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Small talk is annoying, but IMO this is the worst!! Read on...
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I fucking HATE it when some dumbass that I am not friends with, such as a neighbor, acquaintance etc, says "whoa, looks like you got some sun today!!'.

Really? No fucking shit, Sherlock. Oh, thank God you noticed and corrected me that it was probably from sun because I was beginning to think God smote me and was turning me into some kind of crispy critter.

Seriously, what the fuck??

IIN this is so fucking annoying??
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Whoa, looks like you're angry today!! You're all red. It's either anger or... wait, have you been in the sun? :D
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@: dappled
lol, you're a trip, dappled.
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He really is!
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@: dappled
You mad bro YOU MAD XD... I had too sorry lol , real hott under the collar I would take that is from your burns .
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wiat no Im be a total punk and give you a big hug and really make it hurt * HUGS * who does not want a hug you big oh lobster you !
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Lol this cmtfu
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My sister does the same everyone we meet up...
"your wearing a blue dress"
"your curled your hair"
Etc etc... One of these days I will sock her it's soo annoying
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Hows the weather?
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Looks like a real bad shitstorm on the horizon.
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Sounds like your in for some messy weather . Hey, looks like you got some sun today. Do you live in Florida or something? They have sun there.
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New York.....
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Jersey! Wooot Wooot! Its raining
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It's like when you get about 6 inches cut off your hair and people say "have you had your hair cut?" I used to put my hand to my head and go "what?.........nooooooooo, what happened to my hair?!"
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sassafrassi
@: moomus
I was talking to this lady at work and another employee walked by and told her she liked her haircut. The lady said thank you and then said to me,"She's the only one who noticed!"

I guess you never know when that kind of comment will annoy somebody or make them happy.

You know what's really annoying, theres this lady I work with who tattled on me for doing something wrong even though I didnt do anything wrong she just assumed. About a week later I had my bangs down and this other lady was at the register with us. She commented on my hair then the other lady said something and she said "You dont know >insert name<?!" She then replied "No never seen her." I was about to knock her ass out. You don't remember me yet you tattled on me to the manager when I didn't even do anything wrong??!
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@: moomus
I had to cut my hiar a few times hoping poeple wouldnt notice but it was becuase someone put gum in it .
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@: moomus
HaHa just tell them you are doing chemo, and it all fell out. That will make them feel like an ass!
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I don't really care for small talk much either. But I really hate it when its at the gas station, and the person next to me tries to start a conversation with me while I'm pumping gas. Usually at that moment I'm hoping that my tank will fill as soon as possible.
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Ever heard of sunscreen?
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Inconvenient.
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Screw you guys....I'm going home... (Cartman)
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love your tan!
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Nice tan.
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lol you have just made my day. this is so funny and true. i don't tan but my friend does and she has the same rant =]it's funny.
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@: kit291
Hello there :D
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@: chewy
hello there may i help you =D
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@: kit291
Yes i need help to feel better.
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@: chewy
and how can i help you with that?
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@: kit291
I need someone to talk to.
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Lolz I don;t mind small talk. Keeps me in touch with the neighbors and what not!
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Nice weather we're having isn't it?
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Let's hope you're not as sensitive to the sun as you are to friendly remarks...
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Whoa, it looks like your house got broken into, I saw it all go down, but since you are such a prick, I figured you wouldn't want to be bothered with that information.
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alv1592
What nice tan skin! God did a remarkable job bronzing you! It was God, not the sun right? ;)
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It's normal, but sometimes small talk can lead to a great conversation.
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