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There are these 2 girls that are like crazy about me (i know because they keep saying it), and i really really don't like either of them. they keep saying how much they wanna be in a relationship and stuff no matter how much i say no.so I got extremely irritated one day. i did something extremely stupid. i asked one of them out to shut them both up about it. now the one i asked out is worse than both of them combined before. i figured i would learn to like her later, but i'm hating her more and more. on top of that, she's about as dense as a 200 year old oak tree, re-inforced with steel and painted in a metallic base paint. on the first (and thankfully the only so far) she asked me to bring her cousin, who just happens to be my best friend. even he was shocked at her stupidity on that day (and he's not all that bright himself. he even admits it). someone tell me: is she normal, cos i never really hang around girls (i get a lil shy, so i tend to avoid them) or am i just fulla sh*t? both is not an option. PS to all sexist females, burn all you want about all guys are this and that. you know girls are just as bad, and in MOST cases worse.
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TheSociopath102 (19798)
3/17/09
lmao dude . just brake up with her see if that works . if it doesnt , then get a new Gf.

now if either of those work , then damn man im srr lol o rmove i guess

good luck
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Solimorphic (20553)
3/17/09
So you began dating a girl to "get her to shut up" about you?

I never heard of that strategy before. Seems they will just talk MORE.

I remember the wacky ones were easier to make a move on. Look at her as a Girl and just have fun if she is fu*kable. That would be my plan.
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generalknowledge (19813)
3/18/09
correction. i'm dating a girl so thet she AND some other girl would shut up about me. she talks the same amount, but what she says is muuuuuch more irritating than when both of them were talking so much. and no, she's not fuckable. besides, i'm a strong believer in selebacy.
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imjusthere (21627)
4/5/09
I don't feel sorry for you at all. You asked for it. Just break up with her and stop talking to both of them if they bother you that much.
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JoeyAnne (21868)
4/13/09
whoa buddy, girls in most cases are worse? i'm no sexist, but thats a really mean thing to say.

without a doubt, we're all the same. i believe it depends on how much attention we got when we were raised. these girls probably didnt get a lot of attention, they're not stupid, they're just lonely. and for you to ask one of them out, gives them reason to believe they're worth something, and is thus, WORSE. dont blame her, just dump her. at least she'll have some sorta hope that someone will give her attention, and maybe this time not outta pity.
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ooonooonymoos (22742)
5/17/09
cheat on her with the other chick, that would be Hilarius.


Anyway, whats wrong with attention?
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Incognito_Insano (23828)
6/4/09
Ohhhh man the idea's that are running threw my head right now! Man ohhh man.. You'll regret not doing what I'm thinking later down the road...
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Ollieo
9/5/09
Ha - well this is pretty funny - and a rare take on how boorish some girls can be. Not sure yours was a very clever strategy though.
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nothing2 (29013)
10/24/09
emotions and iq how can you tell?
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alexisfreak (33614)
1/13/10
This is actually very common. No offense females, but some of you can be soooooo dumb. I mean really. You ask the most obvious questions. Are you trying to make us guys look smarter? If you are, it is working very well. Just break up with the b*tch and ignore them. They just like to see you react and pay attention to them.
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Golden (34646)
1/13/10
Sounds like you got yourself into a pickle. If I were you I would just break up with her and if she got confrontational say, "things just didn't work out". Now I'm not saying that's the right thing to say or do, that is just what I would say and do. By the way, I commend your celibacy. I also wonder if she really is as dumb as you say. Could she maybe be holding back? Just asking because one time I told a friend about a recent date I went on. I'm a chick and I told her that the guy and I got on the subject of books. He said he read a Stephan King (which is awesome)and I said I was reading Suetonis' 'The Twelve Caesars' she was horrified. She was like: 'Why would you tell him you read a historic book like that? He probably thinks you're a geek'. I could care less if he thought I was a geek, I was being honest. But maybe, like my friend, she's afraid of sounding too smart or something. Anyway I was just wondering if that could be your girls problem don't think I'm calling you a liar or anything, I'm just curious for myself. Hope things work out for you!
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MissAimi (36931)
2/16/10
Dude, it sounds like your going to have to be mean. I mean REALLY mean. She'll break up with you if your mean enough, if that would make you feel better.

btw. this is a common thing, it sounds like these girls are competing with each other instead of fighting over you. Their most likely pretending to be stupid to make you feel smarter. its a bad strategy but so was yours so i guess you're even.

Girls are competitive, judgmental, scheming, selfish, Bitches. So are boys so we're even on that level too.=)
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BOYracer88 (38240)
5/18/10
cheat on her with the other one to make her hate you, ask the other one out, then cheat on her too, problem solved lmao!
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jean (46796)
6/8/10
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