I went out with this girl for 5 years after college, and we even lived together for awhile. She was not beautiful, but she did have a really nice body and a great rear end. She would always talk about farting, like how certain foods gave her gas, or how she let out a big one at work, etc, but she never would, ever, fart in front of me. I would ask her to fart in front of me even, but she wouldn't. Anyway, one day, she said, "quick, come here, now!" She had just come out of the shower, and was naked. I came over, and she told me to stick my nose up her butt. I did, and it had a really farty smell. "I just farted", she said, and laughed.
Anyway after that, i would get horny thinking about her farting and how it smelled. when we had sex, i would sometimes imagine her fart smell and it would make me cum.. Is this normal? This is not fake, totally true.
Anyway after that, i would get horny thinking about her farting and how it smelled. when we had sex, i would sometimes imagine her fart smell and it would make me cum.. Is this normal? This is not fake, totally true.

But just give me a paperbag to put on her face and let me bang her in that huge trunk.