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About once a week, I stick a spoon in my vagina and scrape out the moisture and gunk in there and eat it. I know this isn't normal.
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (18)
Anonymous
2006-08-05 22:59:35
weird bitch
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cabinet69 (3089)
2006-08-06 05:48:43
Can I come over for dinner. What size spoon do you use
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Muhlyssa (3107)
2006-08-06 11:29:27
@: cabinet69
a teaspoon of course.
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Ladybug (3106)
2006-08-06 12:14:01
I think maybe you should see a professional about this.
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Ladybug (3106)
2006-08-06 12:24:39
I think maybe you should talk to a professional.
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CrazyMoFo (1953)
2006-08-12 14:13:39
Put the spoon down !
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dogface017 (3211)
2006-08-13 03:04:10
that almost as gross as a guy eating his on cum
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CrazyMoFo (1953)
2006-08-14 20:18:25
Yeah dogface017, then i guess you missed that post. It's titled "Swallow your own load".
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Preacher-man (3521)
2006-09-01 02:03:55
Do you beleive in God? Because it sounds like you don't! Thats worse than gay dudes! Cause I'm strait as an arrow.And what you do sounds kind of strange to me.Cause I'm Catholic.
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NixIsia (3547)
2006-09-03 19:03:45
Wow, so instead of grabbing a tub of icecream you whip your pants down and eat your self?


Kinky. In a bad way.
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Lolaids (3689)
2006-09-10 22:27:37
Sounds like Aids.
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Consequence (3660)
2006-09-10 22:38:20
I hope you disinfect the metal spoon, though I bet you use a fucking mouldy wooden salad spoon.
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Freedomofspeech (3655)
2006-09-20 13:52:54
If you've got enough gunk in your cooze that you can clean it out with a spoon, I suggest you see your GYN.
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donkeyspuzz (3277)
2006-09-20 15:13:18
Do you use the same spoon each time and not wash it? Filthy, that's why I like you.
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ieatapples (2710)
2006-09-20 21:05:13
thats disgusting. extremely gross...

gags
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demonus (3830)
2006-09-25 01:21:43
So you could use more spoons and freeze them for popsicles. How many licks would it take to get to the center of your popsicle?

lol faucked up!!
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roger49 (3711)
2006-10-18 15:54:34
nauseous...
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canint (9291)
2007-07-10 07:49:55
wtf.
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