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spiderman
i like to do the "spiderman" on women i fuck.
what you do is: you bang them from behind, when they are on all fours, then as you're getting close to coming, you pretend you are going to whip it out and put it on their backs, but really, you cum into your hand and spit on their back instead.
then you say "i love you" or some stupid shit like that, then when she's all like "aww i love you too", as she turns to face you, you whip your hand out towards her face and chuck the spunk right in her fuckin kisser and shout "SPIDERMAAAAAAAN"!!
then u gotta hit "play" on your remote and have the original 1950s spiderman theme tune blast out on the stereo.
then i refuse to pay them and throw them out haha! or sometimes i wee on them.
does anyone else like to do the SPIDERMAAAAANN!!
what you do is: you bang them from behind, when they are on all fours, then as you're getting close to coming, you pretend you are going to whip it out and put it on their backs, but really, you cum into your hand and spit on their back instead.
then you say "i love you" or some stupid shit like that, then when she's all like "aww i love you too", as she turns to face you, you whip your hand out towards her face and chuck the spunk right in her fuckin kisser and shout "SPIDERMAAAAAAAN"!!
then u gotta hit "play" on your remote and have the original 1950s spiderman theme tune blast out on the stereo.
then i refuse to pay them and throw them out haha! or sometimes i wee on them.
does anyone else like to do the SPIDERMAAAAANN!!
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