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Spending grandma's birthday money on whores
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She gives me $1000 every year and I spend most of it on prostitutes. I wouldn't spend my own hard-earned money on it, normal?
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if yall properly invested that money at 8 percent yall could build up enough money over a few years to have whores all the time
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Exactamundo my Appalachian friend. Eight percent also happens to be the average return of the S&P 500 index when y'alls include dividend reinvestment. Since y'alls got math skills that include powers, logarithms, and ability to calculate Future Value of an Annuity, you should spread your financial knowledge to the kin folk.

Keep the daughters-in-law off all alcohol while theys pregnant. And, buy the grand-kids a board game called "Cash Flow". Here's a link for y'alls, and remember that an upgrade to the game called Cashflow 202 can teach yer family hedge fund investment techniques like short selling.

https://www.amazon.com/Robert-Kiyosaki-Rich-Dad-Race/dp/B002LGDASK/ref=sr_1_2
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I cant believe you would do that with your grandma's money.thats real low.
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Seems like your grandmom is a sweet woman. You shouldn't waste that money.
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You can do what you want with it, I suppose. If she knits you a jumper, it's customary to send a thank you note with photographic evidence of you wearing it, so the least you can do is film your encounter with the prostitutes and send it to her. Alternatively, ask her to squat over a glass table and take a shit while you lie underneath it masturbating.
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Glass bottom boat.
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Sog
Take pictures and send them to grandma so she knows that her money is well spent.
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I wish I got 1,000 extra dollars every year. I can think of so many things I could buy like another bookshelf, more dumbbells, or a few 3ds games. But anyway, It's your money. Do what you want with it. Just make sure you're practicing safe sex so you don't catch any diseases or have one of them try to pin a kid on you.
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Yup, problem is that safe sex with prostitutes doesn't exist. 1000 is a lot, you could find a healthy girl and take her out with less than that amount. Don't take my advice, since you surely have already got a disease and haven't noticed yet (you would infect the girl and that is lower than low)
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sourgrapes
No its not bloody well normal.ffs.
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I don't see anything wrong with it. It's a gift to do anything you want with it. Just make sure you wrap it up and be safe!
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FuckingNigger
I like your name xD
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Babybloodknuckles
Fucking asshole!!
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YES!!!!
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I hope she finds out how you waste what she gives you, and then cuts you off. You'll probably get some fleas and disease.
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YOLO
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YES ITS NORMAL. Where I live its a common thing to buy drugs with your birthday money, and ive been doing it since 15. She wants you to have fun with it, which is what youre doing
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Who cares man. As long as you don't mess with prostitutes all the time and stay clean(no STD's) then you should be fine. You only get that money once a year so it's probably nice to splurge into something you usually wouldn't. I don't blame you though
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