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tampon and urine sampling

Ok Im a guy and I work in an office with a woman and we two have our own restroom..she is really cute and has really big boobs and she is very nice.anyway a few months back we both had to take drug tests.so she goes into our bathroom first and you have to pee in a cup and then pour it in a little vial and your name is put on it and the guy from the lab takes it away to test.anyway when I go into do mine I saw my her pee cup in the trash.and I picked it up and there was like a teaspoon of pee in the bottom of it and before i knew it I turned it up and drank it.since then I have gotten her used tampon applicators out of the garbage and tasted and licked them.It makes me exteremely horny to do this stuff.we are both seeing other people so there isnt anything but a business relationship between us.Im sure she would die if she knew what I was doing in the bathroom with her stuff and so would my girlfriend.Im hoping to get lucky and find her poopy toliet paper someday but so far she flushes all of it if she even ever dumps a load at work.Is this weird or would any guy lick a hot womans tampon applicator if he could?and girls do you think its weird or do you consider it flattery if you found out a guy was checking out your personal trash discards?
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (8)
please don't try to make me puke
Are you for real? or is this a fake post?
I'm female and thats really nasty!!!!!!! ewwww!!!!
I might sniff it but I wouldnt lick it
ew cabby. yucky
I have to go with cabby i might sniff it to but never lick it.
let me just say a woman would have to be totally over the top in beauty for me to lick her used tampon applicator and I dont think no chick alive is hot enough for me to lick or whatever you intend to do with her poop paper.Now as to the pee I drank some pee in sex play and its not too bad---if you like the taste of hot salt water but it is prety hot drinking it straight out of chick-cold pee in a cup Im not so sure.
Is it normal? I'm going to vomit. If I was that woman and I found out about your disgusting habits, I would report you and then take your job.