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"THAT'S SO GAY" RANT
I hate when people say "That's so gay" about inanimate objects. That is the phrase of people who live and breathe stupidity in its purest form.
One time, someone told me my backpack was gay. My BACKPACK. Yes, in the grand scheme of things, my backpack prefers to mate with other backpacks of the same sex. I found homoerotic magazines under his bed. There were highly explicit pictures of backpacks taking it up the C.D. player compartment by other backpacks. They unzipped each other, poured shreds of old homework papers on each other, you name it. There were even interracial pictures between a purse and backpack, carryall and bookbag, and even a dirty little centerfold with a Gym bag completely open with its straps spread-eagled.
If people say "That's so Gay" when they insult something why don't they say "That's so straight" when they want to compliment it? What if something isn't really as BAD as being gay, would you say "That's bisexual" or "That's transgender" or even "That has closet crossdressing tendencies"?
Should I be institutionalized? Comments.
One time, someone told me my backpack was gay. My BACKPACK. Yes, in the grand scheme of things, my backpack prefers to mate with other backpacks of the same sex. I found homoerotic magazines under his bed. There were highly explicit pictures of backpacks taking it up the C.D. player compartment by other backpacks. They unzipped each other, poured shreds of old homework papers on each other, you name it. There were even interracial pictures between a purse and backpack, carryall and bookbag, and even a dirty little centerfold with a Gym bag completely open with its straps spread-eagled.
If people say "That's so Gay" when they insult something why don't they say "That's so straight" when they want to compliment it? What if something isn't really as BAD as being gay, would you say "That's bisexual" or "That's transgender" or even "That has closet crossdressing tendencies"?
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(God forbid, if the backpack was yellow. All the other backpacks would point and whisper, "That one's into watersports.") I'm partial to the term 'lame' but inanimate objects cannot be so either, hence they have no legs, so in fact they don't have a leg to stand on, excluding tables, chairs and such of course. The original post is neither 'gay' nor 'lame' either but does sound verrry familiar.
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LIKE
how else can you discribe a fanny pack?
You are an idotic, babbling, cretinous little colonoscopist's dream come true. Seriously, you have a fist up you ass so often Muppets pity you.
I'd tell you to drown yourself but from what I've heard you can't keep your head down that long. Perhaps just insert your head (after removal from its usual placement between your Uncle's knees) into the local sandbox until the asphyxiation effect begins. Although, you're so ugly cats would probably try to bury you.
I don't need to take effeminate insults from a guy that gets confused by Budweiser commercials.
Kindly go f**k yourself with your Village People's Greatest Hits C.D. and stop your ineffectual attempts at insults all the while bravely signing them 'Anonymous.'
To everyone else, Peace.
Obviously people don't know what "gay" means anymore.
Right.
Stop being gay, please.
What I don't understand is why can't people look at what they say ONCE in a while.
I tip my hat to you, "he who rants about backpacks". You are correct, 'Gay' seems to be everyone's hot word now-a-days.
P.S- you're GAY!!!!
I'M LAUGHING AT YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I turned gay just reading this thread.
bye lol
you are gay
thats what i tryed to say if i called you gay so what you know that your not so then just move on
have a nice day
Very funny backpack story though - lmao.
"That's so gay,"
Is retarded!
It makes no f**king sense,
Imagine going to your friend,
And asking what he had for lucnh,
So he goes "PB&J"
And you just scream, "THAT'S GAY"
Does that make any sense?
No, it makes no f**king sense AT ALL!
J/k
They are gay
Your rants gay
Or maybe your backpack was so exceedingly flamboyant that he assumed it was indeed gay. I mean you never even told us what it looks like.
That is so gay.
I say it, but I don't mean for it to insult any gays. I've only gotten called out on it once, and I simply stated I don't mean for it to insult gay people and that if you're going to let something as stupid as a little saying bother you that much, you need to get your priorities straightened out.
Have a great day.
But really. It is used because it is meant to be derogatory because, lets face it, nobody wants to be gay. It's cuz gay people are basically retarded. If you don't think so, then why is it impossible for 2 dudes to have a child?
People are so f**king stupid these days damn
Well said.
You're awesome.
people are going to say what they want.
And i know gay people that say that's so gay. We can rant or not give it anymore negative engery.
And sooo Ghey!
This made me laugh hardcore like sex. (jk)
You made my day!