This happens about once a month: It's the middle of the night (usually between 2 and 3am), and my wife and I are both fast asleep. Suddenly, I wake up from a deep sleep and immediately proceed to screw my wife. I don't try to wake her up or let her know I'm about to stuff her box, but naturally she wakes up. Thankfully she's usually a good sport about it. But here's the strangest part -- for the most part, I'm not even really awake. Sometimes I don't even remember it in the morning until my wife says something about it. Most of the time, I'm fully awake at some point before orgasm, but I am definitely sleep-humping until that point. Normal?
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I can be rather talkative in my sleep and on this occasion she genuinely thought I was awake, but sometimes she doesn't care and I'm not going to complain.
sometimes it happens the other way around and she'll be asleep but still "frisky" and sometimes we're both asleep when it starts and wake up halfway through
What kind of a bitch do you have to be to spout off a comment like that? "Has the world become that demented-" What does that mean? 100 years ago Women had FAR more to worry about than their boyfriend/husband trying to get a sleep fuck. You're an ignorant bitch is what you are. Yeah, you must be so traumatized by a man wanting to stick it out with you and your obviously overbearing personality. If anything, YOU'RE the bad one in that situation in the fact that you're dating men and denying them one (if not more) of the basic fundamentals of a healthy relationship and using 'work' as an excuse. If YOU know YOU cannot be committed to a relationship and provide the things your partner needs, than don't be a fucking moron and be in a relationship! So in reality, those men had it right. You're the fucking bitch so shut the fuck up.
I suggest you NEVER have kids because lord knows with your mentality you'd deny them food and attention and when they would bug you and take food from the fridge, you'd put them up for adoption because they 'violated your trust and need for personal space and because of their habit of stealing food you no longer feel safe in your own home.'
You're an idiot. I hope you never date again you useless slag and I hope you die alone as an example to EVERYONE how people with a demented personality like yours die ALONE.
Fuck you, you ignorant fucking cunt. Go masturbate and leave humanity alone.
Are you just a load of psyched up Americans whose litigious culture for suing anybody so long as you can make money overrides all normal standards of human relationships, decency and respect?
What is all this sleep rape crap?
Why are you both sleeping in the same bed if you do not expect to have sex?
You both know that it is natural for men to have many strong erections during the time they are sleeping.
The same occurs in women except it is not as easily visible. Women get "horney" many times a night when they are sleeping, and often wake up "ready" for sex.
I am lucky enough to be able to sleep for a full 8 hours without the need to get out of bed in the night.
My wife is not so lucky and often wakes at 3 or 4 o'clock in the morning to go to the bathroom.
She often feels "horney" at the same time and if I am sleeping with a strong erection when she comes back to the bed she just gets on top of me and rides me.
I don't know how many times she manages to orgasm before I wake up, but I do understand that she wouldn't do this unless she needed to be satisfied, so I do whatever she needs for her to be completely satisfied, and then we can both sleep soundly until morning.
Should I have immediately phoned my lawyer and instigated an action for "sleep rape"?
You guys need to go and read you marriage vows - You have agreed to become as one and to share your body with you partner.
If you don't want have sex why are you sleeping together in the same bed?
If you want to ensure there is no possibility of "sleep rape” why don't you go to separate bedrooms, and remember to lock your door so that your sleep will not be interrupted by your partner?
The American lawyers, and legal sytem are just trying to brainwash you to make money - so tell them to Fuck Off !!.
Find yourself a real man that you can love and trust. When you feel like belong to eachother with your partner you will see the difference that what the fuck is wrong with your current vision.
She also told me that... while happening this my eyes are fully open most of the time. I can't even remember that what I had done just some time before until she tell me what happened. But if I woke up suddenly after that, I can remember a bit about what is happened just some time before. Most of the time she refuses to tell me what exactly happened only because don't to bother me for that. It is so nice of her. but
I FEEL VERY EMBARRASSING after doing that, specially when she looks at me after it happens. I JUST WANT TO ESCAOE FROM THIS ASAP.
Thoughts??
Please look above for my comment by "HerObediantDog" if you want to see the whole text.
It is so easy to solve this problem yourselves.
The main isuues are:-
Why are you both sleeping in the same bed if you do not expect to have sex?
You both know that it is natural for men to have many strong erections during the time they are sleeping.
Maybe you don't know but the same occurs in women except it is not as easily visible. Women get "horney" many times a night when they are sleeping, and often wake up "ready" for sex.
I am lucky enough to be able to sleep for a full 8 hours without the need to get out of bed in the night.
My wife is not so lucky and often wakes at 3 or 4 o'clock in the morning to go to the bathroom.
She often feels "horney" at the same time and if I am sleeping with a strong erection when she comes back to the bed she just gets on top of me and rides me.
I don't know how many times she manages to orgasm before I wake up, but I do understand that she wouldn't do this unless she needed to be satisfied, so I do whatever she needs for her to be completely satisfied, and then we can both sleep soundly until morning.
Should I have immediately phoned my lawyer and instigated an action for "sleep rape"?
You guys need to go and read you marriage vows - You have agreed to become as one and to share your body with you partner.
If you don't want have sex why are you sleeping together in the same bed?
If you want to ensure there is no possibility of "sleep rape” why don't you go to separate bedrooms, and remember to lock your door so that your sleep will not be interrupted by your partner?
The American lawyers, and legal are just trying to brainwash you to make money - so tell them to Fuck Off !!.