Hey buddy...your doing it ALL wrong...
First, you have to bring a pan of olive oil to a sizzle...
Then you must put some diced onions in the oil to make a nice base...Sprinkle some sea salt in for extra flavor...
Then get a cup of melted butter and start rubbing the shit outta your dick...
Upon climax, aim your ureter into the sizzling pan...
After all is done...Shoot yourself with a gun...cuz ur a fucking moron
I think it tastes rank, but maybe that's just because the boys I play with drink too much Mountain Dew, or just won't cum at all. Even so, I've known enough boys who did that, but not EVERY time. If it's a compulsion, worry. Otherwise, there are much grosser things people put in their mouths.
well guys i tasted my own several times, its okay, but yesterday i got drunk and had sex with a friend of mine and i drank all his cum, it was awesome experience, i loved it!!!!
I eat my own sperm several times a week and have been for years. I masturbate until sperm flows from my cock, stop short of climaxing, fill my hand and hungerly eat it. I do this several times before I climax.
I love that technique, too. And I always have a some in the freezer so that I can have a load or 2 in my mouth while I jackoff. If you love your own, you'll probably love someone elses too. mmmmmm, cum.
I can only taste or swallow it if I freeze it and use it the next time I masturbate, my libido completely dies after I shoot and I no longer have the desire to eat a fresh load. I do love to save up several in a small container and freeze it then enjoy all of it at one time. I'm sure a warm load would taste better than the cold stuff but I just can't do it.
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First, you have to bring a pan of olive oil to a sizzle...
Then you must put some diced onions in the oil to make a nice base...Sprinkle some sea salt in for extra flavor...
Then get a cup of melted butter and start rubbing the shit outta your dick...
Upon climax, aim your ureter into the sizzling pan...
After all is done...Shoot yourself with a gun...cuz ur a fucking moron
I do like precum, but cum isn't very nice >_< (Plus, it hurts like hell when you accidently shoot it in yer eye X_X)
I don't get these people thattalk about eaten their own semen. But, I guess it's no different than when a guy pulls out and have him clean you off.
It´s realy good.