Strange things turn me on
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When me and my girlfriend are building up to sex... (foreplay) i cant help but mucking things up, by putting on silly voices as if my penis is talking. This has lost be 4 previous girlfriends. or i just say the most inapropriate things i can think of... its not good, and i need help!

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Crazydiamond (3320)

2009-09-08 09:00:49

It's simple - don't say anything, good, bad or otherwise. Problem solved.

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Strange things turn me on 1 Comment

Strange things turn me on
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