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The best way to wank off ,seriously!!!
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Take a full roll of toilet paper...... do you see the cardboard tube inside?
bend the cardboard until you can slip it out
dont rip the paper though
take a condom...
put it in the hole of the toilet paper,
with the open end of the rubber stretched around the outside perimeter of the toilet paper.
so that it stays... then lube up, and pound that tp.
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After reading every comment on this page.. I notice that I need a girlfriend.
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:) it's ok guys, us girl will try anything to!!! Just ask us then! it's harder for us to find things to masturbate with because your shouldn'y put some things in your vagina...
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Dude I want a dick:(
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Ive got a duck do you wanna feel it
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You've got a DUCK? Ducks are awesome, I'd love to pet your duck! Where did you get a pet duck?
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lolz i'm not sure how your pet duck is relevant to the current conversation. Pretty cool pet though!
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I wanna suck you all over
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You can play with my dick if it will make you feel better
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Buy a Fleshlight. They sell them on the internet. Awsome invention.
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I stright up wish I were a dude so I cud do this shit!
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but im too thick for tha roll of cardboard,
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@: roman8
thanks 4 the idea im going to try it. very original.
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11INCH
@: roman8
SAME HERE MINE DON'T FIT!! WHAT'S YOUR SIZE THEN???????????
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@: 11INCH
Judging from your name, you must be VERY insecure.
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wait, so where do you put the condom?
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Hot bath. Fill a sock with wet porridge oats. Fuck it!
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And when you done fuckn it, eat the fucked porridge oats... lol
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Awe you got a baby carrot :O
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solikeyeah
I know this is a joke, but I can't help but be serious. Why not just do the sheets? Seriously, I've been doing it since I was a kid. I can't even get off by using my hands. The best part is that my sheets don't ask me for money, self esteem boosters or menial tasks. And yes, I sleep on it. Who cares, it's just DNA. As harmless as the millions of skin cells that we shed off all over our houses. If you don't believe me, check your computers heat sink and fan.
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11INCH
HONESTLY I GO FOR ANY HOLE AS LONG AS IT GETS ME REALLY HORNY REMEMBER EVERY HOLE IS A GOAL EVEN CAR EXHAUSTS
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stealthssination1107
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Car exhausts? That's awesome! It's a prank and a way to wank at the same time! Just do your neighbor's car and blow your load inside. Then after that take a dump on their wheels and wait the next morning when he goes to work and sees his car get a cumshot and his wheels shoot cold, hard dump all over the place.
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I think he means use the actual toilet paper, not the cardboard roll.. I guess it's more flesh like?
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I used to have a pocket bike and i put my penis in the exhaust as a joke to my friend we both couldnt stop laughing, i didnt pound it just a quick slip in then out and thats it lol
this seems kind of desperate have you ever had a gf???
pussy over evrything!!!
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go to a sex shop you can get a fake hole to fuck for like 17 bucks.
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what if your dick is smaller than the tube?....
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I thought I was the only one who did this...

One time, I took a toilet paper roll, put a grocery bag through it, and lubed it up with vaseline and basically just fucked it. It was really haphazard and it wasn't flexible enough.
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But sauke wants naruto
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Cock is too big. (not even joking)
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@: Sinner7
Get a grip mate
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shaswar14
youre either insane or smart or insanley smart. but my cock is to big for cardboard paper.
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Oh please stop gloating.... No one actually cares about your cock...
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are we talking a full roll here?
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I like how people are saying "mines too big" and "your tiny cock" but really, this is a cool site and should be respected. If you are just coming here to gloat (or lie) about your undercarriage then just de-register ad fuck off.

I tried this and it worked nicely simulating a rich real-like effect. Any other cool ways to get off?
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I've never wanked! I try it without lube so how do u do it? Plz ;)
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Damn I've always wondered what it feels like to have a penis
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Maslover04 you can have my penis anytime you want just ask and it yours for life anyrime you need it.
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yeah we'll see;)
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Disposable rubber glove, roll it up in a towl with hand opening overlapping, roll hand opening over towel. lube up and wah lah.
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My Rhino is too thick for the TP, bro... I wonder how on earth your "Cheeto" fit... How old are you, really?!!
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My cock is 9 inches and that motherf don't fit in da tp.I rip pussys apart.
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I NEED SOMETHING A LITTLE BIGGER
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Try this....Danger wanking!!
get a hard on and start to crack one off then shout a family member up to your bedroom and see if you can finish before they enter your room :D
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Actually the best way is when you in the bath, make yourself hard and fill water till head of penis is still above water, get a fly, take off it's wings and put it on your penis head.

(While Jimmy Carr was joking I bet your sick enough to actually try it)
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lol it was a Jimmy Carr joke
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cabinet70
He is one of the best comedians ever and his interaction with the audience is unsurpassed
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IT WAS RICKY GERVAISE
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cabinet70
I tried that but I pulled the wings of a pigeon very nice indeed
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lolz very nice, I'd be willing to bet that was a special experience!
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honestly this is true when i was in tenerife i was lying down naked and had a hard on and a couple of flies started landing on my cock my head was exposed and then ran around my head licking up my juices god it was horny so i left them too it and it wasnt long before i shot my load it was horny as hell and dam good so i love flies now honestly the feel of them tickling my head was excellent
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@: ronco1
oh give me flies anyday
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Orochimaru
sick
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I'm sorry but I couldn't help laughing my ass off when I read that Orochimaru thought it was sick, :D I would believe him using a snake rather than a toilet paper tube! Lmao!.. KIf you don't understand this referance, read more manga T.T lol
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lol omg
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WTF
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Lol pulled the wings off a pigeon that's hilarious
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it's better when you are using already used tp :)
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Buy a fleshlite pussy it's almost like the real thing and you can abuse it without complaint
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SasGAY is gay sauce to put on your spaghetti
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lol there's no way anyone could do this unless you've got a really thin dick
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haha some of us are a bit to thick to fit in the tube :( this sucks!
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just read a few comments about people complaining about people saying there to big lol but if you notice that a toilet paper tube is only 5 inches around(girth)or less and thats high average size lol so if your able to slip ur dick in this tube easily than your thin!
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[U_U] I don't know what to make out this.
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