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sucking my own shlong
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i can suck my own shlong but would i impress a woman
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Comments (12)
Dakota583 (6394)
2007-04-02 17:41:34
are u sure it wont give him the aids???
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Anoynmous (7085)
2007-04-02 17:48:01
I'm a logically endowed genius

Ew?
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rebelgirl92 (6482)
2007-04-02 18:05:55
hell to the mutha fuckin naw thats nasty
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ChrisUFC (7139)
2007-04-02 18:12:10
yes just you saying it empresses me
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Fredric (7168)
2007-04-02 18:23:23
it feels really good dont nock it till ya tried it
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Knock_It_off (6904)
2007-04-02 18:37:27
I'd be impressed of you can sniff your own ass. It doesn't take much to amuse me.
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dukepost (6726)
2007-04-02 19:47:22
I am a dude, so do not know if it would impress women, but I am sure as hell impressed.
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tzam91 (2719)
2007-04-02 21:22:18
i can too
lol
about 2 years now
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little_white_angel (6940)
2007-04-03 13:18:38
no
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TAngelo (7096)
2007-04-06 12:13:15
no.
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chiefandy (5927)
2007-04-08 15:29:18
i say dont show her but dont stop.
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MatthewDark (10431)
2007-09-07 03:50:35
I can do it too
Some girls will claim (especially online) that they are not impressed by it and guys will call you gay.
Neither is true.
When word got around that I could do that, you know how many private e-mails I got asking me to show ppl that I could do it? Most of them were girls too. Then again, the younger they are, the more curious and sexually awakened they are too.
Guys are jealous that you can do it and girls are jealous that you can get yourself off with your own mouth better than they can.
ignore the haters, ignore the self-righteous feminists and over-masculine losers
Enjoy it =)
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