserved.
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NinjainmyCereal
lol tickle a pickle
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Hahahahaha. Well-preserved.
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I got two pickles, I got two pickles.
I got two pickles today, hey hey!
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haha
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I dated this chick in High School who worked at KFC every night we are going for it in the back of my AMC Pacer and this fried chicken smell. I can't walk into the KFC now with out getting a woody! Is that normal?
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thats 99%% normal, son! XD
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You better submit that story lol
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lol
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Does she have diabetes? Because my ex smelt like this because of her medication!
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Sometimes I rinse my hair with vinegar to remove built up residue from shampoo's, conditioners and products. It does leave my hair smelling like vinegar until I wash it again. Perhaps that is the reason?
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are you sure it's not B.O. or something? I once thought this boy in grade 6 smelled like chicken noodle soup but now that i look back on it, it was most likely B.O.
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Janith
When she comes over to you, hug her, then be like, "Wait, do you smell pickles?" Pretend to look around as if you are trying to figure out where the smell is coming from, but don't let on that it's HER you're smelling.

This first time she'll probably think nothing of it, but do it again a few days later. Then she'll start thinking, "OMG, is it ME he's smelling?" And she'll get more uptight with her hygiene.

This is the nicest way to tell her because it's not direct so it shouldn't be as embarassing as you just telling her she stinks.

TIP: Make a point to comment when she DOES smell good.
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?? maybe it's a vinegar-type douche??
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maybe she works in a pickle factory part time...

or maybe you should hint by buying her some perfume as rude as it may be
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hahahahaha lmfao uuuum just tell her straight out she smells like pickles! My gf sometimes smells like chicken chips and i tell her to go have a shower and brush her teeth lol
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a lot of people wash their clothes with vinegar as an additive. maybe she uses too much?
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lol i'm sorry, but i couldn't help but just giggling at your post of this girl who smells of pickles xD....uh...maybe she really luvs to eat pickles and u can smell it from her pores....lol idk xD
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Ollieo
It would be rude to say anything until she feels some trust with you, and then you could gently ask about it.
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Can I offer the first straight answer ;) although i have enjoyed reading the previous, lol. The girl in question probably has higher acidic sweat than most people. It is the acid in vinegar that gives it its pungent aroma. A change of diet may help, as well as perhaps using PH balanced soap. Otherwise. . . Learn to love pickles :)
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just ask her why she smells like pickles
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buy her a jar of pickles as a gift and watch her reaction. if she is overcome with joy and squeals "I LOVE PICKLES!" you will know that she probably eats her fair share and then some. if you want to continue to see her you'll have to deal with it. if she acts offended or upset, maybe she will reveal her medical condition that causes her to smell like pickles. if she is nonchalant, maybe she washes her clothing with too much vinegar and doesn't realize the odor is overpowering. if she giggles and says "i work in a pickle factory", well, there's your answer. good luck.
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ashleychan94
LMAO that story just made my day. I haven't laughed so much in a while....personally I think that she just loved pickles. As in, she eats them all the time. Or maybe dill pickle flavored chips or something. I'd try just casually asking her about her favorite foods and stuff. I personally hate pickles, too. I could never get used to that smell!
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find out what she hates and spray it on you and see how she reacts.
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You sound like the Mike Myers character from "So I Married an Axe Murderer". LOL
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Just tell her
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i bet you just have a bit of pickle up your nose and your using her as an excuse :D
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maybe she is a crazy anorexic bitch who eats pickles and drinks the juice because "its healthy" or some other bulshit excuse. either way if her name is alvena then trust me STAY AWAY FROM HER. SHE IS CRAZY.
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Im sorry if this is true I haven't actually got any good advice other than to say deal with it or dont go out with her anymore.

It did make me laugh though I mean seriously some of the other comments were great like 'Maybe her mums half pickle' hahahaha class !
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when i have a boozy cider poo the day after a big session on the stowford press it always smells like pickles, so maybe she gets really pissed on cider prior to meeting you and due to her intoxicated state she becomes temporarily incontinent and shits herself?
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this made my day.
i loved reading about how she smells liek pickels and all the comments below.
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It's probably her bad breath...I dated a girl whose breath smelled bad, and it smelled like vinegar or pickles. I hated it
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....?
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woow. lol, i bet its her vitamins or some medications that are pickle flavored?? lol
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Guess what! A lot of women in the world rinse their hair with vinegar. It gets rid of soap buildup as well as softens hair to make it more silky. I've done it myself but quit because its too damn cold and I forget to nuke it first.
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You need to decide how much you want to hit that before you tell her. And if you don't want to hit that, tell her.
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Maybe She's Allergic To Biological Powder Or Soap Powder And Has To Use Vinegar As A Subsitute. You Need 2 Ask Her Why She Smells Of Pickles.
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There are ppl out there with a medical condition that causes their body to emanate odors even after thorough cleansing and abundant application of deodorant. Trimethylaminuria: A very rare metabolic disorder where the body is unable to break down trimethyamine which builds up and produces a fishy smell in the urine, sweat and breath. This doesn't apply to every stinky person. Just saying....
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Buy some fish and chips and ask her to rub her armpits on it :).
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LOL That's pretty weird. Too bad pickles aren't your fetish.
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She suffers from a rare condition called ''Pickleitis''

Pickleitis is caused from a mixture of bad breath, rotten vag and a large consumption of eggs and or cheese.

Have her get it checked out.....BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.
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Just slop on a hotdog with some mayo and ketchup and eat that up! LOoooooL
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??????????????????????????????????????!????????????????? There is an impostor in the croud
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Some people have a smell ,it's probably a combo in the family diet. My ex always had bad breath - always . She was gorgeous , she just had bad breath.
I know someone else now that just smells delicious 24/7.Head to toe. Anytime anywhere . It seems to be a combo of body spray and just other feminine stuff , I'm not sure . I'm going to ask about it here . Yet she lives on a dairy farm- lots of cows.
She smells so good I could just spend the rest of my days sniffing her in.
Hmm , sorry about the pickles.
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Budthewise
I hate to ask but did her dad "slip" her HIS pickle. Would explain the smell and why you haven't slept with her yet.
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Budthewise
Yeah, I joked on that one as this is clearly fake.

Smells like pickles, this was a saying off of an episode of something I just watched. I think it was South Park. This whole thread is based upon bullshit and if I make fun of it,

GO ME.
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get her in bed, then when her clothes are off, check her pussy, if there isnt a pickle in there, then i dont know why she smells of pickles, try wanking maybe that will get your mind off it
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then put some meat between her buns, maybe spread on some mayo and have at it! LOL
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