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Should take monkey for a walk
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I have a pet monkey that hasnt had much exercise lately as i am lazy. He should weigh about 18-24 kgs but instead weighs 43 kgs (size of a small woman) I love to throw stuff at him and tease him as he cant chase me. I want to walk him but i cant as im lazy and i'd have to walk then. He does go to the Quickie Mart to get my beer and smokes. Hes a good little monkey. Normal not to exersize pets?
Do you think it's normal?
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aaart (5291)
2007-01-14 07:39:40
your not funny
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crazyme (4954)
2007-01-14 12:05:19
take your monkey as an example. Later on you are hardly to walk like your monkey
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smithee (4389)
2007-01-14 21:09:12
yes you are not funny. it is illegal to have pet monkeys around the house. This post is totally fake, nice try though
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omgurdead (5597)
2007-01-31 03:05:09
@smithee
monkeys are not necessarily illegal to own.
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roxieboo (4493)
2007-02-11 16:17:48
HI! :D
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DoonDoon (7460)
2007-05-09 20:49:32
NO,you are not normal. your parents are not normal. neither were their parents, or those before them. anyone who has ever known you, or even had a conversation with you is not normal. no one responding to your post is normal, including me, and if any normal person were to respond to your post, they would no longer be normal. your pets are not normal. if you ever have children, none of them will be normal. Nor their children. The air you breathe becomes abnormal as soon as you breathe it in, and when you breathe it out, it is abnormal. Nothing you will ever say, think, create, or even remotely touch in any way will be normal. Ever. Does this answer your question?
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