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Straight people
First of all, let me make it clear that I don't hate straight people and I'm not heterophobic or anything like that. I have a number of straight people in my family. But like many decent people, I'm very concerned with the pushing of the straight agenda on our society. It seems like everywhere you turn you're bombarded by the media telling you that you should accept this kind of behavior. I really don't care if you're straight, just don't push it in my face. I mean, you look at the tabloids and all you'll see are pictures of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt holding their baby. That's sending a message that heterosexual behavior is okay. What if kids see those pictures? I don't want to explain to my son why a man and a woman are out holding hands in broad daylight! He's too young to understand and it might confuse him. But it's well-known that heterosexuals target children. My son was reading Harry Potter, which I thought was good decent stuff. But then I found out that at the end of the book all the characters get married...to the opposite sex! I know some people may not agree with me, but in my religion it's a sin to marry the opposite sex. I just don't want my son to turn straight. I don't want him getting a girl pregnant or catching AIDS. Straight activists like to say that "AIDS isn't a stright disease" even though 90 percent of AIDS cases are in heterosexuals. It's not hate to point that out, it's just a fact. I think there should be a law that denies them the right to marry. By the way, I'm not heterophibic.
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if it is not a joke then i hope you die in a horrible way!
You are anti heterosexual
But you have a son?
I DONT GET IT!!
It;s making fun of people like you guys who are saying all the negative stuff about it right now.
hulloooo...
Straight people rant like that all the time. 'the media throws homosexuality at us, it's against my religion, our kids will be effected, they'll get aids, no, I don't hate homosexuals'.
You are a genius.
Borderline brilliant, perhaps. ;]
Infact you need help from a provesional because non of that made sense. Parents of today would prefere their children grown up in a hetrosexual world than homosexual, as that is how humans carry on.
That was great, wicked satire.
Although, it was pretty blunt. I'm not sure how some people on here don't understand this...