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Something I want to do.
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I want to jack off in a public pool so I can impregnate women that decide to swim there. I am so cool.
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Comments (10)
niggawitmoney (9329)
2007-09-03 22:30:49
i thought about that 2 many consequences
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Footfan90 (5641)
2007-09-04 05:06:47
the sperm would die b4 shit happened duh!
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slackjawedyokel (6678)
2007-09-04 07:09:57
whack off in the tub and get your mommy and sissy pregnant before you go big time,junior.
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karl1234 (10371)
2007-09-04 09:49:04
Like Footfan90 says, your sperm will die before any woman gets impregnated.

I'm not actually against you doing this. You obviously want to hurt other peoples lives. So if you spend a bit of time in prison for exposing yourself in public, and get yourself added to a sex-offenders list, you'll really struggle to get any job in future where you could really hurt someone...

So please do jack off my friend. Please do!
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justincase858 (5372)
2007-09-04 17:54:11
firepoker
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cranberri (11177)
2007-10-26 09:37:07
public pools have basically more chlorine than water.... your 'man juice' would die instantly
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ironmaiden (15629)
2008-08-16 14:42:44
i hope your dick will get sucked by the circulation pump
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zoeeybabex (15929)
2008-08-24 10:35:22
so many people getting upset, and its impossible.
lol honestly they be killed and its so unlikely they'd met their 'destination'

:)
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curiousmelon (16400)
2008-09-20 14:58:27
hahahaha yeah you're cool!This was one of the most stupid stories ever
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doucebag69 (29799)
2009-11-02 20:14:54
you are cool
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