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Years ago I got a birthday present from a mate. Basically all year he had been using this handkerchief without washing it. I was the lucky recipient of said item. So for the next year I saved up all the fluff that builds up in my belly button and on his next birthday he got a jar with a ball of belly button fluff. (Mine is normally blue/grey by the way) Then the next year he gave me a years collection of ear wax which he had modelled into a little statue of me. All sorts of other bizarre gifts followed and the last one I gave him (just 3 weeks ago) was a years worth of my hot sticky love wee in a biscuit tin. (I wanked in it every day for the whole year) Is any of this normal? Do any other people do crazy presents for their mates?
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Comments (6)
EccentricWeird (3314)
I'm sure there are people who try to make gifts out of the stuff that comes out of them, but I'm also sure that they're not normal.
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cabinet69 (3089)
Why dont you collect the dags off your arse this year for him
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abnormal (3108)
Fuck, that is so fucking touching. All these tokens of friendship, admiration, and now - love? You musta kept the biscuit tin in the freezer, otherwise it woulda got rancid. Don't ask me how I know. Not now, anyway. Did he like it? What's up for next year? You could just spooge your jock every day, letting it dry in between, save all that fucking about the freezer, and believe me, you dirty pervert, it will smell, taste, and feel just FINE.
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donkeyspuzz (3277)
I like the idea of saving my guff-nuts. I'll probably do that one for next year. And make sure I get a couple of stray hairs in there too, the dangleberry ones. Any more suggestions will be appreciated.
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irisheyes (9749)
@: Knuckifyoubuck
Definitly a faggot.
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RoughRider429 (9809)
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard
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