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I'm a guy and I agree that most guys are jerks.

Here's a question for you: do you ever notice any of the guys who are not intolerant and insensitive? There are a few guys out there who think they are not normal because most of the girls only notice the bad boys and not the quiet, thoughtful ones.

You are one superficial, immature girl. Maybe you should start noticing that there is a real world around you. Ditto to previous comment.

Okay feminist queen. It's females like you that I cannot stand. I am a female myself, and I have a wonderful boyfriend, and dun dun dun. He has a journal he writes in. I happen to like guys more than girls because girls are fucking bitches, like you. They gossip, and all they care about is that they are fat. If I knew who you were I'd kick your ass for being such a stupid fucking bitch. Oh, and just to let you know, you are a complete psycho and some girl really needs to beat your ass. I know tons of guys who are great at getting good grades, and a lot of females who get horrid grades and all they do is sleep around. You are a stereotypcial stupid cunt who needs to wake up to reality. How's that for some girl on girl advice.

hi readers, this note is for the person who submitted the entry above. I am the oringinal writer of this whole article. First off congratulations that you have a boyfriend, which surprisingly writes in a diary. I'm not sure where your from but where i'm from everything is a little backwards. No offense. Second off, you write quote "I happen to like guys more than girls because girls are f**king bitches, like you." It made me laugh because it made me think are you calling yourslf that. You are a girl right? *laughs* Also you mentioned above that you know tons of guys that recieve good grades. Good isn't good enough to change my mind. I have straight A's. Do you have straight A's?
If you knew who I was You'd probably crap your pants before you'd lay a hand on me. My contacts [friends that are all girls] would slap you silly, prep girl. Not all girls are stupid bitches. I must agree that only some girls get horrid grades, only because their boyfriends manipulate them and distract them from getting good grades. Hahaha. I'd like to see you walk yourself out of this one,girlfriend. How dare you call me a stupid bitch. You read it. I have straight A's. For you I suggest you educate yourself before trying me. As for your boyfriend tell him good luck with his journal. It makes me wonder does he keep poetry or porn in it? Haha. One last thing, girls only care if their fat or not because they care about their image, unlike you. Ta-ta for now.
Note: submission only for person above.

I'm going to have to agree with the feminist hater here. You are very biased and need to stop having your stereotypical mind set. Sure, they came across the wrong way, but still. I am female, and I know lots of guys who are decent, have straight A's, have a decent composer, and are very intelligent. I don't know where you come from, but you clearly need to get out and meet people. Hopefully when you go to college you will notice that not all guys are pigs.

You may have staight A's in school, which you harp on tiresomely, but you are failing miserably. Men and women are HUMANS, both good and bad. Your draconian attitude towards men is not normal or healthy. Insane? Yes a bit. (You asked.) Stop wallowing in your 'perfection' and anger. You've put yourself on such a high pedestal that nobody will ever be good enough for you, therefore ending up alone: a self-fulfilling prophecy. A man is not a Holy Grail but if you happen to find the right one, life is so good.

.................................................................................Get some counselling after school.
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don't try telling us you got an 'A' in grammar/spelling. You need to work on 'they're', 'there' and 'their'.

yes, I must admit my grammar han't been at its finest.

Jings, Take that stick out yer fud before you become a total man hater.
What a load of crap hen, men are great. Theres hating men in the typical women way, but you seem to be that little bit over-board. Not all men love sports, screw around and, yes they are perverted but im not complaining :-). If you dont want yer hole, keep going the way you are going.

hi this is the oringinal writer............again. Anyways I have a few questions for pie1985. What is this "jings" and "hen" you speak of? Based on your submission it looks like you use a southern dialect. I live in the south but I've never heard of those before. tee-hee.
Oh and for the person who left a comment before pie 1985 you have a wonderful vocabulary and good use of metaphors. [not sarcastically]. Also I must agree men are definetly not the holy grail. ta-ta for now

Thanks for the compliment o.w. I am from the south too, Southern Ontario that is! As you can see, most of us are here to advise and help, not to make you feel like crap. I wish you an open mind, an open heart and personal growth.
"Jings" and "hen"?

To answere your question, THIS IS BY ALL MEANS NOT NORMAL. You are a freaking psycho.

As a girl, I am completely disgusted at being of the same gender as you. You said, "where i'm from everything is a little backwards" but I think the problem lies more within your own pathetic self than in your surroundings. Congratulations on getting straight As. When you're beaten in the streets for not having any common sense, those grades will do you a lot of good. Furthermore, both your good grades and the fact that you've never seen any guys with decent grades are probably due to your placement in remedial classes. If you look around, you'll see many girls receiving just as poor grades as the guys. Most likely, these girls are as ugly as you, and also do not have boyfriends. For you see, there has never been any studies proving that either guys or girls have a larger capability for intelligence. It's all a matter of applying oneself. Furthermore, as for the matter of niceness - you think "Girls are generally nice to everyone"? Exactly where are you from? Is it Iraq, where women get shot for talking back? If you truly are from one of the woman-oppressing countries, than perhaps I can see your point. But if you are in any United States area, you must be looking pretty hard for those nice girls. Statistics aren't accurate if they only record what you want them to. And as to the matter of which sex is more likely to cheat on their partners, you clearly are a sheltered little girl if you haven't noticed the millions of sluttly women cheating on their caring men every day. I beleive there's even a show about that.
Oh, and one final point, Mrs. I-get-straight-As: you consistantly misused the word "there." The word you are looking for is "they're."

To the submitter above
So far you outlook on me is the most accurate of all these. Yes, I must admit that I'm not in any prep or higher classes but at least I make everyone else, including the girls, look like morons. There are no boys in any of the higher or preppy classes. Besides intelligence, maturity is a big factor. Males don't develop their maturity as fast as girls do. I also found it ironic that you said that I'll be beaten in the streets, because I've already have, by those wonderful boys all you people seem to admire. And it was only because I didn't give them the answers to their test they had earlier. But guessed who I was rescued by, dun dun dun, yes you guessed it, girls so there you go.
And yes I have seen some atrocious grades that some girls recieved, but I didn't look as bad as they did, trust me. I'm not very attracting looking but I'm not ugly. The reasons why women cheat on men is because they come from a crappy backgound or maybe they're just tired of thier unfeeling husbands.
To answer that other question I'm not going to reveal where I am in fear of you might know who I am even though I'm not very popular. To give you an outlook of where I am I'll tell you this. There are freaking fifth graders dating already and some of them have already have had numerous significant others. My school can be described in one way. SHALLOW. The guys are only interested in the beautiful and popular girls, leaving the real girls alone in a waste basket to wallow in self- pity such as I.
I've been going to the same school for quite a while now and hardly any boys know that I exist.
Meanwhile all the girls know who I am and I hang with them all the time. I sit at lunch everyday alone watching couples pass by as I uncontrolebly clench my fists in anger knowing that the guy is probably going to do something stupid upsetting the girl. I used to like this guy last year but now I don't because I grew disgusted when I learned that he was deeply attracted to a pretty popular girl. No one has ever liked me.
Sincerley, the oringinal writer

Hello Old bean, I appologies for letting my native tongue govern my typing. I am from the northern hemisphere in a lovely area of the world called scotland. hereth begins the lesson.

Jings: Wow / Oh My God - Exclamation.

Hen: A female human (and chicken)
In a sentance "Hoos it gawn the nicht hen"

Just because you are a jealous, stuck up, ugly girl doesn't mean you should take it out on the opposite gender. Get therapy, and move on in life. Maybe once you get your head out of the gutter and stop filling your head with nonesense maybe someone would like you. I am the first person you got all pissed off because I called you a bitch, and I was correct in my first assumption. I hate femininsts who try to tell everyone that men should be eradicated from the face of the earth, because THERE ARE GOOD MEN OUT THERE. oh and my boyfriend doesn't keep porn in his journal, just to let you know. He keeps entries, about his everyday life and about his feelings. Yes, men DO have feelings that's probably why they beat you up. You deserved it for thinking you are all high and mighty and better because you happen to have a vagina.

I have nothing more to say on this subject. Have a good day and open you mind.

ok thats cool thanx

I see your perspective however if you just have a little more patience and faith then you will find guys who feel the same way about girls (ex. she's a golddigger, she only dates jocks, she's cute, nice and pretty but popular girls will never date me). You need to start hanging around a different type of potential guy instead of the "Backstreet N'Sync Eminem Thug Wanna-Be's". Take this advice and ditch your friends (because it seems thats the only type of guy they seem to want to hang around with) once in awhile to hang out with these different types of guys and you'll find a whole new perspective. Be careful though and good luck.

Girls aren't always the serious and mature people you speak about. I have more guy friends than girls because i prefer the company of guys, i have found that yes although they may be less mature, when they have problems or want to talk about private things, they tell you and can be more sincere and understanding, they aren't as bitchy too. Both are just as bad as each other at times. I just don't think you've had enough experiance with either to learn that.

Is your dad still at home?.
Mine left me and my mum but i still look up to him.

I detect that you are increasingly jealous of girls that have boyfriends. I am one of those real girls you mention, i waited 16 years to get a boyfriend, i got one and am happy in the fact that he appreciates me for who i am,I don't concider myself attractive compared to what he has been out with before but it was the girls fault that the relationships didn't carry on because they either took advantage of him or judged him. So i'l give all the girls the bird (stick up the V's) for missing out on a great guy. you never know what guys think about you. So dont assume they don't like you. Hang about with some and you'll find out more.

I am a young girl, and even i found that incredibly offensive, and biased. You feel this way because you haven't experienced the love of a man/boy yet. and at the young age of 16-20 boys do seem that way, but you are stereotyping and they are not all the same. Girls want to hang round their boyfs because they feel some sort of love towards them no matter how old or young. and your opinion will change greatly when you feel the power of the love of a man. or when you find someone who you love.

Listen lil miss psycho...My boyfriend and i have an incredible relationship and are very much in love, DON'T critise others for what you feel, that is not normal. School grades?? they mean absolutly nothing...not only with your point but with anything else..so you have straight A's and can't get a boyfriend...Jealousy isn't the answer you see we might not all be geniuses but you have not only insulted the entire male population of which you HAVE NEVER MET! But you have also insulted woman on a whole, and their boyfriends or husbands.

Its me the oringinal writer once again. I'd like to infer that if there was a button that would sabotage the race of men I would push it proudly with a grin stuck on my face. Wanna know why? I'll tell you. Today some jerk-off stepped on my hand and then laughed cause he knew he did it on purpose. I felt a strong urge to slap him. Asshole. Also the the girl who wrote a quote which stated,"the power of a man." What power? Physically they may have power but mentally their power measures up to a retard. Why the hell does everyone go crazy over their male crushes? I've never had a crush and probably never will. These bastards better stay the hell away from me before I shove a pencil through their eyes.

Are you saying all men are stronger than women. (Pish)
Are you saying they are all retarded. (Pish)
Why the hell was your hand on the floor.
Who the hell has a crush.
I'm no surpised you've no had a crush.

Cold heartless bitch.

Wow, I wish you could meet my boyfriend, he is the most intelligent PERSON I have ever met. He would talk down to you in 5 seconds, leaving you a weeping babbling pile of shit because you think men are so incompetent.

It seems to me you need to get laid, that'd calm you down and realize the magic of what the penis can do, especially with the right man working it.

Also, I think you deserved to get your hand stepped on, I'd stomp on your hand in a heart beat because you are so fucking annoying. Stop being jealous, get over the fact that guys don't like you because you are an incompetent, biased, uninformed bitch.

Oh and by the way I am a female, and I wish I coudl see a bunch of guys beat the living hell out of you. That'd make my day.

I'd like to see him come bitch bring it on! Let's see if his intelligence is better than mine.

I'm the girl who wrote the "Power" comment and i think you'll find i said "power of his love" rather than the power HE actually has. I do pity you, i think it's incredibly sad you feel this way and regardless of what you say you will one day fall for one of these "pricks" unless of course you turn to lebianism, which i can see happening quite soon! Shall i tell you why girls are protecting their "male crushes" because like me they are in love and they can see that all you are doing is stereotyping, and they know that their boyfriend or husband is different to what you think. You don't seem to let men in at all and don't take on board who they actually are...In your mind it seems....male - bad female - good. and i'm afraid that is not how the world works, people are equal now. And to take the attention of boyfrieds, I'm not only defending my boyfriend, but i have a number of close friends who are male, and have helped me through alot. So i'd start to grow up quite honestly you will never win this battle because you are one of the few who feel this way. I pity anyone who does.

Is this a joke??
OH MY GOD A MAN STEPPED ON MY HAND, RID THE WORLD OF MEN!

Luv, we're not all the same, and from what i've gathered alot of girls on here want to do more than step on your hand.

For your sake, I'm glad you haven't met my girlfriend.

.....Or any of these lovley strong minded woman.

Guys all have their own special way of how they treat their girl. I think if you ever managed to bag a bloke he'd be driven insaine.
I agree...Get laid...AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP TRYING TO ARGUE THIS PATHETIC CASE!

Good day

ok people its me again. I have a few things to add. First off damn the british guy that insulted me. This is exactly what I'm talking about. Some guy has to leave an insensitive comment an then later brags about "his" girl.
I hope for their sake that they're in charge of the relationship. Meanwhile all of the girls that leave comments actually leave meaningful and intelligent ones. [except 2 or 3 of them] Can't you people see that there is a big difference between women and men, besides physical appearances obviously. Yes are world is controlled by men and no wonder. This world is a total disaster! We are at war for no reason and we have never had a female president. Just imagine if we did. No more war and our country would be controlled by someone who actually uses their brain instead of these retards sending people our age to be shot to death in the harsh dry deserts. And another thing, girls think with their hearts,besides their brains. Ever see a guy do that? Hell no. I never have. I think everyone has to get over the fact and except that guys are just plain immature retards. Peace out. -oringinal writer

calm down british dude stop wasting comment space and get over your stupid site
What is up with the tick tock thing tou leave at the bottom? Is that like your a calling card or something?

im a guy and i agree, at least for the most part
most guys are completely insensitive and girls are often smarter. in fact, just about all of my friends are girls becuz i prefer them 2 guys (yes, even as just friends)
but no matter how many lazy perverted and unintelligent guys there are out there, there r some nice guys. not all guys are terrible human beings! (just most of them)

Okay miss "I am better than everyone else, paticularly men" did you forget there are many men geniuses out there? Einstein, Lewis Carroll(who died a virgin for your information) Mozart, Bach, Vivaldi, George Ore, ect. What about them? Hmm? They were a hell of a lot smarter than you are. Get over yourself and go get laid. Oh, and I am female for your information.

yes you are correct my dear, but thats not entirely what I'm talking about. Smart as in maturity goes. Did you know that it's a fact that the insurance for a new male driver is actually twice as much as a new female driver's. It is because that men contain hormones that make them take bigger risks than women might make. Logically they are are as capable as women but they have no instict knowledge emotionally as women have.

I recently found this article in this week's "USA WEEKEND" about the difference between men and women. The poll in the article asked Quote: "Q: What is the most important factor in your happiness?
A:WOMEN SAY:sleep[51%],food[18%], sex[14%].
MEN SAY:sex[34%][no surprise there huh?],sleep[26%],food[21%] unquote" Don't you all understand now? Men are less than women. They're all sex hungry beasts that only care if their women provides them with beer and sex. They're basically animals. I pity the women that put up with them. Please listen to me all female readers. Knock your husband or boyfriend on their ass and show them who's boss. For centuries, women have had to put up with these mindless animals, from the ice age period to present day. We must now put them down on their knees and make them carry out OUR orders. If you are a guy and you are now reading this, get off your lazy ass and help your wife/girlfriend instead of daydreaming of all the female celebrities you'd like to bang. If you are not married or in a relationship, get your act together before you mentally scar your future wife/girlfriend.
-Oringinal Writer

Okay, listen here. I am female, and I know a lot of guys who are not "sex hungry beasts." And you saying women are not? What about all those females that run around with short skirts looking for attention from guys? Isn't that just reinenforcing their "sex hungry" personalities? What about all those females who are nymphomaniacs? They are sex hungry beasts too. I've wanted sex from my boyfriend and he's turned me down because he was tired and wanted to go to bed, and vice-versa. Men, and women are equal. Sure what is important to men and women may vary slightly because of our brains chemical make up, but there is good and bad everywhere. There are very good men out there, and there are very bad men. There are very good women out there, and very nasty ones. I read an article today about a woman going around infecting guys AND girls with AIDS intentionally. What is your excuse there? You keep coming up with excuses for women's irrational behavior because you can't except that fact that not all females are nice. Well, they are not. Same goes for guys, not all guys are great either. What you need to realize is that you cannot stereotype men because of the ones you have encountered happen to be assholes. I could say the same thing about females because all through my middle school years I had other females making fun of me and torment me mentally, but I don't go around screaming that I want to erradicate them from the earth because I have met some very nice females, and realized that people differ from one another. Just remember, there are good and bad everywhere, and asshole-ish personalities don't just apply to one gender.

HAVE YOU HAD SEX YET!!!!!

I probably won't either

-o.w

Em do you no think women are sex hungry at all then.
you're not exactly mature yerself are you.

Skybird311, you are beating a dead horse.

I never said that women weren't sex hungry at all. I'm saying that women don't have sex on their mind all the time, unlike men who wallow themselves in sexual thoughts all the time.

Right...The comment named "Hear me out" ...You have got it in one there! Well said! Pretty much sums up what everyones was trying to get across! And now i'm talking to the orginal writer...I noticed you ignored that comment. You can't argue it and you haven't tryed to - thank god! Because weather you like it or not it's the truth, weather you want it to be or weather you think it is, or if you think its wrong. None of it matters, Im not saying you cant have your opinion but i'm saying...you can't change reality. End of story!

Okay, I read a comment above mine talking about male geniuses. You state that all men wallow in sexual thoughts constantly, well, if this were true then those geniuses couldn't come up with all those masterpieces since they would be thinking about sex all the time. Vivaldi wouldn't have come up with his beautiful compositions of music because under your theories, he would have been masterbating 24-7. Same goes for Einstein. If, under your theory, how did he come up with all his formulas? You need to face the fact that just about all of your theories about men are incorrect. Sure, you are entitled to your opinion, but you cannot say "All men think about sex all the time" because clearly there are men out there that find things more important than sex. I realize that there are men who have large libidos, but that's why they need to be paired with females with a similar mind set. That is what life is about, finding a mate that matches your personal preference. If you have a low libido, find a man with a similar thought process. They do exsist, I have a boyfriend who respects my right to say no to sex if I am not in the mood. Maybe if you could open your mind a little you would have figured this out on your own.

This is oringinal writer. It seems all of you are in favor of sharing bonds with men and admiring them. You have all given me facts and your own opinions on this discussion and you all cleary disapprove of my opinion. I don't blame anyone. I guess its just that you all haven't seen through my point of view. My point of view, I will admit, is very distorted. I've always known this but no one else really knows. I'll hate something, and then love it later. Its strange. Sometimes I'll feel a strong admiration for a guy and then later I feel hatred and anger towards that person. This only happens with guys for some odd reason. Its like a tick. In the day I'll like them and have positive thoughts about guys and then in the night I have hatred and anger towards guys in general. This has been happening for years now.

Some one or something has warped or manipulated your opinion. But you have never said what. You must think of events in the past. i no i hate things because of event that has happened to me and never quite shaken them off.

The world may be dominated by men but for the past 3 millions years they've done a no bad job.

You seem to think that we are worshipping the male gender, when in fact we are just respecting them as human beings. There is a difference between worship and respect.

I agree you've been "warped" so to speak. I think you're scared about liking a male and so when you have these positive thoughts about guys then later you resort to hatred ones because you may feel guilty or something. I respect your opinion and some guys are nobs but i don't agree with you and i honestly feel quite sorry for you. Good luck
X

whats wierd right now is that its late eve, usually when I'm feeling hate, and I don't have any hatred thoughts,well not as awful anyways. This is what I sound like when I'm not "man-hater," which is rare considering its late in the day. For the moment I have good intentions on them, but none romantic. Let me finish this before these positive thoughts disapate into hate and darkness. -O.W

Wow, you guys and Hoes are being really mean to eachOther. I am a man in a man's world and I feel good about it.

thank you
Methos

Go out and get some cock, that will change ur mind.
how the hell old are ye anyway.

how dare you insult a girl you prick. Here we have another example of a guy being a dirtbag, as expected. -O.W

First off, it's methos, and he insults everyone, not just females. Again, you jumpt to conclusions that guys go out of their way to insult females, when it is in fact, everyone around him. Both males AND females. Jeeze.

Well you seem to have a extreme form of paranoia. "A MAN SAID SOMETHING WHICH WASN'T WHAT I WANTED TO HEAR, OH SHIT OH FUCK I HATE THEM NOW 1% MORE"

Go for a hormone injection.

Going back to your very first comment.
What the fuck has writing in a diary thing got to do with anything. Thats shite anyway, would it no be better for a guy to tell a girl or whoever their thoughts and feelings. I have witnessed this plenty of times. and guys make a better job of it too.

Girls sometimes don't keep diarys. It's a kiddy thing you tend to do.

TROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL that you are!

See... The key there is that you have experience with TEENAGE guys, most likely... Or, as they're known to most everyone that's not a teenage, BOYS. Remember... Big difference between men and boys.

If you want to be militant, you could consider joining NOW or just shaving your head, wearing army fatigues, and scowling at everyone man who makes eyes at you. Otherwise, realize that for every dollar, you need a hell of a lot of pennies... 100, really. Is that a hell of a lot?

You said you didn't have a crush, You contradicted yourself in an earlier coment saying "i liked this one boy last year" This can only be flagged as one thing...JEALOUSY. You can argue that your not all you want but everyone can see you are because your not a "pretty popular girl" it shows through all of your comments that you are jealous. Your not attractive, you envy girls who are and who are popular. You want a boyfriend but because of this one guy going for another girl you have thought thats it fuck men! It's so sad!
Im sorry you've been hurt and that you aren't attractive. But we all have to be hurt one time in our lives....at least...and that goes for both MEN AND WOMAN!

you are sexist...thats all there is to say. I don't need to argue about it.to dislike or discriminate against someone for gender.thats it...once you grow up in the real world a bit you'll see it's wrong to lump people together and judge them. but go ahead and think of yourself as the superior gender if it makes you feel good.you will see.

you are still very immature and extremly stereotypical. once youre a bit older hopefully you'll notice

Its oringinal writer again. I'd like to infer on my so called "crush." I only liked him because everyone else had a crush and I felt left out so I went and pretended to like my "crush" only because he was the most mature guy I met. I don't think I'd count him as a real crush, maybe I'm not sure. Anywho, I've never really felt anything romantic-wise. I'd like my guy to be my leader, not my follower, which is hard because usually girls, who are more smarter and mature, are usually the leaders in most relationships. This would be hard because I wouldn't condescend myself to following a guy's footsteps. I would never feel proud doing it.

Vaginas sure make girls feel strange things and feelings and stuff. I am a bit relieved that i have a Johnson with two big pinkish-brown ballz under it.

*sighs a shuddering breath of relief*

thanks for the info. *sarcastic smile* -o.w

Being the leader in a relationship. . Sounds as if you'd love that in the other 60 odd posts so you can boss yer man about making him feel like the scum of the earth.

I.m pretty sure it is 50/50 in mine


Here is the line you should follow from now on.

"Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups"

Because you assume that all men are shite, and they are this, that and so on. And "look" at ye. Ye are a sad bastard that wishes they hadn't opened their mouth, because you are well and truly gubbed. And ye are also a stubborn cow with overtly judgemental tendancies. I hate people like that.

What happens when you arrive in the real world (when you finally reach it after extracting your head out yer arse), is that women are just as bad. You just love them so much that you don't see that.

MON THE BOYS!!!!

Okie-dokie. I'm new to this site and this is my 1st comment--I wrote the article on being a "peculiar individual" (and by the way thanks for the advice it truly touched my heart and other random internal organs) but I had to say somthing about this. This is stupid. 100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest? You are one of those moronic feminist freaks who thinks she is making a profound political statement by not shaving her legs and armpits. Believe me, it generates more vomit than applause. You have your head up your ass (it can create a helluva cramp which by the way orthapedic insurance doesn't cover) and the reason you don't have a boyfriend isn't because you choose not to it's because nobody would friggin want you. Why don't you buy a motorcycle and go for a L-O-N-G ride. You could feel the wind in your hair (On your legs AND in your armpits.) I feel like an idiot for bothering to do this, I feel like one of those fat idiotic inbred hicks with spaces between their teeth I could kick a field goal through in the Jerry Springer audience who comments on people's lives and gives bullshit advice to them (Yo' gotta kick dat skank ho uvva gofrend to da curb, brutha; pauses for left-right head movement, *mmmm-hmmmm*), but I feel inclined to give you my opinion. My advice to you, other than "go fuck an outlet" is to stop being a stuck-up preppy jerkoff. I'm sure you're a nice person though, under all that mens clothing and facial hair.
And that crap about men commiting all rapes? DUH!!! Women can't rape. That's because men are stronger and could prevent it and the definition of a stupid male would be a man that would actually say "no." You're pathetic, you obsess over this women's lib bullshit and try to turn everything into a feminist issue. Men, on average have over a billion brain cells more than women. All women use there brains for are creative excuses for not having sex and all of their husband/boyfriend's past mistakes. Alphabetically.
Guys don't have more affairs, don't even TALK to me about that. My mom cheated on my dad after 18 years and he never left her side ONCE. He's a prick, though, come to think of it. How about you go pluck your damn eyebrows or put on some makeup (try to limit it to 2 coats this time) and GET LAID ALREADY.
I think I speak for the entire male population when I say:

IRON MY SHIRT, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is the oringinal writer. Fist off OMG whatever in the world makes you think I dress like a guy? I happen to have at least a dozen mascara tubes, 2 lipgloss tubes, and a million pink girly shirts and skirts that I wear everyday. You have to be seriously kidding me if you think I'm a white trash dyke. Yes, I may be bit of a feminist, but I'm far from anything masculant. I have no facial hair whatsoever and I make sure I don't. *shutters* Also when you said "no one would friggin want you" well guess what smart ass, I recently found out that like 4 guys like me. Oh and also one more thing men and women both have the same number of brain cells. Its all a matter of maturity. As I said a million times before girls mature faster than boys. This is a proven fact and it could be found in most encyclopedias. Maturity adds to a person's intelligence and rationality. And also if you have read in other comments I switch from liking guys to hating them, so don't just think I hate them all the time.

In case all you were wondering, I'm 14. [someone asked in a previous comment]but don't let my age fool you. I am one of the more smarter and mature girls at my school. -O.W

Wow, four guys think you're hot? Outside of your own family? Impressive. Well, as fascinating as your personal life is, I am someone who actually has one and I need to be getting back to it so this will be relatively short. First of all, you're wrong.
(Dramatic music) Dun-Dun-Dunnnn!!!
Men DO have more brain cells than women and our cranial capacity is larger. Yes, women mature faster than men. But you know what? Growing older is inevitable. Growing up is optional. Maturity blows and you seem like an uptight loser who can't have a good time. You are also a hypocrite, whining about how guys only think about sports and being perverted and you are a typical bitchy, whiny female equivalent of a prick who only thinks about her looks. " A million pink girly shirts, dozen mascara tubes 2 lipgloss tubes...."
Men and women think different. Its stupid for guys to like football. It's stupid for girls to weigh 80 pounds and complain all the time that they look like a hippo with a thyroid problem. People are stupid. You need to be more open (in more ways than 1) and stop thinking of your mind as being on this whole other plane as everyone else and being superior.

By the way, PROFESSOR, You used the word "Shutters" to describe your reaction to masculine women. "Shudders" was the word you should've used.
Shudders means "to shiver convulsively, as from fear or revulsion."
Shutters refers to "one that shuts, or to cause or cease operations."

NOW SHUT UP AND IRON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG I cannot begin to tell how moronic you are. Our brain capacities ARE the same you freaking jerk-off. Its all a matter of how you use them. Oh and as for looks girls only complain about their looks only because they actually care about their image, unlike you. Oh and maturity blows? Maturity is what gets you through life you retarded bastard. For all I can care you can take that iron and shove it up your ass, little man!


IRON MY SKIRT ASSHOLE!

I am a moron too, Skybird!! don't forget LOS METHOS, ever.

I think you would make a good Ironer, don't let him get to you OK? Jebus loves you too.

love
Los Methos- king of the 4 wheel roller skate.

You are beyond screwed. I managed to maintain my usual sunny, sweet disposition through all your annoying, barely coherent ranting but now I am a tad pissed so I guess I'll let you have it. What can I say, you incurred my wrath. First of all, you seem to not be able to comprehend what I am telling you. Perhaps the sentences need to be smaller. Let's try this again. No. Men and women DO have different amounts of brain cells, I did a report on it a few years ago.
Again; DO. I will repeat it several times, let me know when it sinks in.
Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Okay, good.
All girls do is complain because most are completely mindless and self-absorbed, a point your rambling ignorant response drove home quite nicely.
I just have one question: If I throw a stick, will you go away?
Maybe I should iron your skirt while you're wearing it. Or better yet use an electric iron while you're swimming and do HUMANITY a favor. Shove an iron up my ass? I really don't want to hear about your sexual fantasies right now. You're such a looseass slutty bitch I'll bet a 5-pound hunk of iron couldn't hit your G-spot. I'll bet that's where Bin Laden's hiding.
You hate immaturity? Well I'm the least mature guy you'll ever meet. You seem to me like one of those girls the size of a pregnant walrus whose face has earned her the nickname "extra toppings" who bitches all the time about other people's inadequacies never once realizing she's projecting her hatred of herself and her own self-image onto other undeserving people. Like moi. I'll bet you're so fat when God said "let there be light" you rolled over. It's not my fault or the fault of my sex that you can't wear a Malcolm X jacket without getting landed on by a helicopter. Blame your parents who liquefied McBaconCheese burgers and put it in your baby bottle. I'll bet what gets YOU through life is a FORKLIFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It sounds like they dropped you on your head. And then backed the car over you. You're such a bitch I'll bet PMS cheers you up.
Here's the actual advice part of this response, listen or don't--its located in brackets for the convenience of people who like reading my posts only for the parts where I make fun of the person.
[You have 2 choices, either be a feminist bitch all your life or find some decent guy. Some guys ARE assholes. Popular people, men or women, are all assholes because they step on everyone else to get where they are, they make everyone else feel miserable to make them superior. Want some free advice? Hang with nerds. Nerds are decent people, made unpopular because they aren't as strong or as big an asshole as the other guys. They will treat you like another human being, not some lower life form. Nerds are content just to BE with someone so they'd never cheat.
All jocks want is pussy, they don't care how they get it. The only reason I'm pissed is I hate when people are racist or sexist because they blame something on them they don't cause.]
Well, until next time, Guten taug, live long and prosper and my personal favorite: FUCK OFF.


BTW: DON'T YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO IRON? :)

Good ol' Jebus.

It's funny how idiotic you truely are Skybird. You claim to be so intelligent, yet you can't tell the difference between when a man is stating his true opinion about something and when he is just saying it to piss you off. Good ol' leobutrkurnel is saying things like that to piss you off and seems like quite an intelligent fellow. I have to agree with him though, most females are quite vain and constantly worry about their weight(I am female and admit to the weight thing) But it simply amazes me that you can't tell the difference between sarcasm and real opinions. And he is right, shouldn't you go iron your face;...please?

For your information, I am 125 pounds and have never been fat.
So stop looking up yo mama jokes on google and find some new material. I'm not going to lie to you, you do seem quite intelligent, despite the fact your a total masculine king. Well leobutkernel, you have just met the feminate queen. Just for your information I do hang out with nerds, including guys. As I said before when I do hang out with them I don't have the hate sensation that later comes out when I'm not hanging out with them. -O.W

Masculine king? That hurts me deeply. Really, I am emotionally scarred now. I don't know how I will ever find the strength to go on. As for the Yo Momma thing--you actually had a very good idea-(you may want to call Ripley's) I made all those up myself with the exception of one but I'll sure as hell google that NOW!!!
I have to make this response the same as your list of friends (short) because I'm pretty tired at the moment so I figure I'll go polish my masculine image a little. Smoke some Marlboros, work out, use the word "playa" in a sentence correctly... I have a busy night. I don't give a crap what you or anyone else thinks of me. LEOBUTRKURNEL (you spelled it wrong if you could ever imagine yourself doing something so horribly AVERAGE) is a complex creature.
Quite intelligent? Whenever I go to the dentist's I play with the toys. I haven't read a non-comics section of the paper in 7 years. Masculine king? I have a teddy bear named Morris and I can't fall asleep unless he's on my bed.
It's hard to believe you're a girl. I mean your comment about being a feminist queen was ironic as "queen" was the very first thing that came to mind when I first read your post.
But, as truly captivating and entrancing talking to you is, I have a small list of several billion things I would rather be doing with my time. Also, quite frankly, you bore me.

I'm seeing a lot of "I hate feminists". It's like everyone is Rush Limbaugh all of a sudden. Feminism was not built on the idea that women are superior to men. It was built on the idea that IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO JUDGE SOMEONE'S MIND BASED ON THEIR GENDER. Which is exactly what this girl is doing right here. Therefore she is not a feminist.

But i sometimes don't like what feminists stand for. Is that normal.

Yo skybird, You freakin Moron, have you not seen what a prat you look...You think your all mature at 14, YOUR SO FUNNY. You think fitting as many insults as you can into a comment to leo is the maturity of a woman. Oh yes i can see how your mature...Probably more than the rest of us....Yes thats clear........Ehh or not. Your the most immature LITTLE GIRL i have ever spoken to. Oh and maturity doesn't mean you can't have fun...So please go out and have some...if you know what it is. If not it means enjoying yourself with your friends. NOT STUDYING! to normal people thats not a fun thing to do. I hate to break it to you little girl. Now isn't it your bedtime, oooh School tomorrow.

I hate guys and Grrrls with equality because I am Methos.
But(t)There times in life when a person has to "be nice" to another human worm in order to feel good.

That is why I shall be the first to extend my hand of joy and peace to y'all bunch a playa haters. My hands brim full of "Word up", "Recognize", "Yo MaMa" and such like idioms of sheer peace-out, yo.

*sticks trembling hand up in high five stance*

Do Not Leave Me Hangigging, Sukkaz

I have no idea what that was supposed to mean. lol

I am a guy and I really do feel sorry for you... Do you know how naive your being?

Have you NEVER EVER seen a guy who doesn't act like a jerk?

You do make a big sweeping generalisation that all guys are jerks. Can you honestly say to yourself you can get through life easily by thinking like that?

As it happens, so many of these girls that you admire (maybe or maybe not the ones you know) are attracted to jerks because they don't care, alot of them are confident... some too confident which is COCKY and arrogant which many of us hate but women mistake this for confidence.

Open your eyes, not all guys are like you say.

There are tons of guys who are serious, mature etc... but to be honest they are seen as boring.

I think it's best to be a mix of both, not a complete asshole but not a serious army soldier who has no fun.

Also women can't rape guys, unless they have a cock... but then they wouldn't be women.

You must think your behaviour isn't normal because your posting on here and you don't want to show your true feelings when your with your friends about what you think. The whole point of having friends is to show that you are friends because you can share your feelings with one another.

If I was like you, I would probably say something like... Why are all girls big fat ugly chavs? You and I know this isn't true though. Even though there are hundreds of them.

Shooting a ball into a basket may not be impressive to you but it does require skill. Just like another person would think singing isn't impressive. A PERSONS OPINION IS GOING TO BE DIFFERENT THAN OTHERS ISN'T IT?

Boys do get into trouble alot and you know why... BECAUSE THEY ARE BOYS... NOT MEN.

I think your just talking about your own inexperience. Go out in public and talk to a guy, I bet he wont act like an asshole.

I assume your quite young because you're always talking about "boys", boys are useless... You want a man.

A real man can talk about his feelings and be confident without being a twat.

Answer me this... Do you honestly think your being rational here?

..........ummmmmmm.......maybe....
Either you are older or are pretending to be a guy but that was quite an impressive answer you gave me.
The reason I don't care for boys is just that I really don't like people who misbehave and it bothers me so. I'm a follower. Do you really think I should follow someone who has a misleading tendancy? And yes there a few girls who may do that, but most likely thats not their fault. All girls pocess a sensitive nature of some kind. I just can't see a guy having something like that.....and it bothers me.

Skybird, just STOP making excuses for females irrational behavoir. Females can but jerks just as much as males can. So stop pulling answere out of your butt.

Should I make fun of her again? I'm pissed at ol' Sasquatch still but I'll be nice and only agree to do it if there's popular demand.

Your "maybe" answer didn't sound too strong... ;)

I'm only 17...

Most people I know hate these little shits though including myself (regardless of their sex), you really shouldn't make an exuse saying it's only guys and not girls because of whatever, I know many guys who are sensitive... There's nothing wrong with it being females also, just because you're one doesn't mean it affects you.

I hate how people categorise themselves like Chavs or Goths or Preps... It's just like a security blanket so they can feel like they belong to something. I'm happy to say I don't belong to any of these groups/labels... I still have many friends including guys who also hate these pricks who just go around looking to cause shit.

I myself really hate PEOPLE who get in trouble just for the sake of it or because they're being pricks.

My cousin infact a girl who is a complete biatch, I say this because of her behaviour not 'cause she's a girl. She acts like the typical prick (like you would say most guys) but she's a girl.

My other cousin who's 17 also... acts like a WOMAN, not a girl... She isn't perfect but who is?

Even when I am on my way to college I see these kids (it's usually CHAVS) just doing FUCK ALL with their lives, usually just taking the piss out of people who are different to them or people who actually have a life. Or they'll just be asking everyone who goes by for some change.

Also you say we're perves... Not every guy is... Most aren't actually you'd be suprised to know.

Not forgetting that sex is a natural human desire ofcourse :)

You know, if you weren't putting all that makeup and stuff on then we wouldn't be "perving".

Tha-Flash. Well said.

Thankyou ;)

Well done tha - flash :)

Thanks :)

And no come back from skybird?... lol says alot

btw... There's nothing wrong with admitting your wrong!

I know I am sometimes.........

well done mate.

Skybird.....you are just tarting yourself up for the boys. Even more hilarious.

NO I'M NOT! THE LAST THING I'D DO IS FLIRT WITH A BOY! ALL I SAID IS THAT I WAS WRONG SOMETIMES.

Wow, skybird that was really immature. You sound like you have the retaliation of a 2 year old. What fun.

thats not funny *sniffles*

Ye are aren't ye. SORRY HEN BUT ITS TRUE. Make up is generally used to temp the male. highlighting the feature of the female face that sub conciously attracts males. You are under the impression that make up is worn just cos you have to (to prove how girly) or like to.

Hey maybe next year you'll be on this site saying i love boys

Oh my god, never. I would probably only say that if I was drunk or drugged.

Or if you have sex with a man that is really good in bed. In fact I wasn't that fond of guys until I got my first boyfriend at 16, and since then I have much better appreciation for them.

I love Women!... well, only one woman now. I am married to Magnum2. She wears high-heals to bed. AND I am nice to her. just because.

Let's just face it:---> There are a lot of jerks in this world, no matter what is between yer legs.

Methos- Booty Pirate and Fiddley Fingers Extraordinare.





hail king leoB

Magnum2 is a girl? I thought he was a guy. Even if you're kidding that sounded odd.

or is it he-she? well anyhow,lets drop this silly topic sky-fly,you have much time to learn things.such a young, tender age...instead of boys get a hobby. paper machet?

We have put officially 100 comments on this friggin topic. This is like the "hang-out" spot for this site.
Can't we yell at the "My Nephew" guy or something a little more? It's obvious she is entirely opinionated and will never change her views so it's pointless to keep trying. She's also so proud even if she DID change because of advice we gave her she's never admit it.
I'm trying my hardest to exclude all insults from this comment, merely proposing that we accept that, by commenting something new 4 times a week, we are accomplishing nothing, save the smug grin on her face when she sees "100 comments" on this overly-inflated debate.
Let us simply revel in the wisdom and intentional misspellings of humble Lord Methos:
"There are a lot of jerks in this world, no matter what is between yer legs," accept it for what it is, and friggin MOVE ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SkyBird? How do you feel right now? You feel good? I hope so.

i am nice.
Love,
Mentos- The breaf maker.

i'm 20. so far i haven't had a boy friend who i can talk to and have serious conversstions with . it is quite hard to understand our opposite sex. but i think u r going abit too far, u seem to hate them so much that u can't fuction probally u need to ease yourself a lot and start to notice the good side of them. no one is perfect so don't expect too much and be so hard on them.

I don't think boys are capable of holding or even starting a serious conversation. There is a good side to them, I will not lie, but nothing that I find interesting or romantic.

how the hell does the world run. As i have said the world has run for 3 million years under male management. are you blind. AND where does daddy come into this. you made from 23 chromozones from daddy, do u hate him too.

yes partially, on my behalf

DO YOU HATE YOUR DAD AND IF YES WHY

After condidering an answer for a while I have come to a desicion. I hate both my parents for bringing me into this world when I shouldn't of have. It may sound sterotypical for someone like me but I really wish I have never been born. I'll never understand my meaning of existance in this life or the next.

My parents believe I am Satan's child because I was born a female.

I can safely say that your parents are to blame for all this. Some strange hyper religious bastards.
I hate people like that and am not scared to say it. I'm going to hell anyway. Been told by a minister.

In any fundamentalist religion, females are the lesser beings. i have studied this and basically you can pick holes in the bible.
So if get called satan again, say satan is essential to the balance of the earth.

I would hate my parents too. but i wouldn't go to the extent of hating males. I hate people who force belief on me.

I will always be an atheist and in support of equality

It's the original writer here again...
OK i've thought about this a lot and decided you are all right and I am wrong, i sincerly appologise and I will go and kill myself forthwith.

Bye.

because she is a psycho and wont give up.

Sometimes I wonder if I will..........................

not about giving up i mean ending my suffering

Why bother about that, its kinda stupid.
Wasting life

Well, skybird just proved to me that she is an attention whore. Ammusing, if it's not killing men, it's killing herself. Stop being so damned destructive.

Being suicidal is shite, listening to it is even worse.

Just chill.

You think far too much. Thats good for some things but not for others. It means the deepest feelings inside are often at the front of your mind and you cannot stop thinking about it rather that putting it to the back of your mind to carry on.
You will learn to supress it in time.
You are obviously comparing yourself to the other people in your crew.
Theres no point because everyone is different.

She smell like old clam shells stewed in dirty sweat sock.

Remember: wash your butt at least once a week.

What the hell does that comment have to do with anything? Oh and yeah If your so curious on my odor I have the sweet aroma of cherry blosoms.

Methos knows all.
Do you smell yourself!!!
Thats hilarious

I hate old clam shells. They stink...like all of you brats whining about the way things work.

Calm down and laugh a little, jerkOffs.

Here:
I once pummeled my hog's nipples until it started to lactate. Then I put it in a dress and gave it to a Mexican's wife to use as a stunt double. There, glad we could all share that giggle. If you didn't giggle then there is sumpin wrong with you,---> I also have teeny testicles that shrink up below 50 F.

XD

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN.

Its a smiley. The X represents eyes and the D represents the mouth.

BTW I have to say this... IT IS POSSIBLE FOR A GIRL TO RAPE A GUY. Just thought I'd say that because no one corrected all of you who said they can't rape a guy.

Yes, woman can rape men. There have been few cases where men actually pressed charges. There was one lady who assaulted her ex while giving him the date rape drug and ramming objects into his rectum(and not removing them). The reason you never hear about these things is because men are even more afraid to report such acts because I feel they have the one of the complexes that females cannot rape males. I must have missed the comment about woman not raping men.

And skybird, this woman didn't do it because she was abused, she was just fucking jealous because he found someone less psychotic than her. I figured you'd try to pull more excuses out of your ass, but there is not an excuse here. She was a rapist, and deserves to be shot in the face.

Also what about all those female teachers who commited statutory RAPE. The students may have consented, but it's still rape. Or what about female pedophiles? They molest children too.

See, woman aren't perfect. They are just as bad as men. They just don't get caught as often because no one fucking believes that a woman could commit such and act, which is complete bullshit.

Yes, woman can rape men. There have been few cases where men actually pressed charges. There was one lady who assaulted her ex while giving him the date rape drug and ramming objects into his rectum(and not removing them). The reason you never hear about these things is because men are even more afraid to report such acts because I feel they have the one of the complexes that females cannot rape males. I must have missed the comment about woman not raping men.

And skybird, this woman didn't do it because she was abused, she was just fucking jealous because he found someone less psychotic than her. I figured you'd try to pull more excuses out of your ass, but there is not an excuse here. She was a rapist, and deserves to be shot in the face.

Also what about all those female teachers who commited statutory RAPE. The students may have consented, but it's still rape. Or what about female pedophiles? They molest children too.

See, woman aren't perfect. They are just as bad as men. They just don't get caught as often because no one fucking believes that a woman could commit such and act, which is complete bullshit.

Yes, woman can rape men. There have been few cases where men actually pressed charges. There was one lady who assaulted her ex while giving him the date rape drug and ramming objects into his rectum(and not removing them). The reason you never hear about these things is because men are even more afraid to report such acts because I feel they have the one of the complexes that females cannot rape males. I must have missed the comment about woman not raping men.

And skybird, this woman didn't do it because she was abused, she was just fucking jealous because he found someone less psychotic than her. I figured you'd try to pull more excuses out of your ass, but there is not an excuse here. She was a rapist, and deserves to be shot in the face.

Also what about all those female teachers who commited statutory RAPE. The students may have consented, but it's still rape. Or what about female pedophiles? They molest children too.

See, woman aren't perfect. They are just as bad as men. They just don't get caught as often because no one fucking believes that a woman could commit such and act, which is complete bullshit.

And sorry about the double post I accidentally hit anonymous, and wanted to show my identity.

Thank you for that Vile... it shows I'm not the only one who knows that woman can rape a man.

okay. you hate men. good for you.
however, from the start of when you wrote this, all you had to say was men are pigs, now i find by taking the time to read ALL of the replys, you hate them only some of the time now? who are you trying to fool? you mentioned more than once that you liked a boy, then you hate all men again. sound like you just can't make a decision. Whats that all about, really?

Its not necessarily that I hate men and boys that much as I used too. I understand that only a rare percent of men and boys that can engage in a mature meaningful conversation. Sometimes, when I'm around my guy friends, I don't feel any hate and sometimes I have a mild admiration for them. I don't feel any passion though. When I'm around my girl friends I have an almost excruciating hate, silent and unnoticable, for men and boys alike, especially when they talk about how wonderful their boyfriends and crushes are and how far they would go for them. The hate becomes uncontrolable and causes pain for me later. The one guy I liked didn't show any interest in me and eventually I gave up on it, with pain giving in every now and then. I am not trying to fool anyone. This is the truth.

Hey sky....try try again.

Do you know any Gay men by the way (not being funny here)You've never mentioned them.
I no a few and they are great people, and men too.

Yeah I know a few and they rock. They're better than straight guys. I hate when guys make fun of them.

If you like gay men, then why the hell were you running around on this site screaming that you hate ALL MEN. Yes, you did say ALL MEN.

Are we finished here. or is there another round.

Does skybird want to talk about how she hates men still

No my work is not complete just yet. *insane laughter* But seriously, my hate is not as bad as it used to be, but is still there.

Yeah, because you are a blithering idiot.

This pesky user has been removed for repeatedly abusing other users and being a pain in the butt. Behave or you will suffer the same fate. - The Management

I just got so excited that I pooped my pants. Also, men are twat-poking jerks that have no regard for your female emotions.

this is my new "smiley" i created:
XFU

you like? you can all use it!

Hey I totally see where u are coming from and i thought the same thing about two years ago. I dated all these guys that I thought were the hottest guys alive out where im at and they all treated me like shit. I was used for sex by them thinking that they really loved me, man I was stupid. I liked them cuz they had nice cars and partied all the time and everyone liked them they were "popular" ya know. and then I had this friend named Dustin he was a church boy didnt have all that many friends sort of a loner ya know. well i found out he liked me and i didnt want to date him because I was an athiest for one and he wasnt popular and didnt party, and my friends all looked down on him like he was a peice of shit under their shoes. well i dated three boys after i found out this Dustin guy liked me. One of them i thought i was pregnate with because i was almost a month late on my period and as soon as i told the guy about it he dumped me. What a jerk right? well i was so heart-broken and hurt that i decided id give dustin a chance. Best thing that ever happened to me! ive been dating him for two years now and we are planning to get married as soon as we get out of college. He treats me like a princess bascially. since my family life is shitty he helps support me, and spoils the crap out of me. And i love him more than life itself. He is the only thing that keeps me going. My life is a thousand times better now that i have found him. and he is nothing like anything u described all guys to be like. He get ferious when guys act the way u describe. He cant belive how most of them can be so pig headed and not have any respect for women. He is a person that holds marrige and sex scacred like it should be. So next time you see that "dork in science class sitting alone in a corner" Dont hesitate to go talk to him. He might be the best thing that has ever happened to you! and who gives a shit what your friends think 10 years from now u will probably forget most of them existed.

Ok heres the results for a "brain gender" test I have just taken and I have scientific evidence in my results indicating that women are empathetical and use more literary terms than men. Here is my results that I copied and pasted below.


Emotions and Systems
This task looked at whether you prefer to empathise or systemise.

Empathising

Your empathy score is: 16 out of 20
Average score for men: 7.9 out of 20
Average score for women: 10.6 out of 20


What does your result suggest?

Empathisers are better at accurately judging other people's emotions and responding appropriately. If you scored 15 and above, you are very empathic and would be an ideal person to comfort people in a time of crisis. Women in general are better at empathising.

note from Skybird: go scientific evidence! *does a victory dance* And also here is the literacy test portion that I have also copied and pasted from the actual test.




Words
This task looked at your verbal fluency.

Your score: you associated 14 word(s) with grey and you named 13 word(s) that mean happy. We are assuming that all the words you entered are correct.

Average score for men: 11.4 words total
Average score for women: 12.4 words total

What does your result suggest?

If you produced 1 - 5 words: You are more of the strong, silent type with a male brain. You probably find it easier to express yourself in non-verbal ways, preferring action rather than words.

If you produced 6 - 10 words: Most people in this range have a female-type brain.

Women are said to use both sides of the brain when doing verbal tasks while men mainly use their left side. Studies have shown that girls develop vocabulary faster than boys. This difference in brain power is caused by levels of pre-natal testosterone. Find out more please visit http://www.bbc.co.uk.com


Note to all readers:[from skybird] Please don't kill me! :) I just thought I 'd add this in here.

Did you forget that it also depends on the people that chose to take the test. Usually people take those sort of tests(like yourself)feel the need to prove something about their gender. There are men that feel they must be manly by being unfeeling, and focus on sex. There are woman like yourself that feel in order to be identified as a woman you must empathize and be sensitive. There are a lot of people who happen to fall in between, which are normal balanced people. There are just idiots(like yourself) that buy into the stereotypcial gender roles. You need to break free of this cookie cutter image of men you have set in your mind. Not all men are unfeeling idiots. Just because some test that men specifically CHOSE to take(because they feel the need to prove their manliness by being shallow as the media tells them to like Spike TV) Or that women who watch lifetime decide to be sensitive and cry all the time and be idioticially emotional, doesn't mean that we are all that way. It's called being a balanced individual, a concept you don't seem to be able to grasp.

I apologize in advance for poor grammar but it is 2:12 in the morning here and I am ready for bed. Skybird just had to provoke one more thought out of me with her stereotypcial bullshit and inablity to grasp that not all people are the same and that there is good and bad everywhere, and that there are sensitive men and cold hearted woman. Take me for instance, I am a straight female who is paticularly cold hearted. I empathize with no one.

Anyway, sorry to poke holes in your crack pot "test" science theory, but hopefully you will have gotten the point instead of blantantly refusing to see it because you are a stubborn immature 14 year old femminist nazi in the making. Change your way before you get sucked in with the "lets shave our hears, burn our bras and stab men with our dildos of doom" You don't want that. No one likes that.

All I am asking, is that you open your mind. Men can be a very enriching part of a woman's life. I am not talking sexually, but intellectually. I know my boyfriend is very intellectual and fascinating to talk to. His veiws differ from mine quite a bit, but that's who you learn. An open mind.

I hope you chose to listen to at least SOME of this.

Hmph, I'm a male and etymonline.com is one of my most visited websites. Also, one of my favorite radio programs, A Way with Words, used to be hosted by two men (I think it's now a man and a woman, but I'm not too fond of this new woman). But yes, if you compile loads of statistical data you WILL find differences between different groups, but these kind of arguements lead to people saying that races are inherently inferior or yadda yadda.

P.S. Yes! I didn't misspell anything either!

what the fuck has a test got to do with anything. people are individually different. ive done one of those test and i hav a more masculine brain. does it matter not, is it better. yes.

You are stereotyping. Some guys and GIRLS fit your description, but not all of them. Stereotyping is not cool.

has been reamed out of this post.

this skybird character is very interesting. and has severe mental issues. arsehole

you made and excellent point there. You should drive the old escort to america for a trip

i am still the Devil. just wanted all you buttHoles to know.

The old escort wouldn't even make it to Glasgow, never mind america, pie.

Are you lot still commenting on this??

I think the original writer sounds like an American, very rude, stuck up and most of all just a pig.

You deny me a trip to fucking arizona in the first place

So you are American I thought so you rude fuckin pig.

who the fuck are you talkin to

to you, you retarded American.

american,

im taking great offence to that,

where the hell are you from then since you are from a superior country

Austraia the quiet country. Where not trying to sue everyone. Where nice to each other and we are well known around th world. You idiots think kangaroos jump across out backyards.

and then what makes u think i am american WHICH IF YOU ACTUALLY READ THE START OF THIS WHOLE FUCKING POST YOU WOULD REALISE THAT I BLOODY WELL AM NOT AND FURTHER MORE THEN DECIDE TO STEREOTYPE AMERICAN THOUGHTS.

well i can do the same ya sheep shagging prick

I love shagging sheeps. At least they dont moan and bitch about things especially what comes out of your mouth you dirth little fucker.

em i get the impression you think i wrote the original post.

note

pie1985

skybird311

so read things properly u dim witted prick - least uv stopped saying i'm american

Ur still being rude so what am I suppose to think. You sound American to me. I did read it carefully and realise you wernt the original writer you fuck face. However you were so rude you left me no choice but to pull you down into reality rude prick.

show yourself then (user id),

whats all this rude business anyway.

cant you think of anything better to say.

i do not sound american hence having to translate

Hello Old bean, I appologies for letting my native tongue govern my typing. I am from the northern hemisphere in a lovely area of the world called scotland. hereth begins the lesson.

Jings: Wow / Oh My God - Exclamation.

Hen: A female human (and chicken)
In a sentance "Hoos it gawn the nicht hen"
in an earlier post.

dont talk back at your elders.

i am in reality. weeeeeee

and have a tussle with yer wee cheesey muscle.

I now have a RockHardPennis!
Thank you hair-PIE.

To the original writer of this post. I'm just curious, but did something happen to you that caused you to feel this way? Did your dad leave when you were young? Were you ever abused by a man? Does your mother feel the way you do? I won't sit here and critisize (sp?..lol) you for how you feel, but I can't help but wonder what causes you to feel that way. At your age, it's not unusual for most of the guys to behave a lot like how you describe, but that's not uncommon for teenage boys. Maybe, you should just try to remain focused on the things you enjoy, period. Do you like riding quads, reading books, painting, flying kites? Decide what it is you enjoy doing, then do it. Then, while you're doing it, you might just make some friends who are a lot like you, and, just maybe, some of them will be guys. But not the kind you aren't fond of, instead, they'd be the kind that you didn't know existed.

So ur scottish well that says it all. No wonder you can get reality happening no one can even understand you people talking.

oh i see.

you cant pick on anything else but my accent. thats really intelligent.

People may not be able to understand me but i teach them the language. how else would i have a job working with a company with so many english branches,case closed.

Exactly i think something happened to skybird to make her feel like this. because it is not normal nor healthy to have this attitude towards men. And skybird you are 14 for god sakes boys your age are going to be jerks the majority of them anyways. Alot of them change as they get older trust me.

Thats really nice, congratulations on your job. So you need to brag about how good you are now, well I dont really care. Why be so proud you dont own the company. You teach big deal. You what to know what I do? Im a Intensive care doctor. At least I do something a bit more interesting. Is that all you could come up with dump head. And whats this about respect my elders? What are you 90 or something?

no im no braggin aboot onything bit yur wan cry o slaggin on mah blether style wiz just a wee bittie shitey.

but you started braggin too whats the deal with that; pot and kettle syndrome. ever seen a severe case of that??

yes im ninety years old -

Speaking of age!!!! I will be 29 in a few days!! I love my birthday. And all of you will to, If you know what is good for you.

P.S I don't think I like that new John_Doe fella on here. He is a cussing Jesus Hipocrite Poop.

Happy birthday who ever you are. By the way Im 31.

wow i wonder whos the oldest person on here, probably me since im ninety

I definately think you are not 90. I guess your about 20 cause your so immature.

well that took a lot of working out.

20 isnt an immature age i can just act it.

so take yer vendetta else where

aww this was getin interesting.
cmon then doctor "i'm 31" wank stain.

Hey Pie? do you think maybe you and I can have a vendetta together someday? I would very much like that.

Waddya say?!?
p.s you can slap my bare bottom anytime because I am a dirty Pervo.

oh sure methos.

just say when.

Hello pie you scottish cant speak english at all. Im back to rock your world. Wanna play?

em i can type in english so im pretty sure i can speak it.

just goes to show that you generally are a stupid person.

Isnt it dinner time? you better go and eat your haggis. Maybe if you shoved it all in people might understand you better. Or stick it where the sun doesnt shine, im pretty sure thats all you'll get in any oriface.

oh the old haggis thing. have u actually tried haggis, its fucking quality

well i already deal with the sheep shaggin bit, e.g. the corks on the hat, kangaroos, shrimps on the barbie. sheilas wheels.

You idiot I told you scotish and most dump fucks in the world think that what australia is. I havnt seen a cork on a hat since the 70's and kangaroos are a rare thing to see. Now if your gonna pay out the barbeque at least spell it right it is not a doll you cook on. At least we wear underwear under our skirts on like you gay bastards.

you idiot, do you not realise your admitting to wearing skirts.

wearing a KILT isn't gay. it would be if it were a mini skirt but its down to the knees stupid. Its old history and were not the only country that does it. And they do wear underwear, its not mandatory that you dont.

Well anyway you picked up on the haggis thing so i thought i just throw everything at ye.

I know australia isnt like that, i'm not stupid, same as i no that not all americans a arrogant pigs. but you are ones to talk about the way you talk, do you not have an accent which can be really broad at places. just like us.

so yet again,

get it right up ye

I think i need to "say when" in regards to our Vendetta now because that Anonymous douche is giving me an anus cramp reading the same insult post over and over again.

Pie, you can still wear your Kilt when you sit on me face. I don't mind!!!

hello metho, this is anonymous. So you think I post the same insult over and over do ya. Well if your that bored and need an vendatta in your life ill start something with you. That kilt gay bastard was boring me anyway. So why are you getting anus cramp? Must be because you are also gay and must stick objects up your ass. Poor person. And as for pie if you read this unless you are going to say something worth reading go and stick your fucking kilt where the sun doesn't shine and while your at it put the bagpipes up there to.

I just wanted a Pussy in my face, fool!!!!

Anon, you make me want to have Giant Ass Children.

You havnt had pussy for a while hey? Well I wonder why. If your popping children out your ass.

i was thinking the same thing about you annoymous. you hit right with the boresville kilt shit. and im sure id not get much pleasure for sticking a set of bagpipes up my arse. it would how ever give me pleasure sticking them up your arse you kangaroo shagging, aborigonie abusing tit.

why annoymous, are u scared of me finding out who you are. you must be a right poof!!!! go on be a man and show us yer name

I do believe men are called poofs not women. I am a women. I would love to stick the bagpipes up my arse but as you say I must be sticking the kangaroos up there. I would also look in the dictionary on how to spell aborigines it isnt hard. Maybe its because your a poof and just forget how to use your fuckin brain.

You are so GodDamned funny, I don't even have to read yer shyte anymore. I like how you regurgitate what the other person says, only with cuss words imbedded.

That is a sweet talentyouHave, OldGirl!
He anonymous and he super-sweet, yo.

well since your a woman you are a stupid fuckin bitch then, but we wouldnt know that cos you dont show yer name. stupid cow/ door faced hoor and most importantly a moaning faced cunt.

Stupid fuckin bitch hey, well that makes me so proud. Im glad im known as that cause I just love annoying people. why are you both so interested in my name. Unlike you wankers i like to be an individual and dont have to show anything. By the way Im not that old. Maybe the fucked up countries you people are from you are old but here were not. Fuckin butt fuck poofs.

where does age come in to this raving lot of pish

I think if your younger than me you should show some respect. If your are younger then that would really show your immaturity. Grow a brain poof.

i cant be a poof you stupid cow.

im not in polite company here, im on a website. i dont need you to tell me how to act and all that shit about keeping annoymous to be different, em its a basic function so you can be a nonity or you can be a somebody. the choice is yours. Respect doesn't matter anymore for we are on the internet. and regardless if you are older than me or not, does not give you any right to demand respect from me or anyone else.
in my book you have to earn it. and since you have singled me out because i asked "who the fuck are you talking to" and proceeded to call me an american pig then once you find out where i am from proceeded again to make fun of my country and the traditions we hold dear.

its time to get the claymores out; you rattled the cage

Dear friend:

Just to set the record straight "Anon", I dont' give a shyte who you are. What is in a name anyway? You could be LeonBluttercolon.
It is just nice sometimes to know which faggoty anonymous faggot is spouting DipShit FagSpeak into my
uncaring ears, jerk-Off.

ThanksForYerTime
Love, -----> *
methos

I do believe that women arn't called faggots stupid. If you don't like what your reading why read it. I think deep down you actually get a thrill being abused it must turn you on.

YAY its my 200th comment and what I have to say is that I don't hate men anymore. (I haven't for a while) and I am happy to be lesbian. (a lot of ppl on this site are already aware of this so I don't care anymore) And if you have a problem with homosexuals you have a problem with me. Anyways, I am also glad to say its my 14th birthday today. weeeeeee Peace out.

Congratulations! Candy Fingers.

Now you can get married in Canada.

Metho you are one stupid fuck.

be careful skybird, yer only a wee lass

the battle is won so soon,

i dont hate men but i fucking hate squrrils when i was five i got raped by a squrril and then he stole my hat

I fucking hate squrrils

And I would like to make the 206th comment.I would like to announce that I am no longer the "gay basher" many reffered to me as before.I accept homosexuality as a choice and decision that is perfectly okay and to be freely made by anyone.However I am still religious and will continue to be.On the topic of the anonymous terrorist that is bothering the heck out of Methos and Pie.I have read enough to say that the anonymous person that people are starting to hate should reveal his/her name.It is best to know exactly who keeps on posting these comments to prevent them from doing so in the future.Anything anyone would like to add to this is fine with me.

they are all arseholes

I happened across this bored one night (from England) and I was shocked by your second post.

For a "straight "A" student supposedly using the word "colone".

There is certainly a city in Europe called "cologne", after which the fragrance is named.

but "colone" would appear to be the word for colon in French in its female form

a "female arsehole".

If the feminist charge is to be led in the future, I suspect it wont be by an American "straight A " student who cant tell the difference.

(I blame the schools)

why the need to broadcast your from england. thats asking for trouble

incidentally you may find that there are alot of female arseholes on this site, and also many male arseholes. especially ones from australia who claim to be 31 and work in an emergency room.

Here's a suggestion: grow up!
Where would the human race be today without men? Where would it be without women? Women need men and men need women. Neither sex is superior to the other. You won't keep this attitude for long and if you do, you might as well go lesbian right now. One could make a similar rant on how immature adolescent girls (you) think that their opinion is worth anything (which it's not), how they think they are superior to anything (which you're not), how their intellect is superior to so-and-so's (surprise, probably not true), et cetera.
So, follow the first line and grow up. Life doesn't take place solely at school.

Thats so nice because since you put that on there a lot of guys will probably chang and you also didnt say that all guys were intolerant, ignorant, insensitive, Jackasses. but not all guys like sports and think that writing in a diary is gay, and Its good that can actually say something about other people that is true that you arent affraid to say.

If girls are as good as you say how come as you say there has never been a female president. They canny be tht good hun

To the original poster: There are nice guys out there. I am a nice guy, you should date me. I promise to only put the tip in. Say yes, unless of course you are a lesbian.

I have a great book for everyone to read. Glory Season by David Brin. This is exactly the topic he covers.

He does a brilliant job and the original poster would gain much from reading it.

Fuck yourself, Orly. Dating you is the last thing I would do. I hate when everyone tells me to date/screw a guy. I"m gay, nothing can change that. PLease all boys, stop asking me out. Go away. (Sorry im kinda moody at the moment.)

What you said may apply to some guys, but you are being unfair and ignorant. You are being very stereotypical, and you should realize that not all guys are the same.

You said that guys don't write in a diary/journal? Well, I do, so that proves that theory wrong. You said that guys don't get good grades? Well, I will be a senior next year in high school, and I have a 4.66 GPA and have never received a grade lower than an A- for a final grade in high school, so that theory is also proven wrong. Boys never put effort into their image, with their hair messy and everything else? I hate to tell you, but I do care how I look, to a certain point. I don't obsess about how I look, but I try to look presentable. And you say that guys cannot be serious, but I have been told that I can be very serious when I need to, or be funny when I don't need to be serious.

Do you have stats to back up your claim that most murderers are guys? I wouldn't be surprised, but I think it's immature of you to just claim things like that based on how you feel, without looking up facts.

And you didn't say anything about girls. I've seen plenty of girls that are not serious, and that get horrible grades. I've seen girls that have sex and get pregnant early on in there teens. You claim that guys have more affairs than women do? Well, how can that be? It takes both a woman and a man to have an affair, so wouldn't the number of men and women having affairs be equal? Also, haven't you heard of women sports, such as the WNBA? Guys are not the only ones that are interested in sports.

I could go on and on, but I think I'm wasting my time, and I doubt that you'll even read this whole thing. The point is, you are being immature, and you need to think about things more carefully before you make incorrect stereotypes about a group of people. In fact, you should never make stereotypes, because they are ALWAYS innacurate for at least some of the people in a group.

I'll admit that there are some guys that do fit your description, but there are also plenty of girls that do too. And there are also plenty of both that do not.

I have never met you in my life, but I have already lost respect for you, because you think you're so smart, and you just go along with stereotypes that you have heard. Well, that's all. Thank you for your time.

-BriGuyBart

What's the point of that? Let's all go online and pretend to fight, oh YEAH! It really makes no sense to me why someone would seriously threaten someone that they do not know online, and say that you would "slap them silly". How about you get a life. Thanks

RAWR. no more of that phrase, i only heard it twice and i wanted to smack you.
Some men do keep themselves clean. (have you ever heard of metrosexuals?)Not all of them are out for sex... some still want to wait after they are married.
And I know PLENTY of guys who get straight A's and I think they are brilliant. hmmm Einstein? He was smart, and didnt have a vagina. There are also smart women. So, when you boil it down. We are human and the onbly thingf that sets us apart is what one sex lacks, the other makes up for.
THE END
ta-ta-SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Listen to me fuckface, I don't think like that anymore. I wrote that fucking story a year ago so fuck off and how dare you yell at me.

i agree that most guys are jerks but you need to shut the fuck up bitch! Deal with it!

Smithee, read the comment above yours...

oooh, i forgot that was hers...... AH well.....

What's your relationship with your father like?

haha your never gunna get laid

Funny, too bad you haven't either.

Unlike most people, I plan to keep it in my pants until the time comes.

I'm not like you who's past girlfriends probably looked like Eddie Murphy with a wig.

Go play with your blow up girlfriend, while I play with a real one.

When the time comes, I mean.


=)

OMFG!!! this is so hilarious.Where does this girl live i mean seriously where the fuck does she live??? Look first of all most girls most girls are backstabbing,lieing,insecure bitches.I'm a chick i dont get along with girls at all.I consider myself a shy,nice person,and i'm always the victim in some prissy lil cunts games.I know i'm a bit of a loner,i'm an only child i get it,i'm not some social lil preppy butterfly,but it's who i am.nonetheless i have never in my life heard of such a thing.sounds to my like this chick needs to get a dick shoved up her twat and get her head out of the clouds.seriously WAKE THE FUCK UP!!! I dont think this is normal.i dont think you should label all men as the idiot jock.i know it's hard sometimes,if you have one bad experience you live in fear of betrayel or heartache.When i was a young girl i always got looked at by men.when i was 10 even,some guys can be very discusting,but the truth is the guy/girl that's perfect for you may not even be what you're looking for at all.

Yeah dude, I'm over this shit, this happened like 3 years ago

I don't know why everyone still is going on about this.

I don't care about this shit anymore.