Suicide

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A lot of people wonder about this, actually. It's not that uncommon at all.

Why dont you make out to drown sneak back to land and watch your funeral then swimm back to a beach. EASY

i think its pritty normal actually
i mean i've thought the exact same way.
you don't want to die but it would be cool to see who cares about you enough to go to your funeral, chances are alot of people. :}

chances are very few lol :D

if i wrote that i'd say good cos if you went i'd chop your legs off lol

that's normal. it's like who really cares.

I don't think its too normal. It's stupid as hell actually. End your life just to see who showed up. Be careful maybe you'll be looking up at their feet and not down at their heads. I don't know.

my uncle was one of those kinda guys who didnt care how many ppl would go to his funeral, he just wanted to end his life.. and i somtimes wonder if he knew how many ppl would come.. i mean we had ppl fly in from all over the country.. it wasnt like just a funeral, it was months of greiving, i dont know what kinda emotions your toying with but if your depressed your 3 aunt from wisconsin didnt fly in for your 16 brthday party and woner if she yould even go to your funeral the answer is yes.. what you can do is think of how mny ppl you think would go and then times it by ten cause im sure thats how many lifes your hae impacted..

i do it all the time but i think what would ppl say..like "i wish if i was nicer to her she wouldnt of killed herself"...but everyone else says it normal and i dont dissagree

OMG I THINK ABOUT THE SAME THING BUT THEN COME BACK TO LIFE DUDE I SO FEEL YOU RIGHT NOW !!!

Fuck you creationists. When you die you don't go to fucking heaven or hell, you go into your mother's anus and you live there for eternity, you damn nigras.

Yes, suicide is the only answer. Just make sure you traumatize many little children on your way out.

Also, I wouldn't come you asshole.

i would come. try it out: kill yourself and see if I come.

you should drink bleach...tell me how it goes

yes, i too have had that similiar thought. It is a common thought that I think everyone thinks about, even Mark Twain's Adventures of Tom Sawyer, they fake their own death and watched the funeral. Didnt turn out all that great for them though :)

ever read tom sawyer where tom & huck watched their funeral? i'm sure it's not worth dying, cuz once that happpens i'm sure you'll have other fish to fry than watching some boring old earth funeral.

I've thought of that before but no. thats fukked.

Kill yourself. More bandwidth on here for me

Never kill yourself... what a waste of life!

It's easiest to stop thinking about it if you just fucking do it.

well that's kinda weird but its worth the wait 2 find out!

No fucker would come so no need to worry about it, there would just be the burial guys and you in the box, no mourners, no fuck all.

omg, i feel the same way, i just want to see if anybody would be sad too see me go

i wonder about this too =]

Loads of people think about it. Why are people so unable to hear someone talk about suicide without saying, "Do it?"

Die punk Die.

do it, kill yourself. Food for the worms is all I can say.

when it's my turn to go i will make sure they drop my coffin and i'll roll out of it in front of my young relatives with my tongue hanging out and stare at them...this should mentally scar them for life...i will laugh my head off as i skate into hell on my roller blades wearing long 70's basketball socks and a condom on my stiff member...nothing else. The devil will play a solo with his fender electric guitar whilst flicking his tongue and welcoming me to his lair.

EMOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Cool dude that is so righteously outrageous!

i'm insulting you

I don't see anything wrong with planning your funeral, if you got money, make it elaborate and self-important because it's the last day you can get in on some comments, make up a will to piss off everyone you know, etc.

Or you could be like me and not give a damn if you sit and rot and smell so bad you make others around you puke.

It's just a shell, you won't be here to know anything. Don't commit suicide, because you can't come back and tell everyone about it. Stupid idea.

So, get your mind off the subject! I've read personal stories from parents about suicide on a suicide-victims-help forum and this one kid, like you, was interested in it as a psychological subject, so interested that he did it and did it quitely badly too.

Good luck, and if you do it, I consider you really fucking stupid, but ballsy.