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the best way to wank off ,seriously!!! - 57% Normal

take a full roll of toilet paper...... do you see the cardboard tube inside?
bend the cardboard until you can slip it out
dont rip the paper though
take a condom...
put it in the hole of the toilet paper,
with the open end of the rubber stretched around the outside perimeter of the toilet paper.
so that it stays... then lube up, and pound that tp.
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Comments (13)
roman8 (12286)
2008-01-16 13:29:01
but im too thick for tha roll of cardboard,
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Crookshanks (10749)
2008-01-16 14:57:40
Actually the best way is when you in the bath, make yourself hard and fill water till head of penis is still above water, get a fly, take off it's wings and put it on your penis head.

(While Jimmy Carr was joking I bet your sick enough to actually try it)
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flikr (10636)
2008-01-16 20:08:31
@: Crookshanks
wtf
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cabinet70 (4440)
2008-01-16 21:04:22
@: Crookshanks
I tried that but I pulled the wings of a pigeon very nice indeed
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Crookshanks (10749)
2008-01-17 07:16:46
@: flikr
lol it was a Jimmy Carr joke
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cabinet70 (4440)
2008-01-17 15:33:08
@: Crookshanks
He is one of the best comedians ever and his interaction with the audience is unsurpassed
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Orochimaru (9975)
2008-01-18 15:08:56
sick
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bendoverlove (15678)
2008-08-11 08:34:26
I NEED SOMETHING A LITTLE BIGGER
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duckfart77 (18930)
2008-12-30 23:37:37
it's better when you are using already used tp :)
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solikeyeah (19213)
2009-01-07 00:59:02
I know this is a joke, but I can't help but be serious. Why not just do the sheets? Seriously, I've been doing it since I was a kid. I can't even get off by using my hands. The best part is that my sheets don't ask me for money, self esteem boosters or menial tasks. And yes, I sleep on it. Who cares, it's just DNA. As harmless as the millions of skin cells that we shed off all over our houses. If you don't believe me, check your computers heat sink and fan.
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housecat (22932)
2009-06-03 16:13:36
wait, so where do you put the condom?
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11INCH (27695)
2009-10-01 08:56:33
HONESTLY I GO FOR ANY HOLE AS LONG AS IT GETS ME REALLY HORNY REMEMBER EVERY HOLE IS A GOAL EVEN CAR EXHAUSTS
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11INCH (27695)
2009-10-01 08:57:23
@: roman8
SAME HERE MINE DON'T FIT!! WHAT'S YOUR SIZE THEN???????????
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