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o.k. Last night I caught a crank head trying to break into my car with a busted mop. Apparently he thought he could put a Mod on this old tool and slim-jim my door.
The dog was going nuts, looked out the window, got out of bed, put my jeans & boots on and ran outside. He says "I locked my keys in there". I said "These Keys!?". Then I clocked him hard above his jaw. He just looked at me. So I smashed him in the face again, he went down. I must have kicked him furiously 15 times. But this crazy asshole got up and ran!!(he left me the mop "tool" though).

So, Is it normal to have juiced up super humans running around at night? probably... But I beat that fuck like Superfly.
Drugs make you a retarded punching bag, kids.
And I will/love to hand out Justice.

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cabinet69 (3089)
2006-10-10 03:08:33
Just starting to see this shit in Australia with Ice
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CrazyMoFo (1953)
2006-10-10 04:09:03
I think u should dress in blue, yellow, and red spandex, with a brown utlity belt and use a huge american flag as a cape. Then swing from roof top to roof top seeking out the criminals. Oh and stand infront of gas stations and 7/11's in ur area, waiting for those criminals to show up and then, beat them to a bloody pulp. You might as well take their cash, wallets, and jewelery. So they can have a taste of their own medicine, Just dont stick around for the cops. Or u might see urself on the news.

Peace Out Playa

The CrazyMoFo
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x.princess.x (3703)
2006-10-10 06:27:37
lmao nice one
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Freedomofspeech (3655)
2006-10-10 14:38:14
Speed is like sticking an Energizer battery in your ass- you keep going and going.....you could have cut this dudes head off and likely the cops would have never found the body.
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roger49 (3711)
2006-10-16 22:14:51
Some of those drugs do strange things to people. next time bring a machete
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sarge (4651)
2006-12-07 08:17:15
i think you shouldn't beat someone up.
even if they are trying to break into yr car.


what... is it some kind of macho guy thing?
like, you have to beat this guy up to prove how amazing you are?


because it sounds pretty pathetic to me.
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Laika (5013)
2006-12-31 14:38:43
You sound like you really loved all that violence: stop taking the law into your own hands.
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absolutezero (5199)
2007-01-10 15:39:28
adrenaline?
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WhiteRaven (4613)
2007-02-12 15:02:57
would people stop condemning him? he was right to hurt the guy. what was he supposed to do? brew him a nice cup of tea? the guy tried to steal his car. maybe the guy will learn that if you're gonna try to steal something you have to be smart about it! thus stupidity is decreased.
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ANALAREA51 (6329)
2007-03-06 01:55:22
i think you should shove a fucking dildo up your ass and go take a shit right after you fkcin lying faggot
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dukepost (6726)
2007-05-15 02:26:48
If this is true, good job. Crank (Crystal Meth for those who do not know) is probably THE worst drug. Worse than even heroin or crack. If the Aussies are just starting to have problems with it, expect it to get very bad before it gets better. Here in the U.S. it is a huge problem in many places, and thank God or whoever that it is finally starting to get better. All smurf-ass iced out fucks deserve to be in jail. They are true scum.
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Neuroticism (9109)
2007-07-02 06:55:45
Kick him again, damnit. :(

I wanna hear of more viiioollenncce, hahahahehehe.
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dontaskwhy (8791)
2007-07-10 00:53:55
some dudes tryin to steal his car. Dont insult this guy ill bet all u pu55ys would be like "sire would u care to also steal my wallet and dog fluffy? come in come in id love to make u some coffee" hell no every man/16 person on this site (unless ur a wu55 b4g) would've shot him. i wouldve chined him to a tree so the cops could arrest him
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JackTheSnipper (10789)
2007-09-25 07:31:55
You should have chained him up and brought him to my attic. That's where I do all my brutal torturing.
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irisheyes (9749)
2007-11-30 13:33:56
You ran outside with your keys? what were you gonna do? let him borrow your car.

Fake posts always give themselves away.

I feel the same way about tweakers but this story is obviously fake.
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