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She smells like pickles ALL the time!
I recently met up, for the first time, with a girl that I've known on-line for quite some time now. We hugged and I immediately noticed a faint "pickle-y" smell on her. Since I hate pickles, it was an instant turn off. But I soldiered through it and watched the movie. When I was leaving to go home, we hugged again, and sure enough she still smelled like pickles. We were at her house that night, and the house didn't have any strange smells, so I just figured maybe she spilled a jar of pickle juice and hadn't managed to get it all off of her. So I agreed to see her again. And once more, she smelled like friggin pickles! What the hell? Is this normal? I know it isn't! But maybe someone knows a polite way to ask her to wash her clothes without the pickle juice? Or is there a medical condition that makes people reek of pickles?
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or maybe you should hint by buying her some perfume as rude as it may be
I got two pickles today, hey hey!
This first time she'll probably think nothing of it, but do it again a few days later. Then she'll start thinking, "OMG, is it ME he's smelling?" And she'll get more uptight with her hygiene.
This is the nicest way to tell her because it's not direct so it shouldn't be as embarassing as you just telling her she stinks.
TIP: Make a point to comment when she DOES smell good.
Smells like pickles, this was a saying off of an episode of something I just watched. I think it was South Park. This whole thread is based upon bullshit and if I make fun of it,
GO ME.
It did make me laugh though I mean seriously some of the other comments were great like 'Maybe her mums half pickle' hahahaha class !
i loved reading about how she smells liek pickels and all the comments below.