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Smells of bacon MA,!
39% Normal
8 Comments

Hey today i was wacking one off before i got ready for school,
and to my surprise, the familiar smell of my otherwise chlorine stench sperm/cum, had a peculiar smell of Bacon. BACON? Yes BACON
I was very confused with the smell as i had never had any bacon before the deed was done. Now, i havent had any sexual activity in less than a month so i dont believe have some sort of weird putrid bacon smelling cum disorder or STD or STI's. So i just want to know.. is this out of the ordinary smell normal to some guys out there? Is it our male counterpart to the fish smelling vagina?
Who knows, our bodily secretions could trigger somesort of Bacon and Fish stir fry next time we have sex...
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (8)
Funny, I know of quite a few recipes using fish and pork based meats, yet I never seem to be able to get the taste just right. Maybe all they need is a splash of period blood and a portion of spunk. From today I am going to jizz in every meal.
Normal.
Id like to come over for dinner Donkey Ill bring a nice big cake for dessert
Enjoy it while it smells good. Get to my age and it starts smelling like bryl cream.
actually your semen can take the sent of something you ate a week ago
Dude you smell your cum? What a freak.
lol at gingerbreadman
"the familiar smell of my otherwise chlorine stench sperm/cum"

dude, i dont think its the bacon smell you should be worried about.
dude i eat my cum.