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So I pissed myself.
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One day in school, as I was eating my chicken noodle soup, I spilled the entire bowl on my crotch. After everyone noticed and stopped laughing, I had the sudden urge to pee. Instead of walking across the entire cafeteria, exposing my accident to the rest of the room, I figured to myself, 'Hey, why don't I just sit here and pee my pants?,' so I did. I really liked it when i pissed myself, so the next time we have chicken noodle soup, should I do this again?
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Comments (19)
x-princess-aimi-x (4763)
2007-01-14 17:07:09
lmao go for it... woteva floats ur boat!
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smithee (4389)
2007-01-14 19:49:16
don't do that, its not normal and thats why people made bathrooms for people to pee and shit in.
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CuteStrawberry (3780)
2007-01-15 01:51:16
why would u do that....? i agree with smithee.
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x-princess-aimi-x (4763)
2007-01-16 16:57:46
@: CuteStrawberry
this is a completley unrelated thing but can i jus say cutestrawberry that ur dog in that photo is unbelievably cute!
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Fantainfinite (4355)
2007-01-17 15:31:14
Can I just say princess aimi you look like a guy going to open a door in your photo!
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x-princess-aimi-x (4763)
2007-01-17 16:38:55
yes i no lol
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doubleDtittys (5761)
2007-02-20 11:03:16
um yeah i pee myself all the time!! And then i spill chicken noodle on me! And then i drop a hotdog on my pants and somehow it ends up giving me an orgasm!
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Breezy (6041)
2007-02-21 16:26:05
Don't do that.
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iforgotwhatweweretalkingabout (6170)
2007-02-26 15:26:14
hell yeh, all that warm liquid runnin down and soakin ur undies feels good! do it bro!
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penispussy (6403)
2007-03-06 20:56:23
i get my mother to finger me then i pull up my thong really quick and piss myself and it feels so good.
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leahhh001 (7025)
2007-03-30 17:11:51
@: penispussy
lol. im sure people could smell the pee off you, weirdo.
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CoUpONs420 (7099)
2007-04-01 00:28:04
ill pee on u ;)
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little_white_angel (6940)
2007-04-03 15:37:47
no dont. thats not normal. you may likethe feeling but wait till u get home or something. do u have a gf... you should have bathroom sex.
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mahamehdi (6508)
2007-04-11 16:22:24
wow thats really weird.... you have problems..go see a therapist it may help
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mikey (7452)
2007-04-11 20:22:44
nah m8 just eat ur chicken noodle soup and get off ur fat lazy arse and take a piss wanker
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Ozzmancometh70 (8179)
2007-05-05 12:16:03
I think the smells of the two liquids might give it away so I would advise not to. But hey, sounds like fun, hence Billy Madison, "IF YOU DON'T PISS YOUR PANTS YOUR NOT COOL!!".
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PsychoDJ (7349)
2007-05-11 11:52:21
Finally, people that are more F___ed up than me!
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ryan8892 (8541)
2007-05-27 23:32:55
hey... why not try shitting yourself too
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aperson (9713)
2007-08-01 16:36:10
sh*ting your self is not comfetable, becase it chafes and really stinks, but pissing yourself actualy feels fine
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