Surprise Buttsex
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Is it normal for me to randomly run around the mall ass raping people screaming "Surprise buttsex!!"

I do it daily. Almost everyday.

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junodude (4255)

2006-11-27 22:29:10

SWEET DIDALEEWACK!!!!! yes

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EccentricWeird (3314)

2006-11-28 00:16:22

Most people would try to make money off of shoving dick(s) into people... We call them "male prostitutes"

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roger49 (3711)

2006-11-29 01:01:30

@: EccentricWeird

Or manwhores, but you're probably to fat and ugly to make a living like that so you just have to settle for ass-raping everyone.

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Orochimaru (9975)

2007-11-29 18:55:26

no...

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Surprise Buttsex 4 Comments

Surprise Buttsex
4 Comments