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Shower masturbation
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I've had a shower in my house for about 2 years, and every single time I have masturbated to climax. Originally it was 'cause I was a horny little boy, and it was a great opportunity, but now I do it because I don't want to break my record.

I have also, in the past, ejaculated onto a pop tart and then ate it.
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (12)
purple (290)
2005-06-18 08:49:41
wanking in the shower is fine, i dunno about the pop tart though, that ain't normal
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Anonymous
2005-06-18 08:51:43
@: purple
It's a great substitute for mayo. However, anybody who puts mayo on a pop tart aint normal.
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Anonymous
2005-06-21 08:25:43
Wanking is normal. As for the poptart thing, most men do experiment with tasting/eating their own semen at some point.
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Anonymous
2005-06-21 17:17:47
the pop tart thing is probably a variant of the soggy biscuit thing.
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Anonymous
2005-06-27 09:33:45
the only thing that sucks about post-ejaculation shower time is the messy globuals that collect on the drain. makes me feel guilty sometimes that the maid has to clean it up.
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Anonymous
2005-07-07 17:16:48
Well, how did it taste? I don't know how to define normal cause there are so many fucked up people out there. It's not too abnormal, I guess. What kinda poptart was it?
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Anonymous
2005-07-07 17:18:40
@: Anonymous
Masturabating in the shower everyday just to not break a record is completely normal. We've all got a bit of OCD in us.
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clear_thinker (623)
2005-07-13 02:55:15
@: Anonymous
It is obvious that you are a homosexual, you just haven't realized it yet.
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XxUnicronxX (726)
2005-08-11 21:09:41
Shower ting is normal, but the Poptart...No.
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sxckiwii (5819)
2007-02-23 07:01:35
i find that quite sexy, not the poptart tho..
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comalies (6298)
2007-06-02 13:49:09
eww how'd it taste?
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dontknow (17033)
2008-10-25 11:20:53
@: Anonymous
"What kind of poptart was it?"
LOL
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