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Soda Can Serial Shaker
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I have a very odd compulsion. Whenever I walk past a can of soda pop, I grab the can, shake it, and then set it down again in the same exact spot.

For some reason, I never have the urge to do this with bottled soda pop, and I'd never shake up a can while someone was standing there, intently watching me. But if I'm walking past a vending cart and there's cans of soda sitting there, oh so innocent, waiting for someone to purchase them.... then I feel compelled to shake it up.

Yes, I realize that sooner or later someone's going to buy the can of soda that I have violated and it's going to be either flat or explode in their face, but I can't help it. Is this a normal compulsion?
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (6)
fuck yea dude
i do that all the time
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It'll catch up with you one day when you're really drunk and someone shakes the shit out of your next beer. Don't say someone didn't warn you!
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Kinda rude...
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I'd like to be there when it catches up to you. Sweet justice!
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yeah it's normal. it's soda it explodes. it's hilarious, even if you don't see it, the sense of somebody getting blasted by soda is great. If it's a bottle people can tell it's been shaken. NORMAL
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I wish I had the nerve you do. I have thought about it but never have. I wouldn't like it if it happened to me.
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