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Surprise Buttsex

Is it normal for me to randomly run around the mall ass raping people screaming "Surprise buttsex!!"

I do it daily. Almost everyday.
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (4)
SWEET DIDALEEWACK!!!!! yes
Most people would try to make money off of shoving dick(s) into people... We call them "male prostitutes"
Or manwhores, but you're probably to fat and ugly to make a living like that so you just have to settle for ass-raping everyone.
no...