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First of all, let me make it clear that I don't hate straight people and I'm not heterophobic or anything like that. I have a number of straight people in my family. But like many decent people, I'm very concerned with the pushing of the straight agenda on our society. It seems like everywhere you turn you're bombarded by the media telling you that you should accept this kind of behavior. I really don't care if you're straight, just don't push it in my face. I mean, you look at the tabloids and all you'll see are pictures of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt holding their baby. That's sending a message that heterosexual behavior is okay. What if kids see those pictures? I don't want to explain to my son why a man and a woman are out holding hands in broad daylight! He's too young to understand and it might confuse him. But it's well-known that heterosexuals target children. My son was reading Harry Potter, which I thought was good decent stuff. But then I found out that at the end of the book all the characters get married...to the opposite sex! I know some people may not agree with me, but in my religion it's a sin to marry the opposite sex. I just don't want my son to turn straight. I don't want him getting a girl pregnant or catching AIDS. Straight activists like to say that "AIDS isn't a stright disease" even though 90 percent of AIDS cases are in heterosexuals. It's not hate to point that out, it's just a fact. I think there should be a law that denies them the right to marry. By the way, I'm not heterophibic.
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LOL, this is great! :)
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if this is a joke, is not funny
if it is not a joke then i hope you die in a horrible way!
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Just to be clear.....

You are anti heterosexual

But you have a son?

I DONT GET IT!!
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Its clearly a joke, and I think it was brilliant.
It;s making fun of people like you guys who are saying all the negative stuff about it right now.
hulloooo...
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BEAUTIFULLY SAID!
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@: galeni
and your an idiot!
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Pancakes fo' everyone. Made wid mah bress' milk. Yes sah!!!
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Lol, this is funny, nice one.
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you sir, are and idiot
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That was an awesome, wonderful, and very well-said satire on the hateful ignorance that prevails in the American society - the same kind that galeni and imtherealtom are stuck with. Thank you for such a wonderful post. Kudos!
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You want your son to be gay because straight is against your religion? How about accepting everyone for their choices. You can't change the world you just have to not let it affect you.
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Dude, it's brilliant.
Straight people rant like that all the time. 'the media throws homosexuality at us, it's against my religion, our kids will be effected, they'll get aids, no, I don't hate homosexuals'.

You are a genius.
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Hilarious. Nicely done. You know what I love about the internet? All the people that couldn't recognize joke if it bent them over and let them have it.
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Hehe. Very nice.

Borderline brilliant, perhaps. ;]
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I'm confused. o.O
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lmao, made my day. Anyone who didn't get that this is a joke should just go die. Stupid people dont deserve life.
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Ummmm, that was just confusing. Did you just make up any random religion??

Infact you need help from a provesional because non of that made sense. Parents of today would prefere their children grown up in a hetrosexual world than homosexual, as that is how humans carry on.
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HOW DO YOU GET THROUGH LIFE???
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stupid people should live? wtf r u on!
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Haha,

That was great, wicked satire.

Although, it was pretty blunt. I'm not sure how some people on here don't understand this...
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wow that was pure talent u took the words of a homophobe and replaced gay with straight...wow!
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Nor I! I thought it was excellent!
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It does go to show how silly people can be (Doh!) and that just adds to the point.
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HAHA! this is so satirical, it's like you took a comment about gays and replaced "homosexual" with "heterosexual" and "Ricky Martin and his gay lover and baby" with "Bradgelina".

I'd have to say this is rather well written! 'Tis as if I were in Opposite Land!
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that was fucking awesome! LOL.
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Brilliant sir or madam, absolutely brilliant :D
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ok, im confused, u hve a son but you cnt marry the opposite sex o.O What religion is it anyways?
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hornsby123
OK, faggotry is around for a very simple reason. Faggy boys are genetically predisposed to having higher levels of oestrogen, which overrides their testosterone and transforms them into mincing, lisping bumders. Why does this unfortunate phenotype persist you ask? Why isn't it wiped out via natural selection like other negative mutations? Well, the sisters of queers also have higher Oestrogen, thus predisposessing them to be sluttier and so have more children. This of course causes the high oestrogen locus - the 'gay gene' if you will, to be passed on to the offspring of these women. The higher whoreability of these women means the lack of children produced by the gay males in the family is outweighed, and thus the mutation does not die out like it would if it was simply Y-linked. Gay men are an no more than an unfortunate side effect, a sacrifice for the greater good.
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Excuse me but erm... WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU ON ABOUT? Being hetrosexual has always been accepted ever since the world was created! You've obviously made your own religion up for god knows why...
Either you're really stupid or just plane jokin about this whole thing for the fun of it. Either way, you really need some help (•ิ.•ั)
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Him
Lol, I love how some people don't get the joke! Makes my day ;)
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Im guessing you're the one who wrote the post... Clever but lame at the same time, people like you have way too much time on their hands if you don't mind me saying =]
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