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I am 13 and i have been masterbating since I was 12. I started out giving myself a hand-job but then I found out other ways. I like spiting on my penis and spiting on my hands and then rubing my penis up and down. Its the only way I get pleasure quik and nice.
Is this normal?
Do you think it's normal?
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Anonymous
2006-06-17 17:41:16
Guys have been doing it that way for hundreds of years . . .
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Anonymous
2006-06-17 19:17:32
Even monkeys do it.
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Anonymous
2006-06-27 12:49:34
@: Anonymous
You aren't normal sir, I hate to tell you this, but you're a fat sick fucker.


LEEEEEEERRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYY JEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNKKKKKIIIIIIINNNNNNNNSSSSSS
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Sublime (2601)
2006-07-03 12:52:39
No that is NOT normal!

Normal would be if you use manly things such as Vodka, Whiskey or even After Shave. Spit?? Spit is for pussies! Literally.
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Peep_ (2600)
2006-07-03 13:11:17
@: Sublime
Funny, not what you say to me when I am giving you head and salivating all over your C*ck.

By the way subby, the vodka and sex down go!!! Brewers droop mean any think? However the empty bottle proved quite useful as an alternative.
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Sublime (2601)
2006-07-03 13:23:32
Honey, by the amounts you drink, blaming me for it of course, getting a blow job from you is the equivalent of dipping my dick into a bottle of Smirnoff!

The Blue one so.
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Peep_ (2600)
2006-07-03 13:26:58
Is that what made you sterile? I just though you were pickled by now.
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feisal (3048)
2006-08-02 08:26:46
@: Peep_
IF... you can piss just a little when you're hard, that can help too (but some guys can't, it takes practice!)
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