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smarties, people
44% Normal
3 Comments

I only eat the warm coloured smarties and other candies (purple, orange, yellow, red and brown). I also eat paper, plastic and chew on pens and pencils and other wood and plastic objects. I am deathly afraid of moths and I don't like Aloe Vera. I get a lot of attention from guys, but I am in love with a boy i met when I was ten. I only see him about once a year and I only talked to him once or twice, and I seriously don't know WHY I like him. I can juggle, but i can't throw a football. My third toe is longer than both my second and first toe. I can stick my fist in my mouth. My hands and feet perspire, even in the winter. Is there something wrong with any of the above?
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Comments (3)
Yeah try eating sharp objects and try juggling knifes. If one toe is bigger than the other cut it off for being a traitorous bastard and then instead of putting a fist in your mouth try a cock.
Uh huh...yes...i see...you have all of the symptoms of a stupid ass...congratulations. Oh, and my feet sweat too lol.
Chuckle, you're funny lol.

Ummm, writer, it sounds like you have OCD, and BAHD(Being A Human Disorder). Also sounds like you were either A. meeting a perspective suitor, or B. intoducing yourself at an AA meeting, I dont know man.