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SUPRISE BUTT SEX
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Is it normal to run up behind random people on the street, grab their ass and yell SUPRISE BUTT SEX!!, then run away?
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (16)
smithee (4389)
2007-06-07 09:59:00
yes
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ChrisUFC (7139)
2007-06-07 10:29:34
If you live in Key West with fellow homo's then yes. Anywhere else besides San Fransico, no.
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MightOfTheMass (6096)
2007-06-07 10:56:00
Not normal no, in fact if someone did it to me, I would knock them into the middle of next week.

Then, the Great White Rodent would deliver the relevant justice to such 'dickheads'.
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CrazyMoFo (1953)
2007-06-07 16:23:33
Its only normal if the person u grab, turns and grabs ur balls and yells "Homo".
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mm2184 (5042)
2007-06-07 22:07:45
no. that's just idiotic. and you always run the risk of getting your ass kicked.
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Phantasma (8744)
2007-06-07 23:32:41
i only do it to girls, by the way so the homo-factor is out of the question
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galeni (2821)
2007-06-08 23:10:28
i will give it a try. but the homo thing is out too
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Dom101 (8776)
2007-06-08 23:16:15
normal? no. funny for those observing? just a bit
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Steve3D (9523)
2007-08-24 07:27:01
Us who don't live in the states beleive all yanks are like that. It's easy. Look at your president. The most powerful fucking idiot that ever lived.
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Orochimaru (9975)
2007-08-24 09:45:11
yeah mi friend wrote that, he does that all the time
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glasswilderness (5971)
2007-08-24 18:47:21
I think suprise sodomy works better...the alliteration gives it a nice touch.
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Chris__UFC (11500)
2007-11-08 15:21:56
I think your a homo you fucking cock wheel
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turnstile43 (9189)
2007-11-25 01:11:55
just watch out for gay guys that say gimme more
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roadrunnerxo (21317)
2009-04-12 20:13:08
hahaha!!! THATS DELIGHTFUL! they like it.
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icepeople (20848)
2009-06-07 12:27:44
You're going to end up arrested for sexual battery.
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tinkerbell800 (24211)
2009-06-15 00:14:43
ewwwwwwww no wtf why would you do that!!!!!!
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