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I would rather smell rank sh*t than puke. Smelling puke makes me want to puke, but smelling sh*t does not make me want to sh*t. <br />
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Anyone else agree?
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (21)
cabinet69 (3089)
2006-09-19 01:41:01
Yes
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CrazyMoFo (1953)
2006-09-19 06:43:43
Wat do u do if ur sh*t smells like puke ?
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donkeyspuzz (3277)
2006-09-19 07:35:27
If you talk shit, does your puke smell like shit?
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claro666 (3773)
2006-09-19 23:55:08
smelling puke makes me puke. smelling shit makes me smile. :)
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ieatapples (2710)
2006-09-20 01:19:55
eww this is grose. i would rather smell neither thanks
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CrazyMoFo (1953)
2006-09-20 02:37:53
Well If u had to smell one or the other, which would it be ?
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ieatapples (2710)
2006-09-24 01:25:55
neither
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smithee (4389)
2006-12-28 20:57:41
are you saying you like shit?
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kman18 (5719)
2007-02-05 16:02:12
what is this all about ? i wouldent want 2 smell ither but i dont know about u pple
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Deadsea (6010)
2007-02-18 20:14:29
smelling shit or puke makes me want to puke. puke does suck tho specially alchohol puke
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Shavemeslowly (5177)
2007-02-18 21:33:14
I agree with the OP.


On a similiar note, NEVER eat a vomit flavored jelly bean from bertie bott's.
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a7xCh4pter4 (7401)
2007-04-10 02:42:16
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! wow is this a joke?
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kristina_696969 (6736)
2007-04-10 06:10:59
what does the smell of PISS do to you???
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little_white_angel (6940)
2007-04-11 15:13:25
yea
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bubblegum18 (7570)
2007-04-18 20:04:29
retarded. but i guess its true. good job. have funn sweetie.
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Neuroticism (9109)
2007-07-02 06:42:24
Roflmao, wtf?

Was that some sort of fucked up logic gone wrong or just pointless?
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Anonymous_Donor (10044)
2007-08-16 23:39:24
What if you eat shit then puke it up? Does it then smell like puke or shit?

What if you had a puke enema then crapped it back out. Would it smell like shit or vomit?

Try sprinkling some powdered sugar on both and conduct a blind taste test...

Better yet, don't go around sniffing shit and vomit.
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LFC_999 (8542)
2007-08-16 23:42:28
Have a bath you stink of cheese
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theprofessional (9228)
2007-08-30 15:21:57
the puke things because of eating poisonous stuff when we were wild lol if your friend puked and u ate the same udd puke natrally befour the rotten/poisonous stuff affected you anyway smeling shit is just creapy
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MatthewDark (10431)
2007-09-06 17:54:53
um you're correct . . . but c'mon don't you have any other problems you could have posted?
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JanIAm (10668)
2007-09-22 11:20:22
@: MatthewDark
Nooooooo, Matthew. This is an important issue that must be resolved, right here in this forum! You are part of an international opinion poll on the topic of puke scent vs. poop scent. We appreciate your participation, and our thank you gift is in the mail.
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