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the end of the world is near my friends

december 12th 2012
the mayans and the aztecs continents apart in 2000 BC both predicted the end of the calender
december 12th 2012
very coincidentally unbeknownst to the world but very much aware to secret government agencies a large meteor with a gravitational pull that of jupiter is coming closer
the estimated arrival date you say?
late 2012
it wont strike earth but will have enough effect on the rotation that the earth will slow or even stop rotating
seismic earthquakes will ravage the earth along with volcanoes and massive tsunamis

i have one question for you

are you ready?
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (17)
I have one answer for you. FU CK OFF you stupid pri ck.
Because they think they are smart and like to instil fear into people.



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sorry it didn't work.
yeah Im banking my future on an ancient peoples confused understanding of how to keep track of the passage of time.
I'm ready.

I have a towel.
google it fucktards
its actually december 21st
YEA. REMEMBER everyone, you don't need to buy Christmas pressie in 2012 because there aint gonna be anyone to give them to according to this moronic poster.
it is weird that every other event on the mayan calendar was accurate. And it just stops in 2012. Maybe someone lost part of the calendar. But it is weird, i think we are going to get a crazy virus, like the bubonic plague ish, and it kills us all off.
If possible, this is even MORE retarded than the Y2K scare.

Just because ancient civilizations "predicted" the end of the world on 12/12/12, does not mean that it will happen.I'm not saying that they were stupid, primitive people, just that they couldn't predict the future.

Also, we have no real evidence that they predicted the end of the world on that date, just that their calendar ends there. 12/12/12 is not the most normal date in the the world. They might have just ended it there for no reason. We may never know.

And if an asteroid the size of jupiter were going to hit Earth in the next few years, any idiot with a half decent telescope would be able to see it.

There IS an asteroid headed for earth, but it's ETA is around 2030, and many say that it will miss completely.

It's about the size of Texas, and could POSSIBLY cause an extinction. But as I said, it will more than likely miss us completely.
the microsoft calender ends at 2099. and i think bill gates is a little smarter than the mayans...xbox...helloooo?
dont scare me like that...
dumb ass prick
Death to the human race! I would love an extinction level event. I know that it would end all life and we would be happy that humanity would be no more. Happiness is knowing that when the world come to an end nothing humanity every did would ever matter in the slightest. I fact all things will come to an end so what is the point. Eat, drink and me merry for tomorrow we die! I can only hope that my final exit will be of benifit for some people.
The world is doomed just look u have a moron for president the natural resources soon will be tapped there are gays and lesbians running a muck every little comment is abusive sick perverted people with the same disgusting things over and over let it burn l;et it burn
FUCKIN FUCK YES! HIGH FIVE MAN
I'll be seet, I'm invicible.
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I'll be sweet, I'm invincible.
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