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Telephone wank
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One night when my wife was out I wanted to try phone sex. So I rang one up and was masturbating away when suddenly my wife came home early and caught me masturbating on the phone.

The problem is I didnt stop masturbating when she caught me but I did slow down as a mark of respect.

Was tha a normal reaction?
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (10)
24hourman (7306)
2007-12-23 04:43:56
try ringing the operator or an insurance line and jack off as you are talking to the female operator! well recommended,but takes guts and a stable voice!
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cabinet70 (4440)
2007-12-23 04:44:42
record it for the nets too
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Chris_Ufc (8299)
2007-12-23 07:11:41
Could this be considered cheating?
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Joho1010 (12361)
2007-12-23 08:19:39
Wow.... Slowing down. Shoulda stopped.

If you wanted to have phone sex and your wife was out, why didnt you call her? I mean I would like if i was married to a man and he did that it would be hott.
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slackjawedyokel (6678)
2007-12-23 08:29:26
sad.
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Orochimaru (9975)
2007-12-23 10:18:24
That is cool if it is yoir thing...
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draven (12810)
2008-01-15 05:37:36
roflmao
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lovesong (12955)
2008-01-18 16:31:44
motherfuckin creep.
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maxwelhouser (13368)
2008-02-09 07:36:43
i can be your freind dot call me
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JanIAm (10668)
2008-02-09 07:45:50
Respectful. I'm impressed.
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