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Smoking crack makes me horny.
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I wouldn't consider my self to be a drug addict but I do love smoking a nice crack rock when I get off from work. It just lets out the steam and I can fully relax. Buying crack in large amounts is hard to do and I find my self going to the bad area of town to buy some. Usually from niggers. Its always funny when I drive my big redneck truck into that side of town but its strictly business so no one judges. Any ways I love smoking crack and thats the side of me I need to leave the blame. Crack makes me horny.

From the first day I smoked it I became very horny. I would always come home and have sex with my wife. After the birth of our 5th child she started to become less sexually active. This frustrated me and I have since found relief somewhere else. Behind a day care around the corner from where I buy I started to park to smoke before the ride home. I started to notice I was not the only person hanging around the parking lot.

His name is Hector and he's the new light of my life. I would see him parked in the lot and when other men pulled up he would escort them into the woods. I usually would leave before they would come out but one night I hung around. I knew what was happening and I would sit back and laugh about it while still on my high. It was the night I felt a raging boner that I stayed behind.

When Hector and one of his studs returned from the woods they parted ways and went to their vehicle's. Hector did not drive away. Knowing this was my chance I jumped out of my truck with nothing but my cow boy hat and snake skin boots. I streaked past his car and ran into the woods. I ran down the trail to where it ended at a tree stump. I bent over the stump and stuck my waiting ass in the air. When hector ran into the woods and found me he stuffed me. He stuffed me and I screamed like the little girl I felt like.

That night he just walked away after spewing his load into my ass. The next night however when I brought my sleeping bag into the woods we made love and held each other until I knew I had to get home to my wife. This was 3 weeks ago and we have not missed a beat. Every night monday through Friday I give my self to him. We are in love. I'm ready to turn my back on my wife and my family to explore this new side of me. I could spend the rest of my life smoking crack and making love to hector.

I know this is not right but does anyone have any comments to help me?
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So you are a racist and a homo too? Nice lol
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Holy shit... I actually dont even care he typed nigger after that tale...you should be a writer...In the homoerotic category of course.......
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santana
Wow you are fucked up! You would leave your family for someone who sleeps with every guy who walks by and crack. You are a drug addict if this Is what your life has come to.
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Nice story telling..... Not lol
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This obviously is not real guys!
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i am going to be honest with you, if that is what you want to do then so bee it,but remember this, hector is most likely planning on getting with you and your wife.how are you going to feel if hector wants to penetrate your wifes bottom.
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Hey redneck
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I think this is an excellent idea and you should continue to do it. The only thing different I suggest is that instead of parking behind the day care when you smoke crack and take it up the ass is that you should do it in front by the entrance preferably in a handicapped parking space. And stop being racist.
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One more suggestion: when Hector isn't around you should get on the hood of your car naked with your ass in the air so you can give other people a shot at stuffing you. I'm sure there's more than a few moms who, while they're dropping off their child, would love to stick a two foot double dong up your ass and if you shave your ass, grow your hair long, and arch your back right you might get a few more guys to stick it in because they might think you're a chick.
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