Sometimes when I have to pee...

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Just don't flush you fucking retard.

drink it and youll win all the way around.

Ah ok, thats nice.

have pancakes befo' you go to sleep Mistah.

If I have to piss I'm going to fucking piss this goes back to being in Bootcamp and having to request to take a piss. People that think doing a number 1 doesnt need to be flushed are fucking nasty its piss and it doesnt need to sit in the toilet for the rest of the night. Just flush it. If you wake everyone up then so what dont resort to the old days when people had out houses and elected to piss in spitunes in the middle of the nights insted of making the trip out side.

i have my own toilet and i flush it maybe once a week if i get around to it, the water covers up the smell so who cares

priss

you are way too beautiful to be on this site

lol thanks, bless ya.

thanks for sharing that

don't flush 'till the morning - saves loads of water, just splash a little bleach / cleaner in the pan after you've gone to keep it smelling ok

thats disturbing...

I do this, too. And um, no, jackasses. If he doesn't flush, his parents will likely wake him up about it and bitch like my mom does. So.. yeah. Pop bottles, all the way. Just make sure you don't forget about it... After a few months, it's a time bomb.

umm...no but I have pissed in the sink a few times in order to keep from waking someone up.

the sound of the pee hitting the toliet water makes noise ... you fucking retard!

" We got a time bomb, we got a time bomb, we got a time bomb, na nana na." Beck

lol

OMG I used to feel the same way but just flush the toilet and get it over with

I did that for a while; it got nasty though...just try to pee quietly in the toilet

dude just take a piss in the toilet but don't flush it till the morning, ok

ya i dont like to wake my mom shes a light sleeper but i have the rule If its yellow let it mellow if its brown flush it down.. i never flush when i pee its a waste of tonnns of water its ridiculous.. and ya me and my friend peed in cups once cuz we didnt wanna walk upstairs to the bathroom haha.. so do that if u still need to its fine just dont forget about it!

you do realize that the ammonia in piss and the bleach will make a horrible and dangerous toxin that could poison the whole house, right?

Ehh, just wait til the morning to flush the toilet.

what if it gets stuck in the bottle...

That would royally suck.

Either you are really considerate or you have some sort of anxiety disorder.

Uh... I agree with the first dude. Don't flush. And then when you do wake up and you know others are awake, THEN you can flush.

just dont put the piss bottle next to lemonade!

similair but i go in like a tree or a garbage can or something lol

this amuses me greatly

Don't flush?
Your just lazy and don't wanna get out of bed lol

Well, besides the first option which is a great choice, you could also do this option.

Piss in a drink cup from like 7-11 and pour it into a sink when you are done, then use the facet to drain down the urine.

ok this is a simple one my dads a very VERY light sleeper and once he waked up it takes like 2 hrs for him to get back to sleep so i learnd a way around this

piss in the rim so it makes no noise
close the dore and put the lid down and flush the noise gets traped in the toilet and what ever gets out is trapped in the room than wait short bit till the noise subsides than leave the noise would sound like the fridge moter. . . fuck all sound